Title: "If You Say So"
Type: Drabble, Challenge
Author: Jane (jat_sapphire)
Contact: jat_sapphire@yahoo.com
Rating: PG
Codes: S/?
Summary: Spock learns a new expression. Response to kira-nerys' "Man, I am so horny" challenge. I don't know who Spock's tutor is--pick your fave.
Archive: OK
Feedback: Please.Disclaimer: Spock belongs to Paramount. The challenge is kira's. The other 90 words are mine.
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If You Say So
"Man, I am so horny," Spock said, patiently.
"No, Spock, really try!"
"May I not make my chess move and return to this...lesson in expressiveness later?"
"Oh, all right. It's no fun if you're going to be like that about it."
Spock left the bed and bent over the chessboard. A warm body pressed against his back and squirmed suggestively. A breathy voice began to describe, in detail, plans for the immediate future.
Spock twisted the human under him and nuzzled the tempting throat. "Man, I am so horny," he growled.
"I knew you could get the hang of it!"
**end**