The Brainteaser Experience
By James Aukett
This is the full length stimulated live commentary of my performance on Brainteaser that was given by Greg Smith and DJ Bobbi Mushroom (or DJBM for short) from the Olympians Online website, with a brief interval from Nathan Rippin.

(Please note that any expletives have been censored for the purpose of general viewing for all ages. Thanks!)
Greg: The tension mounts. The boy Aukett is in the second quarter-final, coming up after the break.

Greg: He's just plugged The Climb....

Greg: He's f*****g lightning!

Greg: Oooh James, even I got ELEVATION....

Greg: And after the first round he leads by 30 to 10.
Onto the crossword round....

DJBM: Come on the Aukett!

Greg: It's a toughie....
KEEGAN! What an answer!!!

Greg: He's doing great. Oooh, he's lost control again.

Greg: Final question BUBONIC. He's got it!
70-30. Onto the semi-final....

DJBM: He claims he'll be a muppet if he loses

Greg: Excellent summarising by the Mushroom man!

Greg: Hope you're going to Maine Road, James.

Greg: He's a genius, this boy....
He leads 80-20

Greg: Half-time 80-30....

DJBM: Break time

Greg: Come on James. Just keep playing the way you are. You're doing great....

Greg: Clued-up round.

Nathan: I can hardly take the tension. Come on my man.
(Back to Greg Motson and Trevor Mushroom.)

Greg: I can't bear to watch.... It's getting close

DJBM: He's in the final

Greg: YES! 100-70! HE'S IN THE FINAL!!

Greg: He defended like Tottenham in the second half, there.... The Pyramid follows....

DJBM: He's got £3000

DJBM: Over to you Greg for the final summing up

Greg: He's going for it!
He's got it with 37 seconds left. He's f*****g phenomenal!!! He's won £3000!
I wonder if he wants to buy some shares in my weasel sanctuary....

DJBM: Well I think the boy has a good future in the game show business, what do you think Greg?

Greg: Astonishing. Absolutely amazing in the final round. Well done James.
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