Crash Course In Exploring A Universe That Is Approximately Infinite
This is the page where most visitors will not read but nevertheless here's some information about the webmaster of Approximate Infinite Universe.
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Cutie Male Faces:
Lexon The Daydreamer. You won't find this in my identification card but I always thought Lexon is a pretty fine name. A friend from Denmark complained that it's too pornographic……but who cares? I love it.
Does Lexon sound like a female name? I hoped not……
I was born in September 1976 so that would make me "Current Year Minus 1976" years old.
Chinese Perenakan Singaporean who barely speaks Malay……
I have a Bachelor Of Arts Degree. Currently doing post-graduate courses.
Parapsychology, Occult Studies, Mythology, Gender Studies……I actually wanted to study parapsychology in the U.S but people tend to have the image that upon graduating I will turn out to be some kind of phony ghost-catcher in some dimly-lit flat.
Dogs, especially my pet chow-chow who looks like a bear cub suffering from malnutrition.
There's so much varieties of food in Singapore that it's a little difficult to choose, but I guess it depends on my mood. Yum yum.
Most of my clothes (9 out of 10) are black so what do you think? Motorists tend to hate me when I dash across the road at night becos I'm too difficult to spot.
Again it's so difficult to pick, but I tend to watch all sorts of films. The film that I have watched the most times is Clue(1985), starring Tim Curry, the late Madeline Kahn, Eileen Brennan... Very cool and hilarious movie.
It will take me 3 days to list out everything but some favourites include Madonna, Kate Bush, Yoko Ono, Lee Hom, Daniel Chan, Michelle Shocked, Tanita Tikaram, Suzanne Vega, Renee Liu Ruoying, Judy Garland, Aimee Mann……
The Mistress of Weird Music- Kate Bush
Favourite Actors/Actresses:
Another long list but the ultimate favourite is Piper Laurie. Other hot favourites include Julianne Moore, Jack Lemmon, Cate Blanchett, Whoopi Goldberg...
There are just so many of them- Lee Hom, Tony Ward, Keanu Reeves, Jordan Young, Jude Law...
Pretty Female Faces
Just because I'm not sexually attracted to females doesn't mean I don't admire beautiful women. These are some of the women I find damn attractive- Julianne Moore, Madonna, Joan Allen, Kathy Bates, Joan Chen, Cate Blanchett, Faye Dunaway, Annette Benning... and my idol, Piper Laurie.
The Beautiful Julianne Moore
Favourite Author:
The wickedly evil Graham Masterton who loves injecting his novels with violence and sex, and yet can still come up with masterpieces. "Burial" is my all time favourite. Agatha Christie is another favourite. How did she ever think up of such elaborate plots in so many of her novels?
Favourite Activity:
Listening to music, reading and surfing the net.
Favorite Male Voice:
Definitely Daniel Chan. He sings like he's having multiple orgasms, really titilating.
Favourite Female Voice:
No one can growl better, speak in some unnatural high pitched voice better, speak with a distinct Japanese accent better, than Piper Laurie. Just listen to her guest appearances as callers to the radio show in the comedy Fraiser and you will understand why I loved her voice.
Favourite Utterance:
"So disgusting", complete with a weird accent.
Favourite Body Part:
What else? That thing lor!
Hates:
Racism, Cruelty to Animals, Pollution and Noisy Speakers(Humans)/Handphones/Pagers At Movie Theatres.
Due to the fact that I'm not very literate regarding computers and I have only attended a 45 minutes course on web-building, please be kind to my mistake(if any) found in this site. What do Piper Laurie, Lee Hom, Keanu, Asian models, Caucasian models, silly conversations between A and B, poetry, aged actors and actresses, Madonna, Yoko Ono… have in common?
It's a mystical place to visit.
Behind every window is a surprise.
It's created to make you jump in the dark. Some of the things here are good for relaxation. Some things will make you break down in fear. Some things are meant to tease you. Some things will simply make you collapse. On the safe side, keep an open mind and that will reduce any tumble on the way.
Why is the content so confusing with shrines and keepers and faces?
And why is the name of the homepage rather similar to the title of Yoko Ono's song, Infinitely Approximate Universe, and yet it's short of the letters "L" and "Y"?
If you have been asking these questions, then I will be frank. There is no answer. The only reason why this homepage exists is because strange things do happen. Just treat visiting this site like watching a movie, with different subplots and characters.
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