There are 52 weeks per year in each of which you already have 2 ays off, leaving  261 days available for work.   

You spend 16 hours each day away from work, which uses up a further 170 days leaving only 91 days available.   

You spend 30 minutes per day taking coffee breaks, accounting for 23 days a year and leaving only 68 days available for work.   

With a 1 hour lunch break each day you use up another 48 days, leaving only 22 days available for work.   

You also get 5 days off for public holidays, leaving 17 days available for work.   

You normally spend 2 days per annum on sick leave; this leaves you with only 15 days available working time.   

We generously allow you 14 days a year off for your holidays - which leaves you only available for work on 1 day per annum .....   

        And I'll be damned if you're going to take that day off !!!!