| This class is open to women only. Men can check out the equivelent course: Finding a Wife at Bible College: Theory and Practice. Women in this course will learn how to be the wife of a high profile tele-evangelist. Topics will include: Proper make-up techniques for television appearances. Face-lifts, are they ethical? Purse shopping: bigger is better. |
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| Tele-Evangelism Sample Classes |
| Advanced Intercessory Prayer |
| Guilt: The Lost Art of Soliciting Donations |
| Creative Accounting |
| The Wife of a Tele-Evangelist : Appearance is everything |
| This class will be taught with an experimental, new, learning method. It will meet only once the entire semester. During the one and only class period a crippled man in a wheelchair will be introduced to the class. The grading criteria is as follows: if the crippled man walks out at the end of class everyone gets an A. If he crawls out: B. If he falls out of his wheelchair and makes movements: C. If he falls out of his wheelchair without any further movements: D. If students do not recieve a C or higher they will be required to take Healing: why you can't do it and Getting Right with God before they will be allow to take the class over again. |
| Ever wonder how PBS, TBN, and Jerry Lewis pull off those multi-million dollar telethons? Find out in this course. Learn how to use to your money-maiking advantage: The Bible Scantily Clad Women (see The Wife of the Tele-Evangelist) Crippled Youngsters |
| This class is taught by Kenneth Lay former Enron Chairman. It will be an in-depth study of the accounting methods essential in order that Tele-Evangelism be profitable. Plan on bringing a calculator, ledgerbook and pencil (so you can erase and rewrite later). |