"We pledge your alliegance to the Fags of the United Racists of America, and to the republic for which our Beerguts stand, one Dumbass organization, Underground, very dispicable with Inner breeding and Retardation for all!"
Oh look Roy Lee, a burning cross! Uh, dew yew rememba wha wee deeid theis?!"  "Beats me Billy Bob, Ah theenk wee had nuthin betta ta do tahnight!"
Awwww now arent they BRAVE!  Most of what they do is usually done under the darkness of the night and with masks on to hide their faces....How valiente they are!