Great Lovers of the World!
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THIS PAGE contains the results of my research into: "Which nationality are the best lovers?"
In my quest to find the BEST lovers in the World, I have sampled men from 20 different nationalities. In some cases the sample size is only one, in others it is up to 24. This is by no means an extensive survey (though it is exhaustive!).
It is also entirely
subjective!
In order from those who didn't make it past the kissing stage to
'oh my god':
UNCLASSIFIED (more research required):
African-American
- Sample size = 1,
- Positive assets = Sensitive, romantic, respect, polite, loads of potential, eager to please, sexy, attractive, intelligent, caring, size.
- Negative points =
He went home too soon!
- Rating = 9.4
19) Kiribati
- Sample size = 1,
- Positive assets = um.......hmm, well.I'm sure he had one, or was I drunk?
- Negative points = Have you ever kissed a lizard?  Know how their tongues flick in and out?  Probably great for oral.....but you have to get past the kissing stage for that! I ditched him at the first opportunity.I could have sworn the toilets were located outside, when I found they weren't, I went home! LOL!
- Rating = -5
18) Cook Islands
- Sample size = 1
- Positive assets = Man o man could he dance!  What a body!  Love that smile!
- Negative points = Why couldn't those dance moves be transposed to the bedroom?  Sorry, but this one was nearly a "starfish"!
- Rating = 1
17) Italy & Greece (these can't be separated because I only sampled them in a threesome!)
- Sample size = 2
- Positive assets = Team work, co ordination, variety.
- Negative points = Hmm...."Look at me, I'm good" attitude, pretty boys, sex is like a script from a movie plot!
- Rating = 3.7
16) New Zealand
- Sample size = 1
- Positive assets = At the time I thought there were some!
- Negative points = Hmmm.......just like an Aussie but worse!
- Rating = 3.8
15) Australia
- Sample size = 18
- Positive assets = Size, there are lots of them, they try hard.
- Negative points = Macho attitude, low self esteem and confidence, too judgemental.
- Rating = 3.9
14) Samoa
- Sample size = 1
- Positive assets = Very caring.
- Negative points = Easily manipulated, no stamina, size, no technique.
- Rating = 4
13) Nigeria
- Sample size = 1
- Positive assets = When your technique is basic........size DOES matter! 
- Negative points = Hmm.......where does one start......straight vanilla sex,  no oral, minimal kissing.....basically BOOOORING! (And it didn't improve 2nd time around).
- Rating = 4.9
12) Botswana
- Sample size = 3
- Positive assets = Hmm, size was OK, very easy going, straight vanilla sex.
- Negative points = Not cuddly, very business like approach.
- Rating = 5
11) Tonga
- Sample size = 7
- Positive assets = Adoration of women, respect, they know how to have fun, the language, skin colour, cuddly, oral skills.
- Negative points = There are not enough of them in my life! Tendency to lie.
- Rating = 6.7
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