Welcome to the Humor of Infernal Gaslamp! We are a really strange group of people (both in real life and the characters) so therefore there are many a sarcastic comment that have gotten us to laugh....Here are a few... However, if you're looking for the humor from August to November 2000, go to the Old Humor section.

Most Recent Humor!

• "My favorite character?...Can I pick Tyler?" -Kim
  
• "Infernal Gaslamp: Now with Smell-O-Vision!" -Tyler
  
• "Yeah...before, you had to go out and SHOOT a cat!"-Willie
  
• "Upon arriving at Victoria station I heard a faint hissing.... (a
  long dinner passes) and then we all put our hands on the Egg and woke up here. Well, I suppose you'll be committing us to an asylum now?"
  -Lionell Cartwright
  
• ""Dylan" can be feminine just like "Olaf can be feminine...and "Ryan" can be masculine!"
  -Tyler
  
• "I am NOT going to sleep with that man in my house! (long pause) He'll at least have to buy me dinner first."
  -Casey
  
• "How much is $60? Is that two dresses or three?" -Kim
  
• "The Big Lair of Deep Despair!"-Willie
  
• "You meddling---BOOM!!"
  
• "So, Johnny A., oh gigolo of mine..." -Eric
  
• "It's like a party! But we're fighting evil!" -Em
  
• "Soapium! -Flip
  
• "If I were Marion, and some guy punched me, I'd kick his ASS!" -Ryan
  
• "The only thing Ryan's got on me is shirts!" -Steve
  
• "Mr. Blackmore, do you want a gadget? -Liz
  
  "Actually...I have one of my own." -Blackmore
  
• "Oh, you are SO on my bad side!" -Steve
  
• "IG has corporate sponsors!"
  
• "LOL @ Flip" -Flip
  
• "Suck...as in suck the proverbial spirit out of life!" -Ayudaren
  
• "Rest, Ron Toner, Rest!" -Ryan
  
• "I AM the ship!" -Em
  
• "Clap if you believe in faeries!"-Em
  "I believe in Ryan!" -Casey and Steve
  
• "You'll be done with more than that when...You're...oh...DONE FOR!! Oh, haa haa! You're witty, worksheet!" -Ryan
  
• "If she were an actress looking to get anything else, she'd be talking to Jake"-Flip
  
• "Islington's kind-of a wuss." -Willie
  
• "You notice that Martyr and Carrion..." -Emily
  
• "Sleeping with other men when I could be sleeping with women is bad for my condition!" -Isly
  
• "This recipe contains bad chair, eggplant, and dried squid!" -Tyler
  
• "OW! Ok, I deserved that." -Willie
  
• "Miss Kaufmann kissed me!"-Clara
  "Wait a moment, Miss Kaufmann's a MAN?" -Isly
  
• "C'mon gravity! You were working this morning!" -Steve
  
• "Mummy, what's the big green ugly thing?"
  "Hush darling, that's not polite!" -Ryan
  
• "Quentin Andrews was NOT the Blair Witch!" -Tyler