| A Real Autobiography Of Tiny Nic |
| This autobiography is a bit different from the one that's already on the site... this one is real and it's just a bunch of questions that people have asked me via email and a questionare that I heard on the telly and thought was pretty good. Name: Nicola Age: 18 Date Of Birth: Fifth of September 1983 Lives: A small town near Motherwell Starsign: Virgo (the fun sign!... come on all your favourite friends are probably virgos) Family: Mum, Dad and younger sister Favourite Band: Linkin Park Favourite Song: 'One Week' by the Barenaked Ladies Favourite Book: Adrien Mole Diaries Favourite TV Show: Blackadder/ Quantum Leap Favourite Movie: Usual Suspects Favourite Actor: Gabriel Byrne Favourite Actress: Sandra Bullock Favourite Thing To Do In Spare Time: Go out and have fun Favourite Food: Indian/Italien/cereal Favourite Flavour and Type Of Crisps: Either Square cheese and onion or bacon flavour Wheatees or whatever they're called What's In Her Walkman: Compilation of Linkin Park, Barenaked Ladies, The Kinks, Rat Pack, Travis... loads of stuff First CD/Tape Ever Purchased: I'm not proud but I was young and it was that Mr Blobby pap... I wasn't the only one who bought it you know... just the only one brave enough to admit it! First Crush: Tony Mortimer from East 17 First Concert Attended: PJ and Duncan... I watched the video of that the other day for some reason... as funny as ever and I remember laughing so hard at their ablibbing at the concert! Song Guaranteed to Have Her Dancing: Either 'Starlight' by The Supermen Lovers or 'Brown Eyed Girl' I think it's Morrisey that did that! I hear it at The Palace all the time it's like an anthem up here! Favourite Clothes Designer: Levis for my jeans (I only buy Levis jeans) and for anything else I love Calvin Klein or Thomas Burberry This Questionare is taken form the series Inside the Actor's Studio and I thought it was something a bit different! What's your favourite word? 'We' or 'us' probably What's your least favourite word? 'No' What inspires you? My past What are your turn ons? Humour, fun What are your turn offs? Ignorance, deliberate stupidity What sound or noise do you love? My friends laughter What sound or noise do you hate? that awkward (sp?) silence you get sometimes What's your favourite curse word? 'Bollocks' or 'rat-bastard'... is that one word? What profession would you most like to do? Something in the entertainment industry... not necessaraly acting though... writing maybe What profession would you least like to do? Something unrewarding If Heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? "Tiny Nic, what a pleasure I'm so glad you could make it. Your room is ready and as requested; one fridge - silver - unlimited supply of Smirnoff Ice, Long Vodkas (ready made), Snowballs (the drink and also ready made), unlimited Club cigarrettes (you had done such a good job giving up in life but now your dead and it's irrelevant), one widescreen tv, one DVD player and lots of good DVDs, one VCR, cable digital - all the channels even Fox Kids which is rubbish, en-suite, a kingsize bed, remote controls with clappers installed incase you lose them, a PC to 'piss about on', a CD player with all the CDs you requested, Elijah Wood, Ryan Reynolds and unlimited jars of Nutella. Also I would like to inform you there is an open bar a ten minute walk away from your room but there is also a free taxi service incase you can't be arsed walking... well this is Heaven after-all" Tiny Nic the (made up) Story Behind The Genius Click here if your nosey and want to see Tiny Nic's collection of DVDs Click here if your curious about what videos Tiny Nic buys |
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