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|This site has given me hope: www.theshop.net/gjess
Lets hope it is true.
|So amazing, so complex, and yet, so finite.|
|"I'd tell all my friends but they'd never believe me. They'd think that i'd finally lost it completely. I'd show them the stars, and the meaning of life. They'd shut me away, but i'd be alright."
|"What's up, doc?" --Bugs Bunny|
|"How strange is the lot of us mortals!"
"Few are those who see with their own eyes and feel with their own hearts."
"The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is at all comprehensible."
"I have no particular talents. I am merely inquisitive."
"I want to know God's thoughts; the rest are details."
"Science without religion is lame; religion without science is blind."
--- Albert Einstein
|"I sometimes ask myself how it came about that I was the one to develop the theory of relativity. The reason, I think, is that a normal adult never stops to think about problems of space and time. These are things which he has thought about as a child. But my intellectual development was retarded, as a result of which I began to wonder about space and time only when I had already grown up."|
|"Of all the communities available to us there is not one I would want to devote myself to, except for the society of the true searchers, which has very few living members at any time."|
|"Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd."
"We never live; we are always in the expectation of living."
"Without philosophy we should be little above animals."
"If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent Him."
"Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination."
"A witty saying proves nothing."
|"Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in."
"I have never seen what to me seemed an atom of truth that there is a future life... and yet-- I am strongly inclined to expect one."
"Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, and those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied with drink."
"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure."
"Sometimes I feel like the sane person in a community of the mad; sometimes I feel like the one blind man where all others see; the one groping savage in the college of the learned, and always, during service, I feel like a heretic in heaven."
"Such is the human race. Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat."
"The gods offer no reward for intellect. There was never one yet that showed any interest in it."
"No man that has ever lived has done a thing to please God-- primarily. It was done to please himself, then God next."
"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect)."
"I have seen slower people than I am-- and more deliberate... and even quieter, and more listless, and lazier people than I am. But they were dead."
-- the brilliant
|"The best part of waking up is Folger's in [my] cup."|
|"Without knowing why I am and why I am here, life is impossible."
|"I know I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing."
|"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one."
--George Bernard Shaw
|"To live is so startling it leaves little time for anything else."
"Look on the bright side..."
|"In all things it is a good idea to hang a question mark now and then on the things we have taken for granted." -- Bertrand Russel.|
|Note: in case it isn't obvious, information in the guestbook is not necessarily factual, especially when pertaining to famous persons.|
|For many more incredible Mark Twain quotes, click on his picture.|
|"I am now the most miserable man living. If what I feel were equally distributed to the whole human family, there would not be one cheerful face on earth. Whether I shall ever be better, I cannot tell; I awfully forebode I shall not. To remain as I am is impossible. I must die or be better, it appears to me."
-- Abe Lincoln
|Much madness is divinest sense
To a discerning eye,
Much sense, the starkest madness.
'Tis the majority
In this, as all, prevail:
Assent, and you are sane;
Demur, you're straightway dangerous
And handled with a chain.