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whenever you are talking with a friend point to a fat lady and say "see that fat lady over there".They'll be like "yeah" and you say "well she got busted for krack". your friend will say "huh" and you'll say "yeah she had 50LBS of crack under her skirt".                                 example you: see that fat lady over there. friend: yeah you: well she got busted for krack friend: huh you: yeah she had 50 pounds of krack under her skirt. when this joke is used right  it is the best ever

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2 acres a man walks into a realestate office and ask the agent if he has to acres. the agent asks the man how much  moneys he has got and says none, so he leaves.  the guy comes back the next day and asks for 2 acres but has no money and leaves.  he comes back the next day and asks for 2 acre and the agent says yea and they are free and kicks the guy in his ballz