by
nANCI mEEK 9/97 (c)
(sung to the tune "Lonely Bull")
Jess day call me el
nino
Better battin jer hatches down
Jess day call me el nino
And I'm coming to jer town
Don't know what stupid gringo
With weather lingo - named me El Nino
With a sandbag up his butt
It's the same nut what names hurricanes "Are jue
insane!"
I left my homeboys for the Equator
I am the Terminator and I'll be back later
After too many tequilas- I'll come and see ya's
I'm on a mission
I will see dat jue suffer
From a tropical depression
I have my own website - dot com El Nino
(can jue believe it)
Next week I'm on Jay Leno
And I'll blow tropical air up hees butt!
Jue can shove jer storm watches
Wait'll jue see my pinatas
I hate all of jer beaches....
BEACHES? WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' BEACHES!!
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