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| Camp X-Ray - The Camp X-Ray expereince is Reality Holidays at its best. Best of all its paid for by the Government of the United States of America! So throw on your orange jump suit, its all the rage at this Camp. Situated off Cuba at Guntamono Bay beautiful weather accompanies every day, lovely veiw onto the bay can be scene as you are shifted from your "Cell" (Style alert! Camp X-Ray is too cool to call their rooms rooms or suites!) to the eatery. Baths are carried out by hunky men and spunky women of the U.S. Army meaning theres no need for you to lift a finger in the name of hygine! Being surrounded by barbed wire and high fences takes the load of your mind when your thinking of your security. Television Alert! This destination is so famous that the media are always filming from the outside! Yep Camp X-Ray is too cool for the likes of the BBC, ABC, Al Jazear or even its own News Networks! David Hicks has appeared on many programs in Australia talking about the good fun that there is to be had at this place and he can't seem to be able to leave! COST: Nil (Covered by U.S Taxpayer) WHERE: Off Cuba HOW: Become a Non-combatent through Is Life Too Good! today! Nauro - Where do all the illegal boat people stop off before they reach sunny Australia? Well sunny gorgeous Nauro of course! Sent there at the cheap cots of Australian tax payers, you get housed in purpose built cottages whilst you share tales with others who risked their lives to get to Australia. However stop overs are expected at the Christmas Island Gym possibly. COST: Nil (Covered by Australian Tax Payer) WHERE: Nauro (North East off Australia) HOW: Become a refugee! Is Life Too Good? will dop you onto a boat of refugees bound for Australia. |