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| On several occasions online people had asked this Anak Bond, mocking him, " You think you're smart like James Bond? Be original, can you?" James anak Bond would ask them back, " Jennifer anak Lopez = Jennifer Lopez??? George anak Bush = George Bush??? Saddam anak Husein = Saddam Hussein???" No reply. |
| SFX in rumahpanjai.com Mon Jan 17, 2005 8:01 am Still wreaking havoc wherever you go 007 ???? I thought Rumah Panjai was a safe website however we got some hacker who defaced the website a few weeks ago I thought Sarawak Talk was big enough for you ???? Well I see you're branching out to Iban sites Ruai Apai, Rumah Panjai, Randau Ruai, hehehehe Nama berita nuan Chak ???? Manah ke Jai ???? OO7 Well what can I say, SFX, the world is not big enough for the two of us but there's always one criteria about our virtual relationship wherever we are that is we can talk openly to each other minus the swearing... and we treat each other cautiously. Seriously, I'm starting to like you... but please stop suspecting me as the writer behind the moniker 'ATM' About that 'wrecking havoc'..... you see, SFX, it has becoming a kind of an obligation to me already to always speak, reason or blow my top, including making grammatical errors, like Anak Bond. People don't expect any less from me, I guess. One's style of writing is his only realible identity on online forum literally. Even that can give us wrong lead, but still it's a good guess Branching out to other sites? Yeah, am doing my very best here, punggal. My Iban girlfriend wishes for me to learn Iban language and understand Iban attitude more. Sarawak Talk is no longer that attractive of late since many people're taking pride in name Steve Porky or Cuckoo, whatever! I hope you're sincere when asking me about how I was doing. Am doing fine here, friend.... still in one piece, still alive and kicking, and still running down jerks, as if there's no tomorrow James anak Bond OO7 (ALWAYS!) Hoping this name can become a name for a drug or condom one day :) Qumang chips in: I like the way u expressed urself, Bond! Owesome! ......................................................................... |
| Selene in rumahpanjai.com Sat Jan 29, 2005 7:47 am Hello James, Sound like you can never run away from your devoted fans, or is it the spirit of the dead foreign agents you killed on line of duty, pursuing you wherever you go?...hounding you down diligently and ferociously like the hunting dogs. You can run but you can't hide, people say, why don't you confront and umask them before they did you eh? By the way James, for someone who is trying to keep his identity remain secret, you left many visible clues as to who you are James, like a snail trail, leading right to the real you in no time at all...we don't need Sherlock Holme to figure out the clues. Secret agent will no longer be a secret sooner or later Bond, for me it is sooner....hahahaha ................................................................ OO7 Hello Selene, I thought of posting a message on the forum board yesterday with headline WHERE'S SELENE ??? After I had not seen you here for two days. My training may not have room for compassion and passion, Selene, but still am a human, and I have feelings too, and that under nourished feeling have been missing you for days now " Sound like you can never run away from your devoted fans... " Or it could it be I'm tired of running. Maybe it's time to just let them to catch up with me and take me to the dungeon. Sometime it's that conventional spy tactic which take you into their heavily guarded fortress afterall. Who needs duplicate keys or special password breaker. I remember during one bizzare incident in operation theatre ran by a doctors syndicate last year the kingpin told the surgeon, "As you remove mister Bond's heart, give him just enough time to see the heart stops beating." But they forgot the nurse was one of Bond's girls " why don't you confront and umask them before they did you eh?... " Isn't that what I've been doing ? Unmasking them, looking into their closet, monitoring their movement and things they said, who they go out with, how long and which hotel they checked in. You know Sarawak is just a small territory. We can nearly tell who's who the moment they 'speak' on the internet " By the way James, for someone who is trying to keep his identity remain secret, you left many visible clues as to who you are James,... " Maybe that was done on purpose, my dear Selene, knowing full well I have the liberty to deny any allegations. Maybe that what makes the guessing game all the more interesting, don't you think? The hunt for James anak Bond spills out to the open.... that will begin a new episode for your Anak Bond. The day when this OO7 is finally exposed I can only compensate myself with the thought that for four years running this Anak Bond has continue to spice up the online lifestyle of his fellow Sarawakians, and that should merit to something if there's any. I believe in the famous saying by Edmund Burke: "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." I may not be able to save the world, Selene, but at least I die trying. I know The End is NIGH for Anak Bond. In the meantime, let's keep him running, allow him to continue entertain us with his good-natured abuse and play with our imagination. I am currently creating a webpage for James anak Bond. Once completed, you'll get to read all about your Anak Bond in there, from the time he set out into the cyber seas until the day he retires. That webpage will also carry many interesting posts made in Sarawak Talk, Randau Ruai, Sara Talk, RumahPanjai, RuaiApai, among others. James anak Bond is just a screen name, what is real is the online forums. 