The Awful Truth
By: Ted Casablanca
E! Online-January 11, 2001
+February 22, 2001
1-11-01

Both clean and clean-cut was Craig Kilborn, pumping at Crunch, the gym commoners can't afford.  City of the Fallen Barbells.  C.K. sported traditional gym garb: A boring white tee, shorts and a cap.  Um, Craig?  For the future, a baseball cap is a dubious disguise for you.  You can't hide-you're just too damn tall.  Got it?

2-22-01

Late Late Show host Craig Kilborn and super-compact stunner Bai Ling arrived as the most surprisingly smoldering couple of the evening.  Looking fab in a long Asian-inspired and fluffy boa, Bai Ling insisted, "We are just friends."  (Okay, sure.)

When the cool chick asked her towering talking "friend" if he gets nervous during the show, Craig said no: "I get nervous when I go out with you, because you're so beautiful!"

(What, isn't that the kind of thing you say to all your buddies?)