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| Tamale Chef Kills Friend, Cooks Him Thursday, April 22 MEXICO CITY (Reuters) - A Mexican cook killed his drinking buddy, cut up his body and boiled him in herbs, according to police who fear he may have been turning him into tamales. Prosecutors said on Wednesday they had arrested Carlos Machuca, a tamale-maker, at his home in the western city of Morelia on Tuesday, after receiving an anonymous phone tip. Officers found a man's mutilated corpse in the living room and body parts simmering in aluminum saucepans on the patio, state prosecutors told Reuters. -my say- MMMMMMMMMM Mexican food...And you thought Colonel Sanders was the only one with a secret recipe...he he he Former NFL Player Killed in Afghanistan 4 minutes ago Friday, April 23 WASHINGTON - Pat Tillman was killed in Afghanistan after walking away from a multimillion-dollar NFL contract to join the Army Rangers, U.S. officials said Friday. Tillman, who served with the Army Rangers, was 27. Although the military had not officially confirmed his death, the White House put out a statement of sympathy that praised Tillman as "an inspiration both on an off the football field." -my say- That kids, is a true althlete...Most of them are full of themselves and whine about their 50 million dollar contracts, and this guy turned down a 3 some million dollar contract to join the army to do his part...thats amazing and very respectable, and for all of you who dont think so, well screw you. Pat tillman is my hero of the week, R.I.P. |
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Display of Warships Signal Hong Kong of China's Resolve HONG KONG, May 5. A flotilla of Chinese warships sailed slowly down the length of Victoria Harbor today in a rare show of force that comes as democracy advocates here say they face growing intimidation by Beijing. Two guided-missile destroyers, four guided-missile frigates and two submarines displayed China's military strength for the first time since the territory was handed over by Britain in 1997. It marked a distinct change of tactics by Beijing. The Chinese military has been a nearly invisible presence here for the last seven years. Soldiers are required to wear civilian clothing when they leave their bases, and the main base is tucked away on an island at the harbor's western end.. -my say- I find China in general quite the threat. Hiding their military powers from their own people? Thats just a little scary in my opinion...And you know they have plenty up there sleeves that they dont want the rest of the world knowing about. Lets see...Captain Clinton and his band of merry morons sold all kinds of missle secrets to them(traitor), and they took apart our spy plane and sent it back in pieces! And now that I've mentioned that story...A few years back when one of our own crashed there off the coast of China, remember how the crew (after they were sent back to us) were treated as heros? WHY!? WHY WERE THEY TREATED AS HEROS?!?! They were not heros, they were MORONS and should have been treated as TRAITORS. What they really shoulda down was completey destroyed that plane, then parachuted out. But did they? NO, THEY HAND IT OVER TO THEY CHINESE TO PICK APART AND SEND BACK TO US IN PIECES...Man that pissed me off so much, they shoulda been court marshalled for idiocy. So anyway, back to the THREAT known as China. Iraq in my opinion WAS a threat and I support us going there in the first place, but next on the list should be a country like china if not another saudi country, cause what China's doing is watching how we handle all these petty attacks and realizing how politically correct we are about it all. Instead of wiping out the infidels, we capture them while others pick apart our marines day by day...China WILL HAVE NO MERCY when they're up to bat, NO GRACE, NO MERCY, AND DEFINETLY NO POLITICAL CORRECTNESS. What we shoulda done during their little parade in chinaland is wipe out those ships and told them they better watch their trash, cause were watching them, or at least I sure as heck am... |
