"You're such a crazyface!" screeched Boo. Jeanine laughed and picked herself up, brushed off her shorts, and tossed her head back, nose in the air. She strutted away then, nose in the air, rear end wiggling, and Boo just laughed harder. Bowling rolled her eyes. The other Varsity girls giggled. Those two were crazy.
The girls went to hockey camp every year. One summer, they went to a camp where they started the "Hockey Wars." It started innocently enough. Well...not really. Jeanien got a huge soda. She went to the bathroom. While she was gone, Runion thought it would be funny to play a little joke. She took the salt shaker. She took the pepper shaker. She poured them into Jeanine's drink. But she didn't stop there. She took tobasco sauce from the table. And she dumped it in. She laughed, stirred it, and when Jeanien got back, she took a big drink.... And spit it out all over the table.
And that was the beginning of the Hockey Wars.
That night, while Runion was at practice (goalies practiced at different times than the rest of the team), Boo and Jeanine snuck into her dorm room. They took toothpaste, and hot peppers from last nights pizza, as well as shaving cream and anything else they could find, and plastered it all over Runion's pillowcase. The idea was for her to lay down right in it. That didn't happen...but revenge was still sweet.
The next day, Jeanine and Boo got back to see their bras hanging from the cieling- from the sprinkler system. They had to get chairs out of the dorms to get them down. That night, Jeanine duct-taped Amanda's door shut. That day, Amanda sprayed tons of febreeze into their dorm room.
And there it ended. Camp was over, and the Wars were left unreseolved. But Jeanine and Amanda were then known as LHS's greatest pranksters.
"I'm a little teaPOT short and STOUT!" they screamed, doing the motions. It was almost time for the game, and they were "warming up". Jeanine style.
The whistle blew. Time for captains. Jeanine jogged over, ready for the start of the game.