AEROBICS FOR MEN...
CLASS 101

Time for you go get in shape
Let's move it to the beat
Shake that flab and move that thang
Until you see yo feet.

Come on boys let move it
The motive's very clear
You need to get some motion
Besides snappin tops on beer!!

We want to see ya groove that thang
It's time you lose that flab
We women want to love ya
But you're way too much to grab.

One!! Two!! Three! Four!!!!
Come on boys let's go!!
You're lookin danged pathetic
This ain't no talent show!!

I said MOVE it ..Move IT!
Now get back off the floor
Cuz if you don't it you just may hear
NOW COME ON - JUST ONE MORE!!

 

Poem by Irishgrrl
Sorryy MEN..take it in 'stride' hehehe.....*S*

Dedicated to women all over the world that need a good 'belly' laugh.  Girls-THIS ONE and the FOLLOWING 'funnie' is for YOU!
*S*

Thanks Ronda for passing THIS one below on!!
:)

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What Women Want In A Man, Original List...
 (At age 22)

1. Handsome

2. Charming

3. Financially Successful

4. A Caring Listener

5. Witty

6. In Good Shape

7. Dresses with Style

8. Appreciates the Finer Things

9. Full of Thoughtful Surprises

10. An Imaginative, Romantic Lover

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What Women Want In A Man, Revised List ...
(at age 32)
 

1. Nice Looking - preferably with hair on his head

2. Opens car doors, holds chairs

3. Has enough money for a nice dinner at restaurant

4. Listens more than he talks

5. Laughs at my jokes at appropriate times

6. Can carry in all the groceries with ease

7. Owns at least one tie

8. Appreciates a good home cooked meal

9. Remembers Birthdays and Anniversaries

10. Seeks romance at least once a week

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What Women Want In A Man, Revised List ...
(at age 42)

1. Not too ugly - bald head OK

2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car

3. Works steady - splurges on dinner at McDonalds  on occasion

4. Nods head at appropriate times when I'm talking

5. Usually remembers the punchlines of jokes

6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the  furniture

7. Usually wears shirt that covers stomach

8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids

9. Remembers to put the toilet seat lid down

10. Shaves on most weekends

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What Women Want In A Man, Revised List ...
(at age 52)

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed to appropriate length

2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public

3. Doesn't borrow money too often

4. Doesn't nod off to sleep while I'm emoting

5. Doesn't re-tell same joke too many times

6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends

7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear

8. Appreciates a good TV Dinner

9. Remembers your name on occasion

10. Shaves on some weekends

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What Women Want In A Man, Revised List ...
(at age 62)
 
 

1. Doesn't scare small children

2. Remembers where bathroom is

3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep

4. Only snores lightly when awake (LOUDLY when asleep)

5. Doesn't forgets why he's laughing

6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself

7. Usually wears some clothes

8. Likes soft foods

9. Remembers where he left his teeth

10. Remembers when...

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What Women Want In A Man, Revised List ...
(at age 72)
 

1.  Breathing


*S*

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THIS is a HUMOROUS POEM - So DO NOT LET YOUR "MEN" FIND THIS ONE LADIES!
I want you to be able to come BACK!
*S*
:)

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Irishgurrl

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