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Updated: songs can be good. Songs, unfortunately, can also be bad. Insanely bad. Hitler-levels of bad. Find out more by clicking on the right! Announcement: due to Geocities being fucking nimrods, they have prevented me from having more than four links on the main page. In a clever attempt to stick it to the man, I have put my hilarious, profanity-laden tirades into TWO different volumes for your viewing incovenience! Welcome to In His Blazer.com! This site has now officially been viewed 13 million times, possibly by different Internet Users! It was voted Site of the Week (c.) by In His Blazer.com, and was attacked by an MSN administrator because I refused to "rerate or delete" the content on the pages pertaining to the mistreatment of retarded and coloured people! Please feel free to "shop around", as it were. And remember: it's not a lie... if you believe. Alert: you may need to highlight some of the yellow text to read it on the yellow background. If you have a problem with that, take it up with the mayor of In His Blazer City: motherfucking ME! Cheers and have a Happy 2003: the In His Blazer.com staff!

In His Blazer Content (Caution: Somewhat Erotic)

Volume 1: the Golden Globes, the Star Wars Holiday Special, Colby's Clubhouse, Michael Jackson and much, much more!

Volume 2: Crappy Toys, Prince, and Shitty Songs!

Please Note: all Nazi jokes are intended as jokes and only jokes, and to also recruit spunky young Nazis.

This site irreverently ridicules the stupidity inherent in many things. The concept of stupidity is no better represented than by the above picture, depicting superstar Alan Alda in an hilarious scene from popular TV dramedy M*A*S*H: although the series was set during the '50s, in one episode, Alan Alda can clearly be seen wearing bright blue early '80s trainers! Note: Alda appears to be performing the "moonwalk", and thusly perhaps wore said trainers to increase his radical abilities.

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