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David Groyonski began studying the Hiyato-Ujibaha in 1994 after graduating from The University of Minnesota magna cum laud with a degree in Fictional African Tribes.

What David found was a completely autonomous tribal society which was rather advanced. The Ujibas, independent of all western influence, have invented telephones, computers, and car radios. In addition, Groyonski expects them to discover indoor plumbing any time.

After marrying an Ujiba tribeswoman and being elected king of his village, Mr. Groyonski came back to America to publish his book: My Andventurous Life with the the African Tribe of Uganda which goes by the name Hiyato-Ujibaha. David was forced to sell all 16 of his solid gold tooth fillings in order to publish the book, which currently has sold over 3 copies.

Groyonski writes about the curious and inexplainable attraction which this un-Westernized tribe had to The Official Website of James and Will's Happy Hour. When David asked the chief why his people liked the site so much the cheif stoicly replied: "Iyahno telebooty gunazoflazen." Which when roughly translated to English means, "Get out of here you fat Polish-American before I cut you with my axe."