Villains...they aren't all that bad. ^_~
What is a good story without a bad guy or 7? We know that even though we strongly dislike many Seiryuu seishi, the tale of Fushigi Yuugi would be quite
boring without them. Take a look at another idea from Hoshi and Inori's strange and mystical chats!
Inori: Muahahaha...this will be good!
Hoshi: Or it will put me to sleep...let's see!
Inori: Yeah! ^_~
FY: Episode 157120: The Land of Four Gods and Nothing to Do
One day in the Land of Konan, the Suzaku no Miko had gathered her seven Seishi in
the palace.
Nuriko: *Blinks* "I'm happy!"
Chiriko: "Me too!"
"Yay!"
"So...what now?"
"Um...how about those Tigers?"
*Blinks*
Hotohori: *Sits on his throne* Gee, what ever shall we do today? I could govern a
country, like I've done every day for the past 4 years....hmm, how exciting! I can
hardly wait. -_-
Tasuki: Ya' know, this adventure is really *@!)#* boring...
Chichiri: With no bad guys...this series is only 3 episodes long no da!
Nuriko: QUICK! Fade in to the next scene quick!!!
*Evil dramatic music starts to play* Meanwhile, in Kutou...
Tomo: I'm on vacation! Kakakaka....
Miboshi: Same here! I only got paid 3.50 per line!
Suboshi: I'm bored, so I'm taking music lessons from Aniki!
Amiboshi: Suboshi! That's a cello, not a guitar! *fwap*
Suboshi: But....*looks at the floor* I like the cello...
Soi: Gee Nakago-sama, what are we gonna do tonight?
Nakago: Same thing we do every night, Soi...TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
Soi: Um...that's not...yeah...um...
Nakago: Soi, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Soi: I think so, but how are we gonna give him a fleabath?
Ashitare: Woof! *Rolls over*
Suzaku seishi: *Sweatdrop* Why don't we....summon Suzaku?
Meanwhile...
Seiryuu: Suzaku, why did I get all the WEIRD seishi!??!
Suzaku: I don't know... I wanna play Zelda now!
Seiryuu: No fair! You have a N64 AND a Dreamcast!
The Suzaku and Seiryuu seishi gather
Nakago: *picks up a heavy object and hits Soi with it*
Suboshi: O.O
Suzaku seishi: *Snicker*
Tasuki: WAHAHAHAHA!
Nakago: *Chi blasts Tasuki*
Tamahome: *sells fried Genrou*
Tamahome: *Takes pictures for blackmail*
Chiriko: The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain!
Mitsukake: ...
Chiriko: Come on! You can do it!
Seishi: Go Mits....Go Mits....Go Mits!
Mitsukake: Th....Th....
Mitsukake: Th....Thuh....Th....*winces* ;_;
Seishi: *Lean closer*
Chiriko: *hugs him* It's ok....Come on....
Nuriko: *Gets a tape recorder*
Mitsukake: The.....the..!!! r...rrr...
Seishi: *Gasp* Yes! Come on!
Chiriko: R-a-i-n........rain.....raaaaaain......
Mitsukake: Rr-...
Mitsukake: Rraaaaaaaaaa...in?
Chiriko: *Nods* Bravo!!!!
Seishi: *Cheer*
Chiriko: Tune in next week when Mitsukake-san tries to pronounce a four-word
sentence!
Chiriko: *like a nice understanding teacher as rare as they are* He has to take it one
word at a time...
Tasuki: Man, that's my favorite TV show!
Hotohori: *Sniffle* In the palace, there is no cable....
*Ending credits play*