I OWN YOUR FACE :)
                                              GAS....PPPLLLLLLBBBBB

     Gas should be cheaper...Better yet, it should be free...we freed that freakin country, and did we set it up so we get some of the goods? NO!!..WTH!!!...WHY NOT??? Its nice those turban heads get to be free and all, but WHAT ABOUT US, us working class americans like me that have to pay $1.73 per gallon at the pumps for regular...it costs me like $5 round trip for the daily trip i make to the rockland area in my truck(which by the way is destroying the ozone and i could care less...no wait, on second hand, i dont care at all)...im tired of hearing the left wing tree huggers whine about the U.S. oil drilling in alaska and stuff cause it detroys the environment or some crap like that. it saves us money and it makes us rely less on the countries that we buy it from which are also the countries that hate our guts...i say we just deport all liberals, lesbians, faggots, tree huggers, and PETA...
                                    Molestation by Faggotation

In my trucks glove compartment i dont carry my registration, important stuff, or GLOVES...mine is empty except for the fact that i load it with chocalate like a real man should...reeses, milky way, twix, etc...its good stuff, but you know what pisses me off? i was driving the other day, and i reached in to grab a reeses (this happens alot) and i open it...AND =-O!!!...IT LOOKS LIKE THE REESES PB CUP HAS BEEN MOLESTED BY A BADGER!!! i abolutly hate that, when i go to eat stuff, and its been molested. its all broken up and violated, i cant stand it. or sometimes when i get fast food and my burger looks like its
been...yes...molested... this isnt hollywood! or africa! or yugoslavia!...THIS IS FREAKIN AMERICA, WHY ARE OUR PRODUCTS MOLESTED AND DESTROYED BEFORE WE BUY THEM...i dont think ive once opened a baby ruth bar to find it intact, they always look like micheal jackson got to it before me, and you know what? IVE HAD IT>:o. from this point foward i ask you all to boycott previously molested products...thank you
PROBLEM: the predictable stupidy of people...everywhere is stupid, we are plagued by stupid both north and south, east and west(mostly west)...99% of everyone is stupid stupid stupid...ARGGGG...stupid people always driving in front of me, stupid people working in fast food places, stupid people walking the streets, and stupid people being flat out stupid wherever they get the chance...know whats beggining to really drive me nuts? the stupidity of our young females in america(not all, most), they are starting to think that guys like stupid, so therefore they become stupid, using those stupid icons "hottie, cutie, hot n sexy, single for u", wearing those stupid accompanying t shirts...and all around theyre generally stupid "he he im a cheerleader" attitude. theyre so freakin thick headed its unbelieveable. and when they hit you....grrrrr...that really ticks me off..."he he he i think ill hit you and be cute"...NO THATS NOT CUTE you inane creature from hell, would it be cute if i start beating on ur shoulder? im sure youd love that you stupid stupid thing...oh and girls that have no sense of frugalness, thats annoying too..."oh were cool if we spend all of our daddy and bf's money. lets go on a shopping spree at the ever cool old navy buying too many clothes to ever wear, and 22.5 pairs of shoes with sparkles at footlocker"...lets go back to the old days, go clean the house, stop whining, and stop babbling you incessant moron(its those freakin lesbian liberation groups, like NOW, etc)...but no no no its not just the young ladies of our country that have plagued us with stupid...theres old people stupid, young people stupid, female people stupid, and male people stupid...whoopty freakin stupid everywhere...like at FlickDonalds in
Rockland, ME the sales tax on FOOD is 7%, and right across the street at flurger king its 6%, why is there a 1% difference...its stupid things like that everywhere that hinder my everyday life into being spectacular...

SOLUTION: Choose Eric and I on the next presidential ticket. Life will be so much better for us!!...and you too of course...wed lower taxes, kill more prisoners, lower crime, exile illegal immagrants(or execute them).Wipe out europe. Help israel demolish surronding countries of "terror"...also abolish the democratic party as acting voters. wed even jail people for leaving their dogs excrement on your lawn:-)
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