Trial Lawyers Daughter
by
nANCI mEEK 9/1/97
(to the tune "Coal Miners Daughter")
for
MUSIC
Well
I was born a Trial Lawyers Daughter
I remember well drinking Evian water
We had a maid and we were rich
I'm unruly and I'm a bitch
I was raised a spoiled lawyers daughter
Daddy
loved and raised three kids on a lawyers pay
Arguin' in the courthouse every day
Dad prepared his briefs at night
Read his transcripts on the red eye flight
The clothes we wore were nothin' but Designer
In
the winter time we'd ski in Heavenly Valley
But in the summer time we'd sail on down to Maui
We were rich and dysfunctional
A new stepmother every fall
Daddy always managed to find these women somewhere
Yeah
I'm proud to be a trial lawyers daughter
I remember well drinking Evian Water
On the yacht sailing the sea
Had a porsche before I was three
Daddy always had the money to pay off Judges
Well
the laws and things have changed since way back then
And most of those Judges are doin' five to ten
With a loss of integrity
Since that Jury set OJ free
And Gravano's book was a #1 best seller
Yeah I'm proud to be a trial lawyers daughter
I remember well drinkin' Evian water
On his yacht sailing the sea
Had a porsche before I was three
Daddy always had the money to pay off Judges
Cutone Page Matt
Damon on Lawyers
Rialto 70's
Me, Dad, Danny, Chris
Who Wants To Be A Welfare Receiver?
I'm OK Productions 
