Over the last few years I have accumulated quite a large amount of very funny material.
Most of it has simply arrived in my e-mail box.  ETNI members and other friends have posted the material and instead of deleting the messages I have saved them. I knew that I would find good use for this material as a teacher.
Perhaps, you will also choose to bring a smile to your students' lips

By clicking on this icon below the humorous piece , you will be able to read how other teachers have used this material. Report what you have done and I'll add your experience to the site.
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Unfortunately, I can not give credit to the authors or the compilers; in most cases the credit didn't appear in the e-mail messages.

• The Creation According to Microsoft brilliant!
• You know you are an Internet Junkie when...
• Why God was not given tenure For those in academia
• Remember when a computer was...
• Upgrading a boyfriend Has some merit
• The funny side of technical support

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FILLING IN FORMS

• Funny sentences from accident insurance form It never fails to raise a smile.
• More of the same
• Funny sentences from Welfare Department forms
• From forms - assorted

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SPELLING

• A very funny article about bringing vowels to Bosnia
• The EEC's proposal to simplify English spelling
• An English spelling lesson (poem)
• Our Strange Language (poem)

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SIGNS FROM AROUND THE WORLD

• Signs from around the world I know this well and I still laugh when I reread it.
• More Signs

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FUNNY STATEMENTS MADE BY KIDS

• The World According to Student Bloopers Wonderful!
• A collection of funny statements made by kids
• Maxine Tsvaigrach's collection of Bagrut Bloopers

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QUOTES

• Maxine Tsvaigrach's favorite quotes This is a wonderful collection of quotes which Maxine used in class ("Yud Bet" and Native Speakers)

  

• Amusing quotes

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THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE

• Proper rules for writing good English
• Ambiguous headlines
• Top 50 Oxymorons

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MISCELLANEOUS

• The Plan How policy is made
• Disorder in the Court: a Collection of 'Transquips' by Richard Lederer

• Dr. Suess-style Haggadah

• A christmas present. The language may be offensive, so be warned. Extremely funny!
• Questions to ponder
• A telephone conversation Side splittingly funny conversation between a hotel guest and room service in a hotel in the Far East! Give it time. Don't give up!
• Weird laws Did you know that in Chicago, Illinois, it is illegal to fish in pajamas?
• Axioms of life A collection of "axioms":
  Save the whales. Collect the whole set
• FRANCE CIA type Fact Book information on France. I laughed out loud a number of times. It would be a good idea to use this piece with the short story "Mr. know-all"

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