'Sarawak Speaking Online' is the main story there, it's like reviewing the subject from the point of view of Anak Bond; it reflects on our attitude towards one another online, towards issues in life and towards the so called 'Freedom of Speech'. So don't 'kill' this Anak Bond just yet, Selene, for he still have some beers left in the bar. .............................................................. |
OO7 Dear Qumang, I give Rome what is Rome's; I give God what is God's.... Likewise, I give sensible people what is sensible and give jerk all the shits I can find in modern oxford dictionary. I may be an ASS to some people in Sarawak Talk and Randau Ruai but at the same time they also know I can be reasoned with... and at some points, it's my kind of attitude that can fit into their kind of virtual world, and survive thus far. We are no longer little kids, Qumang.... we can absorb the message put across amidst the swearing. It's the same kind of message I want to tell the people here: Give me courtesy and I'll show you how friendly I can be to you; give me your gandmother shits and I'll double that and throw the poop back to your face. You've been good to me, Qumang, even since the first day I was here. I have no regret to take the bullet for you in Randau Ruai the other day. James anak Bond OO7 Polishing up his six-shooter colt, ready for a showdown if there's any ........................................................................................................................ |
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| Haji Julaihi Haji Suut Fri Jan 28, 2005 10:47 am Hello saudara Bond Selamat bertemu kembali. Awak di sini rupanya. Patutlah tidak seaktif dulu lagi di Sarawak Talk. Dari pengamatan pakcik, saudara Bond ini ada satu gaya bercakap yang susah ditiru oleh orang lain. Saudara cukup lantang bila berhujah, langsung tidak hiraukan perasaan orang lain yang mungkin tersinggung, suka memperkecil-kecilkan idea orang lain, dan bila disergah terus melenting!!! Kalau ada sesiapa di antara segala manusia di online forum yang mampu membuat orang menangis setakat membaca tulisan dia, orang itu semestinya saudara kita James anak Bond. Pakcik jarang bertemu dengan orang dari suku kaum Dayak yang sejahat awak di Sarawak Talk, kalau betul awak ini orang Dayak. Tapi pakcik percaya saudara ini tidaklah sejahat mana di luar online forum. Itu firasat pakcik berdasarkan cara saudara beri respon kepada segelintir orang yang saudara suka. Walau apa pun, Bond, awak ada satu sikap yang unik --- bila jahat, jahat sekali dan bila baik, baik sekali. Mesej yang jelas, terpulang pada kita untuk memilih Bond yang mana satu yang kita mahu. Kalau tanya pakcik, pakcik akan pilih Bond yang suka bercakap macam dia itu tidak pandai mati. Yang Benar Tuan Haji Julaihi Haji Suut ............................................................................. OO7 Hello Tuan Haji, Look who we have here LOL! LOL! It's the great Malay chief himself in our longhouse !!!!!!!! one who love to address himself as " Ketua Kampung of Kampung Semariang Batu near DBKU Building" and also the Melayu who makes my setakat-lulus-bahasa-malaysia sound all the way wrong Well, what can I say Tuan Haji. It's a surprise to see you here, of all the places. Don't tell me some jerks in Sarawak Talk have finally succesful in kicking your arse out of the room. Don't you worry, Tuan Haji, we'll together-gether pergi hajar diaorang after this. If we fail, we together-gether also come back right here and stay here until some jerks kick us out together-gether. Perhaps they were right, ST and RR are nightmares even to Bill Gates. Errrmmm about your comment there, Tuan haji, I don't know if that's a compliment or thumb down (honestly, I didn't know I can make people cry). But you're right, I'm not as bad a person as I appear to be in my post. For all you know, I'm just a wheel-chaired christopher reeve who couldn't even raise a hand to punish dog. Welcome aboard, Tuan Haji Julaihi Haji Suut. Make yourself at home. If there's anybody here you should pay attention to it's CAMELS. He's a funny chap. Have you seen a camel running with tail between the legs, Tuan Haji??? Well, at least you can see one die trying in this Camels LOL! LOL! Oh btw, stay away from Selene and Qumang. They're mine Yang tidak benar James anak Bond ........................................................................... |
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