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| "France Finds Railside Bomb; Prime Minister Urges Calm PARIS (Reuters) - A French railway worker found a bomb half-buried on the main line between Paris and Switzerland Wednesday, alarming commuters across Europe and jolting financial markets two weeks after the Madrid train bombs." ---my say--- See kids? Sadly, this is how its gonna work. If youre a terrorist, how do you crumble an unstable worldwide coalition...well, since you cant figure it out I'll tell you. To take out the coalition, you attack the weak links first. They hit the U.S. and learned that they got their tail kicked by an overwhelming power beyond all reason, A.K.A. "waking the sleeping giant". Japan tried one of those attack on pearl harbor years before. And what happened? We went over there with these things called NUKES AND BLEW THEIR SPITHOLE TO HELL AND LEVELED THEIR CRAP OUT. In some way on a smaller scale we did the same thing to the terrorists in afghaniland, and in Iraq(we rocked). We went to afghaniland first and blew the little groundhogs out of their holes and helped make a new happyland. Then in Iraq we went and did stratigic air strikes blowing the snot of em, then waltzed in there with minimal casualties and cleaned the rest up, and some time later pulled the super rich(nobody can touch him or even speak his name) madman of terror out of a hole under a barn...OHHHH WHAT NOW?...So now that I've refreshed you on that silliness, back to the WEAKER LINKS...They attack Spain killing roughly 200 people and within days the Ruling Popular Party gets toppled by the Socialist Party therefore making the Ruling Popular Party no longer "ruling" or "popular". They then say shortly after that they are withdrawing their troops soon enough. And the message they send to terrorists? "YOU WIN, CAUSE WERE A BUNCH OF FREAKIN WUSSIES"...So there we go, one little attack and theres Spain in the palm of their hand...HMMMM WHO COULD BE NEXT...NAHHH Couldn't be our long time good buddies the French!!!...*cough*...The fact of the matter is that whether the same terrorists did that or not IT IS GOING TO HAPPEN, and I assure you that. I'm afraid that its only gonna get worse... |
| 'Catfight Girl' Sues Over X-Rated Video Games "LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Kitana Baker, the raven-haired model in the "Catfight Girls" TV ads for Miller Lite beer has sued a Los Angeles company she says ruined her reputation by depicting her as a wrestler in "offensive" video games" -my say- I read more into the article to find out that she was a playboy model and that she agreed to do a striptease for the "backyard wrestling" video game, but never agreed to be apart of the wrestling itself(in the game that is). So this same brainless whore who got her big hit from playboy and those miller commercials where the girls are tearing eachothers clothes off "great taste!!!...NO LESS FILLING" is sueing cause she doesnt wanna fight nude in a video game. She seems to find playboy and stripteases alot less offensive than fighting. GOLLY JEEPERS, SHUT THE HECK UP YOU INANE CREATURE FROM HELL. And whats she talking about "ruined her reputation", shes as reputable as a freakin internet cam whore, not a noble peace prize winner. By the way, shes also suing to prevent herself from being featured in the ever so interesting sequal to "backyard fighting sluts"...I have nothing else to say on that... |
Man on Trial for Decapitating Mother with Sword Wed Mar 24 BERLIN (Reuters) - A German man has gone on trial accused of decapitating his mother with a Samurai sword. -my say- to sum up that whole article, he was pissed about being kicked out of the house at 24 cause he was a lazy kraut, killed his mom, went to kill his dad, but decided to call the cops instead and frame him...he failed...it turns out that its the same kid who made the star wars lightsaber video "gwooshhh gwwooosshhh sssppiikkksss!"...police found a video of the murder as well... "MAMMA!!! WENN SIE GEHEND, ZU GLAUBEN SIND, DASS Ich Ein JEDI RAAAARRR!! BIN! * GWOOOSSHHH SCHRÄGSTRICH... plop..hu WAS?!?! JETZT GLAUBEN SIE MIR!!!" ...translated is... "MOM!!! WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO BELIEVE THAT I AM A JEDI RAAAARRR!!! *GWOOOSSHHH SLASH...PLOP..WHAT NOW?!?! NOW DO YOU BELIEVE ME!!!" |
