Things the Fushigi Yuugi Cast Would Never Say!
Pretty much self-explanitory....we know we would stop dead in our tracks if we heard these!
~Miaka~
"No thanks, I'm not hungry!"
"No, please. You take some food first. I'll wait"
*with a megaphone* "Chiriko! Chiriko! Chiriko!!!!"
~Tamahome~
"Here. I want you to have this okane"
"I love you Nuriko....er, Miaka"
"YUI!!!! YUI!!!!! YUI!!!!!"
"Psst...Hotohori. What is Suzaku no Miko's name again? I have to save her now, and I'm drawing a blank here..."
"Huh? Miaka who? No, I don't know her. This is my significant other. *hugs Tasuki close*
~Hotohori~
"Hmm, maybe I should consider a makeover"
"But I don't WANNA save Miaka! I don't like that child!!! Waaaaaaahhhh!"
*sigh* "They're right...it is a bucket"
*a la Lost in Space* "Nuri...Where are we?"
*singing* "If I were a rich man!"
*at the top of his lungs* "ON TOP OF SPAGHETTI!! ALL COVERED WITH CHEESE!!"
"No...Nuriko is more beautiful than me..."
"Keep those infernal mirrors AWAY from me!"
"Why must I be cursed with low self-esteem? Why?!"
~Nuriko~
"Actually, my goal was to be just like Rambo!"
"You're all a buncha sissy girls!"
"Hotohori has got to be the UGLIEST guy I've ever seen!"
"I wouldn't be caught DEAD in women's clothing!
~Chichiri~
"I think I like saying "you know"....I'll switch to that now,
you know?
"What do you mean I have something on my face?!"
"....this 'no da' speech pattern is really getting on my nerves..."
"I'M EFFING TIRED OF BEING THE CALM ONE ALL THE TIME!
CAN'T I HAVE FEELINGS TOO?!"
~Tasuki~
"Hey! Anyone wanna go fer a swim?"
"Milk...it does a body good!"
"Now, now, kids...never play with fire. Ya' might get hurt!"
"I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner! That is what I'd truly like to
be....oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner...then EVERYONE WOULD BE IN
LOVE WITH ME!!!!"
~Chiriko~
"I wanna be just like Tomo when I grow up! Looks and all!"
"I....I...I don't know the answer!!!!!"
"Dude, like, I got an F in math and crap! It was mad funny!"
*while stabbing himself* "Whistle while you work!
Tiririririririri!"
"Duh....."
