.:incest:family values:. .:a rock-u-mentary:.

:part I: the miracle of birth:. .:ping!! hailing from the incest capital of the world, with the exception of the canadian from greece, incest are a five-piece merry family. it was back in the day when two creative genie-asses and one master basser by the names scruff,dave and brendan found a small foetus with chronic tourettes syndrome wandering through the metropolis of foyleside.

they decided to take him under their collective wing and adopt him as their drummer, however even with their latest recruit they still found themselves short un mostresticator. after several problems this space was finally filled by the incestrious temperamental mickey. now that the force was with them a new obstacle arose for the men in tights, having as much identity as ................. step in germit the vertically challenged bumming frog.

although few are aware of incest's origins, it was actually the result of germit's love for, beside mary boppins, french swimming bags and graffitti which culminated into the now incest phenomenon. with inspiration springing forth from such diverse orifices as the ear and the nose

as well as the dark scary place the trio began inflicting horror upon derry's population of old-age pensioners with their "devilishly loud rock music" on their tour of retirement homes. however over the years the band has become such mainstream musical whores, selling their souls, organs and getting naked for gigs that more than likely someone is a spleen short and they will soon be visiting your local, musical entertainment auditorium. and they lived happily ever after. the end "peace out, get naked, make sex, smile on your brother, love incest":.

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