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| 8 Get Death in U.S. Official's Slaying AMMAN, Jordan - Jordan's military court convicted eight Muslim militants Tuesday and sentenced them to death for the 2002 killing of a U.S. aid official in a terror conspiracy linked to al-Qaida. -my say- Now THAT is what I call justice. Those muslim fundementalists go MURDERING an innocent American aid to that area, and what happens there? Do they get to plead guilty and sit in jail for ten years? Or the rest of their lives wasting millions of taxpayer dollars?...NO, THEY ALL DIE! The Jorndanians have got there justice system working how it should be. You kill someone, You DIE. No life in prison. No Parole. DEATH. God bless Jordan's justice system for job WELL DONE. Justice has been served. Screw allah, allah sucks... AND FOR THE RECORD, YOU CANNOT, I REPEAT, CANNOT NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS, YOU HUNT THEM DOWN AND KILL THEM AND THEIR FAMILIES, OR YOU LET THEM KILL YOURS. "Kennedy Says Iraq Is Bush's Vietnam" -my say- Somebody shut that freakin liberal the heck up...what a dyke. Crikey! Real-Life 'Croc Hunter' Saves Girl Tue Apr 6 SYDNEY (Reuters) - A retired Australian crocodile hunter saved a young girl from the jaws of a 10-foot crocodile when he jumped on top of the man-eating reptile and gouged its eyes, local media said on Tuesday. -my say- Thats just awesome. "get over here ya croc! *jump* *splash* *Poke* Now get off her you little beast" Now thats what i call a real men, most guys i know are two steps short of wearing makeup let alone jumping on a croc...Man Of The Month Award! DEATH AT THE TRACK: 13 die of possible Mad Cow Disease in Cherry Hill, NJ... -my say- I didnt feel like writing about the article you can just read it for yourself. And holy crap, i used to live like 10 minutes from there...scary thought... |
| U.S. Hits Mosque Compound; 40 Said Killed 21 minutes ago as of 3:30PM 5/7 FALLUJAH, Iraq - U.S. Marines in the third day of a battle to pacify this Sunni Muslim city fired a rocket and dropped a 500-pound, laser-guided bomb on a mosque compound Wednesday, and witnesses said as many as 40 people were killed. Shiite-inspired violence spread to key cities in Iraq. -my say- THAT IS AWESOME...Ive been so annoyed lately about us not taking enough action in iraq, but that is certainly a step in the right direction. Those morons fire munitions from a mosque...Do we sit there and take it? NO, I AM SHOCKED, and estaticly happy for that matter. We drop a bomb, give em hell, along with sending them there. Way to go Bush, job well done. I hope this is a taste of things to come and not a one time thing. But what should we really have done in fallujah?... |
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| -my say- That hideous thing right there is a woman...No, really it is. That bucket of barf there is on trial for child endagerment charges because she refused to have a C-section to deliver her twin babies(one of them died or something, but it doesnt look like they missed out of a great life anyhow). Apparently I heard one reson was because she didnt want a scar...lol what?!? Did she think she might look even worse, I SERIOUSLY doubt that would be possible anyway. You could stick her face in some dough and make ugly cookies...what a beast...and shes only 28, imagine when she hits forty...eeehhhh I need to take a shower... |
I was inspired to write this after talking to another young white cracker who thinks things like 50 cent and wiggers are cool...GROW THE HECK UP MORON, YOU'RE WHITE...Man, that pisses me off. "OoO iM SoOoOoO kUlE CuZ EyE caN TalK Like ThiZ". Where's a good cold .45 when you need one. Its because of people like Carson Daily that girls like these exsist, its a DISGRACE. I just dont get it. Do they think its cool? That we find it attractive? I dont think I'll ever figure out the insanity in their stupidity. Instead of trying to figure it out, I'd rather just push em down a nice flight of stairs...with sharp objects and pitbulls at the bottom. It would REALLY make my day, if not week. I hope you ladies are inspired at least a little bit not to be total twart muffins. And so help me God, if a guy IM's me acting like that, ill tear him a new one. (dedicated to Jenn the narf) ON THAT NOTE BRITNEY SPEARS TO REALEASE NEW SINGLE!!! "I am a whore, not yet a prostitute" |
