Villains...they aren't all that bad. ^_~

What is a good story without a bad guy or 7? We know that even though we strongly dislike many Seiryuu seishi, the tale of Fushigi Yuugi would be quite boring without them. Take a look at another idea from Hoshi and Inori's strange and mystical chats!

Inori: Muahahaha...this will be good!

Hoshi: Or it will put me to sleep...let's see!

Inori: Yeah! ^_~

FY: Episode 157120: The Land of Four Gods and Nothing to Do

One day in the Land of Konan, the Suzaku no Miko had gathered her seven Seishi in the palace.

Nuriko: *Blinks* "I'm happy!"

Chiriko: "Me too!"

"Yay!"

"So...what now?"

"Um...how about those Tigers?"

*Blinks*

Hotohori: *Sits on his throne* Gee, what ever shall we do today? I could govern a country, like I've done every day for the past 4 years....hmm, how exciting! I can hardly wait. -_-

Tasuki: Ya' know, this adventure is really *@!)#* boring...

Chichiri: With no bad guys...this series is only 3 episodes long no da!

Nuriko: QUICK! Fade in to the next scene quick!!!

*Evil dramatic music starts to play* Meanwhile, in Kutou...

Tomo: I'm on vacation! Kakakaka....

Miboshi: Same here! I only got paid 3.50 per line!

Suboshi: I'm bored, so I'm taking music lessons from Aniki!

Amiboshi: Suboshi! That's a cello, not a guitar! *fwap*

Suboshi: But....*looks at the floor* I like the cello...

Soi: Gee Nakago-sama, what are we gonna do tonight?

Nakago: Same thing we do every night, Soi...TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

Soi: Um...that's not...yeah...um...

Nakago: Soi, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Soi: I think so, but how are we gonna give him a fleabath?

Ashitare: Woof! *Rolls over*

Suzaku seishi: *Sweatdrop* Why don't we....summon Suzaku?

Meanwhile...

Seiryuu: Suzaku, why did I get all the WEIRD seishi!??!

Suzaku: I don't know... I wanna play Zelda now!

Seiryuu: No fair! You have a N64 AND a Dreamcast!

The Suzaku and Seiryuu seishi gather

Nakago: *picks up a heavy object and hits Soi with it*

Suboshi: O.O

Suzaku seishi: *Snicker*

Tasuki: WAHAHAHAHA!

Nakago: *Chi blasts Tasuki*

Tamahome: *sells fried Genrou*

Tamahome: *Takes pictures for blackmail*

Chiriko: The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain!

Mitsukake: ...

Chiriko: Come on! You can do it!

Seishi: Go Mits....Go Mits....Go Mits!

Mitsukake: Th....Th....

Mitsukake: Th....Thuh....Th....*winces* ;_;

Seishi: *Lean closer*

Chiriko: *hugs him* It's ok....Come on....

Nuriko: *Gets a tape recorder*

Mitsukake: The.....the..!!! r...rrr...

Seishi: *Gasp* Yes! Come on!

Chiriko: R-a-i-n........rain.....raaaaaain......

Mitsukake: Rr-...

Mitsukake: Rraaaaaaaaaa...in?

Chiriko: *Nods* Bravo!!!!

Seishi: *Cheer*

Chiriko: Tune in next week when Mitsukake-san tries to pronounce a four-word sentence!

Chiriko: *like a nice understanding teacher as rare as they are* He has to take it one word at a time...

Tasuki: Man, that's my favorite TV show!

Hotohori: *Sniffle* In the palace, there is no cable....

*Ending credits play*