Twelve Days In Nerima
by Randi Brainard, Jen De Salme, Damian Martin, and Dave McLelland
isis_shadow5@mytalk.com, matoko_hibiki@excite.com
http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Springs/4862
DISCLAIMER: All quotes and characters used in this are from Ranma 1/2 and are the
property of Rumiko Takahashi. I have no idea who owns the song, "The Twelve Days of
Christmas," but it's pretty much public domain anyway. The four of us came up with the
original lyrics for this REALLY late one night when we were supposed to studying for
final exams. Since that night, this song has gone through a few... changes...
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On the first day in Nerima this is what you'd see...
NABIKI: Somone beating Kuno-baby
On the second day in Nerima this is what you'd see...
SHAMPOO & UKYOU: Two restaurant(s)
NABIKI: And someone beating Kuno-baby
On the third day in Nerima this is what you'd see...
RANMA: Three fiancees
SHAMPOO & UKYOU: Two restaurant(s)
NABIKI: And someone beating Kuno-baby
On the fourth day in Nerima this is what you'd see...
HAPPOSAI: Four pantyraids
RANMA: Three fiancees
SHAMPOO & UKYOU: Two restaurant(s)
NABIKI: And someone beating Kuno-baby
On the fifth day in Nerima this is what you'd see...
CURSED PEOPLE: Five cursed forms
HAPPOSAI: "What a haul, what a haul!"
RANMA: "I didn't ask for this!"
SHAMPOO: “Come to Nekohanten!”
NABIKI: And someone beating Kuno-baby
On the sixth day in Nerima this is what you'd see...
KASUMI: Six mouths to feed
CURSED PEOPLE: Five cursed forms
HAPPOSAI: "How sweet!"
RANMA: “Cute fiance, meet uncute fiance."
UKYOU: “Welcome to Ucchans!”
NABIKI: And someone beating Kuno-baby
On the seventh day in Nerima this is what you'd see...
KIRIN: Seven Lucky Gods
KASUMI: Six mouths to feed.
CURSED PEOPLE: Five cursed forms
HAPPOSAI: "Ahh, li'l Akane's panties!"
RANMA: "Who would want to marry a tomboy like you?"
SHAMPOO: “Shampoo bring Ramen to Ranma, is okay great-grandmother?”
NABIKI: And someone beating Kuno-baby
On the eighth day in Nerima this is what you'd see...
RYOUGA: "Where am I now?"
KIRIN: "Behold, the master of the impeccable Seven Lucky Gods Martial Artists. His
name is Kirin!"
KASUMI: "Oh my, Ryouga's here!"
CURSED PEOPLE: Five cursed forms.
HAPPOSAI: "A brassiere! A brassiere!"
RANMA: "Akane's my fiance, you touch her, and I'll kill you!"
UKYOU: "Just hold on a minute! Ranma's going to eat my okonomiyaki!"
NABIKI: And someone beating Kuno-baby
On the ninth day in Nerima this is what you'd see...
KUNO: "Tatewake Kuno, age, 17"
RYOUGA: "Where is Furinken High?"
KIRIN: "Any man may be helped by the gods once."
KASUMI: "Mr. Saotome, Ranma, breakfast!"
CURSED PEOPLE: Five cursed forms
HAPPOSAI: "Surely there must be one lovely thing left!"
RANMA: “I’m not gonna rest until I hear you say it! Ranma, I love you!”
SHAMPOO: “Shampoo kill two birds, one stone!”
NABIKI: And someone beating Kuno-baby
On the tenth day in Nerima this is what you'd see...
GENMA-PANDA: "Mmrph mmrph mmrph mmrph"
KUNO: "I am the blue thunder of Furinken High!"
RYOUGA: "Could you tell me the way to the Tendo Training Hall?"
KIRIN: “Will Kirin have to use his ultimate technique to send you to the Netherworld?"
KASUMI: “Time to make breakfast!”
CURSED PEOPLE: Five cursed forms
HAPPOSAI: “Can we go again tomorrow Ranma, can we, can we, can we?”
RANMA: “You’re never gonna catch a husband!”
UKYOU: “Sorry, didn’t mean to spoil your top ramen.”
NABIKI: And someone beating Kuno-baby
On the eleventh day in Nerima this is what you'd see...
SOUN: * Soun crying*
GENMA-PANDA: Arragh arragh arragh!
KUNO: "Akane Tendo, Pig-tailed girl, Akane Tendo, Pig-tailed girl!”
RYOUGA: "If you hadn't run away from our duel, none of this would have
happened!"
KIRIN: "The word 'defeat' is not in Kirin's vocabulary!"
KASUMI: “At first I couldn’t even boil water!”
CURSED PEOPLE: Five cursed forms
HAPPOSAI: “Pretty lady!”
RANMA: “I’m not kissing nobody, nobody, nobody!”
UKYOU: * Strangled cry* SHAMPOO: “There, now we even!”
NABIKI: And someone beating Kuno-baby
On the twelfth day in Nerima this is what you'd see...
AKANE: "RANMA NO BAKA!!!"
SOUN: *Locked in Full-Soun-Wail (tm)*
GENMA-PANDA: “Mmrph…mmrph…arrrgh!”
KUNO: "I…I would have you as my bride!”
RYOUGA: "RANMA, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!"
KIRIN: "Pickles... must have pickles!"
KASUMI: “Would anyone like some nice ice tea?”
CURSED PEOPLE: Five cursed forms
HAPPOSAI: “I’ll let you have Akane’s bathing suit!”
RANMA: “You are so un……cute.”
SHAMPOO &/or UKYOU: *yelling * TWO RESTURANTS!!!!
NABIKI: And someone beating Kuno-baby (Nabiki)
KUNO: I shall smite thee!
*fwhump!*
NABIKI: *sigh* Kuno falls again.
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