Hot donkeys and the women that fuck them

MSN chat quotes

Anyone who talks to me on msn knows i say some crazy shit so im gonna post it here. Mine will always be the screen name with the star.

*I beat the internet! The end guy is hard says: i sent you granny porn dont open it until ur alone

*[23:46:52] isn't it ir..: hihi
[23:47:05] Broken Dr..: heeey penis breath
[23:47:34] Broken Dr..: :P
*[23:50:03] isn't it ir..: ill have you know my breath smells more like vagina than penis!
[23:50:53] Broken Dr..: :O
[23:50:54] Broken Dr..: lies
*[23:51:10] isn't it ir..: i speak only the truth

*[19:22:20] I kill old ..: i have been informed that you have a copy of mein kampf
[19:22:46] Peter: yes, it is true, are you also a follower of the great one?

*[19:56:51] I kill old ..: oh man, i just realized i have to fucking wake up early to get to wc :@ this makes me want to masterbate

*[22:20:14] when you gr..: oysters are like pussie
[22:21:34] No school's..: ummm, try sticking your dick in one
*[22:26:36] when you gr..: what makes u think i ahvent tried alreads
[22:28:15] No school's..: i don't know...where would you get an oyster?
*[22:28:21] when you gr..: mandarin
[22:32:20] No school's..: a dead one doesn't count that's gross
*[22:33:34] when you gr..: funny thats what the waiter said to me too

*[15:42:27] There's a d..: 'ever seen the back of a twenty dollar bill?'
'ever seen the back of a twenty dollar bill on weed?'
[15:42:39] Shagreeno Q..: no... why?
*[15:42:51] There's a d..: blast you!

*[17:36:01] isn't it ir..: dont go around claiming youre me, it might not go over so well when employers do background checks. Also hot women may throw themselves at you ;)

*Is slush a type of snow or a quality of it? says: kool, what do u do there?
= stupidity says: corral kids

*clothes can only get in the way of what could possibly be a good time says: http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=NYOMNUE&key=RVU
57.37 ppd says: i don't trust you
57.37 ppd says: lol yeah he did
57.37 ppd says: but he mentioned it at the wrong time
57.37 ppd says: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
57.37 ppd says: MY EYES
57.37 ppd says: I'M GOING TO STAB YUO IN THE FACE THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU
57.37 ppd says: FUCK
*clothes can only get in the way of what could possibly be a good time says: lol im sorry here look at this instead *clothes can only get in the way of what could possibly be a good time says: http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=NYOMNUE&key=RVU
57.37 ppd says: THAT'S THE SAME ONE

*I get wet when i know that you're dyin' i get wet without even tryin' says: DIE!!!!!!!
Soosington Van Cone says: :'(


Of course everyone loves a hard-worker, they do all the work for them says: would having sex with a dead person be rape?
Of course everyone loves a hard-worker, they do all the work for them says: because they're not consenting
*Positive reinforcement in a child's life only leads to communism says: no it would be necrophelia
Of course everyone loves a hard-worker, they do all the work for them says: exactly
*Positive reinforcement in a child's life only leads to communism says: not as fun as rape because the victim doesnt struggle



brandon_ritcey@hotmale.com {off to cottage for weekend, see you when i get back} says: huh?
*THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!!! says: confused?? the story of your sexuality...


*Heaven knows it's high time, i've been waiting on my own for too long says: sometimes i have sex with children
*Heaven knows it's high time, i've been waiting on my own for too long says: does that make me a bad person?
Rothman, Adam Rothman (BBQ Today) says: boys or girls
*Heaven knows it's high time, i've been waiting on my own for too long says: boys
*Heaven knows it's high time, i've been waiting on my own for too long says: no, that just makes me catholic


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