Jokes
I don't want this next joke to be taken wrong.  I do not judge people based on race, gender, or anything... nor do I dislike certain types of people based on stereotypes or race, gender, religion, etc.  I decide who I like and don't like based on their personality, and character traits.  With that said, here is a mildly racist joke:
A zebra died, and he went to heaven.  When he got to the Pearly Gates, he decided to ask St. Peter a question that had been bothering him for quite some time.  So, "St.Peter," said the zebra, "am I white with black stripes or black with white stripes?"  St. Peter thought for a moment and then replied, "Well, I'm not sure.  Why don't you go ask God?" 
So, the zebra goes and gets in the long line of people and animals waiting to ask God a question.  When he finally gets up to God, he says, "God...  am I white with black stripes or black with white stripes?"  God thinks for a moment and then replies, "You are what you are."
Confused and disappointed, the zebra went back to St.Peter.  Seeing the disappointment on the zebra's face, St. Peter asks, "So, what did God say?"  The zebra replied, "God said, 'You are what you are.'  I don't understand."  St. Peter thought for a long time.  A happy expression came to his face, and he stated, "You are white with black stripes."  Curious, the zebra asked, "How do you know that?"  St. Peter replied smartly, "If you were black with white stripes, God would have said, "You is what you is."
Q:  Why didn't Noah go fishing while he was on the ark?
A:  Because he only had 2 worms!
Q:  Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
A:  Because he had no-body to dance with!
Funny Dumb Blonde Jokes
Q: What did the blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios?
A: Oh look daddy, doughnut seeds!
Q: Why do blondes always smile during lightening storms?
A: Because they think they're picture is being taken.
Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run! She's got a grenade in her mouth!!
Q: Did you hear about the two blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in theater?
A: They had gone to see "Closed for Winter."
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?
A: There is white-out all over the monitor.
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
Q: How do you drown a blonde?
A: Put a scratch-n-sniff at the bottom of the pool.
There were these two blondes, and they were walking along outside.  They came to some tracks.  The first blonde said, "They're deer tracks."  The second blonde said, "No, they're moose tracks."  While they stood there arguing it out, they got hit by a train.
Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the Ladies Room there is a very special mirror.  If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish.  However, if one tells a lie *poof* you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.
So, A redhead of questionable looks walks into the Ladies Room and stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world." *poof*  The mirror swallows her.  Next a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the sexiest woman alive." *poof*  The mirror swallows her.  Then an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think...."   *poof*
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