Ashlee found these on Otaku boards and sent them to me...I think they're hilarious

1. Every time you enter a room, sit in a chair, lean back too far and fall over backwards. Laugh histerically for about ten minutes. Then one day, repeat the falling over exercise,but instead of laughing, get up, look sternly at the chair and say 'It's not funny anymore.'
2. Get a surfboard, put it on ur bed and stand on it, and pretend to surf for about 15 minutes. Then pretend to 'wipe out' and fall on the floor. Pretend you are drowning until your roommate comes to rescue you.
3. Hang a picture of your roommate on the wall and throw darts at it. Smile at your rommmate often saying things like 'How nice to see you again...'
4. Get a can of beans. Label them 'jumping beans.' Eat them and then jump around the room. Get another can of beans and label them dancing beans. Eat them and dance around the room. Get another can of beans and label them 'Kill your roomate beans.' Eat them, smiling at your roommate.
5. Everytime your roommate falls asleep, wait ten minutes then wake them up saying 'its time to go to bed now.'
6. Paint abstract paintings and name them things like 'Roommate dying in car crash' and 'Roommate being hit over the head with a shovel.' Comment often on how much you love the paintings.
7. Keep a collection of teeth in a jar. Act excited when you add to it, and say things like 'In a little while I'll have enough for a sailboat.'
8. Get a pet rabbit. At a designated time each day, take the rabbit into the bathroom and engage in loud shouting matches. If your roommate enquires, refuse to discuss the situation.
9. Keep a hamster as a pet. Buy a blender and make milkshakes everyday. Then one day get rid of the hamster. Make a milkshake with lots of tomato sauce in it. When your roommate comes in, look at the shake, look at the empty cage and say 'I was curious.'
10. Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Seperate it from the others. Wait a few days and then bake your roommates potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate 'He just didn't belong.'
11. Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much and elephant weighs , and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
12. Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger everyday. Look at it and say. 'The hair, its growing!'
13. Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so whisper 'Soon, soon...'
14. Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Put one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
15. Tell your roommate 'I've got an important message for you.' Pretend to faint. When you recover say you can remember. Later on say 'Oh yeh! Now Iremember!'Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
16. While your roommate is out, glur your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate returns, sit on the floor, holding ur head and moaning.
17. Make a sandwich. Leave it on the floor and ignore it. Wait until your roommate throw out your sandwich. Ask 'Where the hell is my sandwich?'
18. Everytime your roommate walk in yell 'HOORAY! UR BAK!' as loud as you can and dance around them for 10 minutes. Afterwards keep looking at ur watch and say 'shouldnt u be going somewhere?'
19. Talk back to your Rice crsipies, all of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up explaining 'I want to watch them suffer.'