You see the alien? Yep, you've lost it.
Welcome To The Land Of The Freak!
Hi.
I am an extremely bizarre person, and therefore some of things you may read herein may not make sense, or may make sense in a disturbing or frightening way. But don't worry about it. All you'll lose is your sanity, and what's so great about sanity?
I'm not that good at this HTML stuff, so it doesn't look that impressive. But if you care to persevere, some of it's quite funny.
At the moment, there's a page of rubbish about me, some of my stories, my Free Open Diary for you nosy people, and a couple of random things that I guarantee you will not find anywhere else unless somebody steals them (Please don't steal them. That would be excessively mean of you).
Learn about all the latest crap in my life by taking a look at Indigo's Ramblings.
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"The Mariposa Dictionary" is basically a list of words I have either made up or re-defined. It's called that because of a rather strange friend of mine, who calls me Mariposa. It means "butterfly" in Spanish. The reasons for this nickname are long buried and I assure you it is not because I am a fragile little creature.
"The Gnome Survival Guide" is a set of comprehensive instructions to keep those evil little things at bay. If the idea of needing to ward off the gnomes frightens you, or has you reaching for the Yellow Pages (L is for Lunatic Asylums), then go away, because I don't like you.
Recently I have added a couple of quizzes - they're all completely useless, but you find me an internet quiz that isn't.
You may also find things such as a page about aardvarks. This is no cause for concern and just means I'm having another one of my fits.
NEW to the Mouth of Hell: Indigo's much-anticipated (by one, maybe two whole people) soap opera Sunflowers. It is the soap opera where absolutely nothing happens. Because, as we say here at Indigo Towers, "life just ain't like that". Episode Two up and ready now!
Site last updated: 21/05/04
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Sunflowers (Indigo's Soap Opera) EPISODE 2 UP 21/5