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| What is the Evil Spork? What makes it so evil? Where does it get its powers? Who controls it...or better yet, who does it control?.. In order to survive,thee must know the answers to these questions. Thy mind filled with wonder. Marveling about just the very significance of a petty spork. 'Tis erroneous to have such thoughts on one's mind. For, questioning the Spork leads to iniquitous consequences... So, come,my friend. Explore the world of the Evil Spork. Learn about its verdancy in virtue and its observation of mischief... |
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| today was my last day in cop school, which is a good day. the last day of cop school is always a good day. i am a cop school dropout. also,new things added on the site. (2/7/03) |
| 3/16 cap'n jazz So, no updates in a while, eh? well, there- a picture of Marvin for thee. here it is(hooray). yeah, marvin is very cool, and only he decides who's the coolest. And Alexandra isn't cool- she's a loser. a b c d e f g h i j k lost |
| 3/23 modest mouse hi, hi, hi. the spork calmly remains in the shrine, and there has been not a violent act in about a year. the spork's act, that is. well, there's a new page which contains plenty of icons for chatting souls. just copy one, and set it as thy AIM icon. over here, to the plunder page, and more. modest.++ support the vines. placebo |
| 4/02 whoah it's april whoah i was thinking about re-designing this website, but for what? nobody comes here anymore, except for thee, krystal. i can do it for myself...maybe... i also have been thinking about ceasing the updates here, or destroying this site once and for all. darn search engines won't include this mysterious work of art. the site, that is. i don't care. thats what i see it as- a mysterious work of art. well, roam, roam, all. |
| 4/7/03 ...and he wept tears of sorrow. it's night. oh yes. it's so difficult to sleep now. i can only reach the slumber at sunrise, and i awaken a little before dawn. what a life i lead. 'tis a horrific adventure into nothingness, philosophy and emotional struggle. well, new layout is up. clickity clickity click. also, i shall no longer update this particular page.. for there is a different "news" page now. har. so, go on and roam around every day, and persuade thy accquaintances to do just the same; sign the guestbook and all. we are planning Project Clever Brew, which shall be explained in the future. for that, owls, we must be well equipted with dirty american currency. that's when the visitor can help- purchase overpriced, good quality bullshit from the anti-store, or cheap DIY stuff by i. if thou aren't that wealthy, we all understand here in anna's brain. fuck yeah. all six of us. we enjoy drinking and going to parties, but never get laid. whoah. i'd trade my bike for a shopping cart. and i'd trade my brain for an inflatable costume. lately ive been feeling dead inside,like my guts have dried up and died. every night i water them back to life. |