Top Ten Simpsons Quotes of All Time... Apparently!
10)Troy McLure 'I'm Troy McLure and I'll leave you with what we all came      here to see...HARD CORE NUDITY

9) Homer 'Moe I need your advice'
Moe 'Yeah?'
Homer 'See I got this friend Joey Joe    Joe Junior Shabadoo'
Moe 'Thats the worst name I ever  heard'
Chair squeaks and man runs from bar crying
Barney 'Hey Joey Joe Joe'

8) Willie 'If elected Mayor the first       thing I'll do is kill the whole lot 'o ye    burn yer towns tae cinders'
Guy whispers 'The mics on'
Willie 'I know its on!'

7) Lionel Hutz 'Uh oh! We've drawn      Judge Snider'
Marge 'Is that bad?'
Lionel Hutz 'Well he's had it in for me since i kind of ran over his dog'
Marge 'You did?'
Lionel Hutz 'Well replace the words      kind of with repeatedly and the word     dog with son'

6) Ned 'Heres José Flanders'
José 'Buenos ding dong diddley dios       senior'

5) Sea Captian 'Yaar I'm not    attractive'

4) Marge 'The plant called and said if   you don't go in tomorrow not to go        in on Monday'
Homer 'WOO HOO! Four day weekend!'

3) Nelson 'Ha ha'

2) Detective 'Do yu have a grudge         against Montgomary Burns?'
Moe 'No'
Lie detector buzzes
Moe 'Alright maybe I did but I didn't shoot him'
Lie detector dings
Detective 'Checks out, ok sir your        free to go'
Moe 'Good because I got a hot date       tonight'
Lie detector buzzes
Moe 'Dinner with friends'
Lie detector buzzes
Moe 'Dinner alone'
Lie detector buzzes
Moe 'Watching tv alone'
Lie detector buzzes
Moe 'ALRIGHT!! I'm going to sit          at home and ogle the ladies in the         Victoria Secret catalogue'
Lie detector buzzes
Moe '......Sears catalogue'
Lie detector dings
Moe 'Now would you unhook this thing already please? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment'
Lie detector buzzes

1) Ralph 'I bent my Wookie'
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