| Frequently Asked Questions |
| These questions have been meticulously researched by a crack team of University of North Dakota socialogists. Unfourtunatly the answers have not. |
| Q: What is Happy Hour? A: Happy Hour is a wildly acclaimed comedy radio show that airs on North Central University's radio station, KNCU 88FM. |
| Q: Who are James and Will? A: Nobody. They really don't exist. Actually, they are characters on the show played by professional actor and acclaimed tenor, Kyle David Carterson-Kajowski. |
| Q: Who is the webmaster of this revoltingly funny site? A: The Happy Hour website is webmastered by a committee of Sulawesi Crested Macaques (a species of rare and beautiful monkeys). |
| Q: What color of socks would I wear with a grey wool suit? A: Black. |
| Q: Who is the greatest writer of western novels to ever pick up the quill? A: Louis L'amour, you ignorant cretin! |