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| Half-Naked Couple Cause Stir Up a Tree 2 hours, 22 minutes ago Friday, April 23 NEW YORK (Reuters) - Two gay lovers took off most of their clothes, climbed up a tree in New York's Central Park and spent four hours engaging in sex acts and yelling abuse at police and firefighters. Police said officers talked the men out of the three story high tree on Thursday night after the parks department had sent two cherry-pickers and firefighters had deployed an inflatable rescue mattress. The couple, described by officials as a 32-year-old transsexual with female breasts wearing a purple thong and a 17-year-old boy in white boxer shorts, were admitted to the hospital for psychiatric evaluation. At one point during the standoff in the larch tree -- an evergreen with pine-like needles -- the 32-year-old rejected a police officer's offer of a can of soda. "This is a Coke. I wanted vanilla Diet Pepsi," he was quoted as saying in newspaper reports. On Friday, police charged William Rund, 32, and Christopher Montero, 17, both of New York, with reckless endangerment, resisting arrest, criminal mischief, public lewdness and disorderly conduct. -my say- James's list of things to get fags out of trees and waste less taxpayer dollars: 1. throw rocks 2. burn the tree down 3. declare the tree a nuclear dump site 4. bulldoze the tree over 5. shoot both creatures genitals off 6. shoot the ones man boobs off 7. threaten to have a woman come up there 8. send the diet vanilla pepsi via rocket launcher up his anal canal... Man, I should be president, there'd be none of this nonsense...at least thats what he said |
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"KERRY CALLS FOR RUMSFELD TO RESIGN OVER PRISONER MESS" -my say- What kommie kerry needs to do is shut his piehole. Bush didnt abuse the prisoners, and neither did Donald Rumsfeld! It was some of our troops who did the wrong thing and aren't representing our once great country like they should have. On top of that, abusing Iraqies isnt helping our popularity at all. BUT granted that, theres a decent chance that the victims probably deserved it anyhow...Do remember they did this... |
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| Al Qaeda Leader Beheads U.S. Civilian in Iraq May 11 "DUBAI (Reuters) - Al Qaeda's leader in Iraq beheaded an American civilian and vowed more killings in revenge for the "Satanic degradation" of Iraqi prisoners by U.S. soldiers, an Islamist Web site said on Tuesday. A poor quality videotape on the site showed a man dressed in orange overalls sitting bound on a white plastic chair in a bare room, then knelt on the floor with five masked men behind him. The masked men then pushed the 26-year-old American to the floor and shouted "God is greatest" above his screams as one of them sawed his head off with a large knife then held it aloft for the camera." -my say- "My name is Nick Berg, my father's name is Michael... I have a brother and sister, David and Sarah," said the bound man(before he was brutally murdered), adding he was from Philadelphia... We ARE losing this war, if we havent already...Unless we start doing something very drastic like start killing(not murdering) people who are terrorists that try to(or have) killed our troops. We're letting way too much be taken lightly. THIS IS A WAR, NOT A DOMESTIC DISPUTE. Its freakin ridiculas, and something really needs to be done. This latest beheading(reminiscant of the murder of reporter daniel pearl) is outrageous, disgusting, inhumane and cannot be tolerated. They beheaded him by slowly slitting his throat with a smooth knife. While he was seen screaming in the video, they were sawing his head off alive, until it was dislocated from the rest of his body. He died a very slow, painful, and horrific death...We need to start LEVELING entire towns because right now we just look like a bunch of cowards. And unless we start making serious responses to intances like these, its only going to get alot worse... |
| -my say- I know what your thinking right now...and you thought right. The Easter Bunnies? They've gone horny...And Swatch finds it appropriate and "cute"...somehow...I mean seriously, wth is that? Bunnies screwing eachother on a watch??? How freakin stupid is that, let alone advertising it in the middle of new york city. This is not Germany... Due to all the controversy and anger over it, I wouldnt be surprised if its soon taken down... |
