Brave Little Toaster - Worthless

I can't take this kinda pressure!
I must confess one more dusty road would be just a road to long (worthless)

I just can't, I just can't, I just can't seem to get started!
don't have a heart to live in the fast lane all that has passed and gone

Worthless! there ain't nothing you can do about it
Worthless! Pardon me while I panic! (worthless, worthless, worthless)

Rob: No, no, that place is to expensive
TV: Cheap, we're talking real cheap!
Chris: Hey, what about Rooney's down on 53rd? They've got like used vacuums and junk.
TV: This just in Rooney's vacuum's found to be... umm... uh... carcinogen in recent lab tests. Big big tumors on those those rats, ulgh! We've got photos to prove and I don't even want to look at them bloh-ugh!!

I come from KC Missouri
And I got my kicks down on Route 66, every truck stop from Butte to MO
Motown to Old Alabama
From Texarkana and east of Savanna from Tampa to Old Kokomo (worthless)

I once ran the Indy 500
I must confess I'm impressed how I did and I wonder how close that I came
Now I get a sinking sensation
I was the top of the line out of site out of mind so much for fortune and fame

TV: A bargain in every buck, a buck in every pocket, a pocket in... uh... Every trouser! Ernie's Bargain Circus where you ride the Ferris wheel of values toward a better tomorrow!

Once took a Texan to a wedding, once took a Texan to a wedding
He kept forgetting his loneliness letting his thoughts turn to home and we turned

I took a man to a graveyard
I beg your pardon it's quite hard enough just living with the stuff I have learned (worthless)

Chris: Why don't we just go cruising and see what we can find?
TV: Why wonder endlessly through the sprawling wasteland they dare to call the city when your dreams are all under one roof? OUR ROOF!! Corner of 3rd and E. Crazy Ernie's Amazing Emporium of-of TOTAL BARGAIN MADNESS ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah!
Rob: Have you ever heard of this place before, looks pretty neat.

Once drove a surfer to sunset
There were bikinis and buns filled with weenies believe me just couldn't forget
Pico lets go up to Zuma; Pico lets go up to Zuma
From Zuma to Yuma the rumor was I had a hand in the lay of the land
Get up and go hit the highway!

Oohh-woohh I worked on a reservation Oo-hh oo-hh
And who would believe they would love me and leave on a bus back to old Santa Fe?
Once in an Indian nation, I took the kids on the skids with a Hopi was happy to lie there and say:
You're worthless

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