1. Honour thy heineken and thy famous grouse.

2.If thou hast two bottles of beer,give one to the needy....ahh sod it.  Drink them both yourself.

3.Protect all taverns in thy realm with thine life

4.There is only one god and Farnham is his messanger.

5.Thou must go to church,for they givest wine for free

6.Thou shalt bear the jack daniel's standard with honour.

7.Thou shalt honour the Inferno clan, for they are clearly drunk silly when they posteth.

8.Thou shalt abolish the evil of AA wherever thy meeteth it.

9.Thou shalt not mix vodka with beer.

10.Thou shalt not lie.  Thine breath gives you away,anyway.