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| Remarks by Al Gore May 26, 2004 "George W. Bush promised us a foreign policy with humility. Instead, he has brought us humiliation in the eyes of the world. " He promised to "restore honor and integrity to the White House." Instead, he has brought deep dishonor to our country and built a durable reputation as the most dishonest President since Richard Nixon. wait wait WAIT...hmmmmm, and the clinton/gore ticket was FULL of honesty and integrity???...how did bush bring us "dishonor", and what makes him dishonest??? What are all these "dishonest" things hes done Al? good job clearing up all your accusations without evidence you faggot. "Honor? He decided not to honor the Geneva Convention. Just as he would not honor the United Nations, international treaties, the opinions of our allies, the role of Congress and the courts, or what Jefferson described as "a decent respect for the opinion of mankind." He did not honor the advice, experience and judgment of our military leaders in designing his invasion of Iraq..." OK STOP RIGHT THERE AL! He didnt honor the geneva convention??? or any of those others you mentioned? As I recall we had support of Britain, Australia, Japan, South Korea, the Philippines, Thailand, Italy, Spain, Poland, Denmark, Hungary, Bulgaria, Ukraine, Romania, the Netherlands Norway, El Salvador, and the 17 other countries that committed troops to Iraq and supported our cause. People like YOU GORE are the ones making us look bad by ignoring the vital contributions of our international partners, and dismiss their sacrifices and support. From the beginning, America has sought international support for our operations in Afghanistan and Iraq, and we have gained much support. There is a difference, however, between leading a coalition of many nations, and submitting to the objections of a few. America will never seek a permission slip to defend the security of our country. People are still whining about the weapons of mass destruction that they claim "probably never exsisted". Well anyone who thinks that is a moron, because in fact, saddam USED CHEMICAL WEAPONS against the kurds(mustard gas bomb) and there has been plenty of proof that they exsisted. Clinton himself said so years ago. The reason we havent found alot is because he probably shipped them off to other neighboring countries like syria. He had PLENTY of time to hide everything.... "And now he will not honor our fallen dead by attending any funerals or even by permitting photos of their flag-draped coffins." Bush didnt make that law stupid, that law was made years ago for good reasons. And those pictures are against the LAW. Bush isnt playing the bad guy and hiding the honor of those perished. I dont know why he wont attend any funerals, but im sure theres a reason for that, that doesnt mean he doesnt respect and honor their sacrifices. He reminds the people of their good service all the time... "How did we get from September 12th , 2001, when a leading French newspaper ran a giant headline with the words "We Are All Americans Now" and when we had the good will and empathy of all the world -- to the horror that we all felt in witnessing the pictures of torture in Abu Ghraib." How did we get there? its called liberal media of the world...people only see opinions and are easily influenced, they dont see the REAL NEWS, the see a one sided opinion. Ive been to germany, and ALOT of information is held from the public, and thats widespread all over europe. And as far as the abuses go, so what, get over it. It was wrong, and it shouldn't have been done, but thats not bushes or rumsfelds personal fault. How about the media start focusing on the good aspects of the war and what were doing over there? How about showing the people that are appreciative of our being there, or how about looking at how well they're doing in afghanistan? How about focusing on the outcome of what we did there, and make the people of america realize that iraq is still going to be a VERY HARD road, but we will prevail. Its getting better by the day. Yes, many troops are dying, but compare it to other wars where hundreds of thousands died. What we are doing is the right thing. We are there to help because we have a president who believes that people should be free and not murdered by the millions by their dictator. Bush has his problems, but hes not that bad. He needs to take MORE action and screw that crap hes getting, the reason we dont seem to be doing well is because bush is taking hits from sources and not fighting back... Im not even going to bother touching base on the rest of Gore's crap, I'll be here typing all through the night... Screw you Gore... |
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