Looking at this kid I see David Crosby in his eyes
Rolling Stone  tried to finally clear up all the lies 
"Hooked" on drugs and alcohol
Was sober when he got the call
Lesbian ladies need a kidney shaped gene pool

Went through several Rehabs and he finally cleaned his mind
David Crosby was the BEST that they could find
Hope this kid keepsa clear head
Ignoring what the critics said
Listen to all your mothers say to you

Don't you wanna know who knocked up Melissa Etheridge
Don't you wanna know who knocked up Melissa Etheridge
I mean Melissa Etheridge
"Ellen" show's to blame
For this Daisy chain

I've been saving all my money just to read it here
Rolling Stone is up 12 shares

Went through several Rehabs and he finally cleaned his mind
David Crosby was the BEST that they could find
Hope this kid keepsa clear head
Ignoring what the critics said
Listen to all your mothers say to you

Don't you wanna know who knocked up Melissa Etheridge
Don't you wanna know who knocked up Melissa Etheridge
I mean Melissa Etheridge
"Ellen" show's to blame
For this Daisy chain

Don't you wanna know who knocked up Melissa Etheridge
Don't you wanna know who knocked up Melissa Etheridge
I mean Melissa Etheridge
"Ellen" show's to blame
For this Daisy chain
-nm (Words & Music by Graham Nash)
        "Don't be mad, Graham!"