| Harold Shipman Jokes |
| What have Gareth gates and Harold Shipman got in common? Neither of them can finish a sentence. Shipman's last meal was a curry. When asked afterwards if he enjoyed it, he replied that it was ok but he could've murdered a Nan. They are going to make a film about Harold Shipman. It's to star Robert De Niro. Title: The Old Dear Hunter Harold Shipman's suicide note has been found. It reads - "I can't go on. I've run out of patience." The prison warden where Shipman was 'staying' commented that he will be sorely missed, especially by the prison boxing club. He said: "He had a lethal jab". Wakefield Jail has become West Yorkshires latest swingers club for the over 60s. Harold Shipman has been seen hanging around the bars!! What's the difference between Tony Blair & Harold Shipman?...... Shipman actually managed to reduce the NHS waiting list!! |
| We all hate Harold Shipman. He was a docter who murdered his patients for no apparent reason. Just recvently he commited suicide and hung himself in his prison cell. This is good news, so here are some jokes to take the piss out of him! |