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Ur population is at 12 after my long time pal, Ray Cook, was run over last week. His bloodied shaft left untended on the floor for days.
My name is Tad Moore and I used to be the number one putter. I used to travel. I stayed in the finest hotels. Life was good. I am the same putter that drained a treacherous, winding 12-foot birdie at Pebble Beach #9. I am the putter that brought home the cabbage versus JK time and time again.
But because I missed a few four footers, all my past glories were forgotten. I should have ran when after winnebago industries the round we stopped at Roger Dunn's golf shop. If only I had more eagle industries than just one heel and toe. I should have seen it coming. I felt the life drain from my shaft when I saw eudaman carrying out a brand new Scotty Cameron Coronado 2 oilcan putter.
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Arts of you brain will be removed and we'll take your skull in, reducing it's size and your goodwill industries intelligence level. Plastic surgery will be carried out in order to alter the shape of your face, ears and buttocks, hormones will be injected into your bloodstream to encourage growth of body fur and finally you will go through DNA therapy to make you capable of reproducing. Are you sure you want to go through with all of that?"
Larry pretended to consider this music industry for a second.
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