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CK: I finally saw "Anchorman." Did you enjoy "Anchorman"? What were your thoughts?
DP: Of all Will Ferrell movies, it's not at the top of my favorites.
CK: I know you loved "Old School." Now, rank "Old School," "Anchorman," "Starsky and Hutch" and "Dodgeball" in order.
DP: I'm going "Old School" right away, no question. And put the other three right there together. But you can't go wrong with "Old School."
I love you Blue.
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DP: Are you dating anyone famous?
CK: No, I don't do that. I'm a very private young man.
DP: But you've tried to?
CK: Not worth the headache, Dan.
DP: Well, you had to date someone to find out it was a headache. Tara Reid? Doesn't everyone go out with Tara Reid?
CK: Well, she's like a little sister to everybody.
DP: Winona Ryder?
CK: Never met her.
Who's going to date an actress? You've got to be crazy to do that, right?
DP: But it's like saying, I don't like brussel sprouts. But I have to try brussel sprouts to know I don't like them.
CK: Alright, Phyllis George. OK, you twisted my arm.
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DP: Do I have to do the "Late Late Show" now?
CK: But how will you get across the country? Does ESPN have a private jet yet?
DP: Yeah, but it's parked at Berman's house so I never get to use it.
CK: Ahh, Boomer, if I get his permission, I'm going to make reference to "Hotel California" during SportsCenter--You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
DP: You can do whatever you like.
CK: By the way, I know they're bringing back five anchors. Am I the only one getting an appearance fee? I shouldn't talk about this...But it's going to be exciting, right?
DP: There's no drinking before the show.
CK: Just during? Again, my approach is to have fun. Someone printed up some of the old catch phrases, and I forgot some of them. I don't know what's going to happen Dan, let's just enjoy ourselves.
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Don't miss SportsCenter's "Old School" week, Aug 8-12:
--Sunday: Craig Kilborn & Dan Patrick
--Monday: Charley Steiner & Bob Ley
--Tuesday: Gayle Gardner & Stuart Scott
--Wednesday: Greg Gumbel & Chris Berman
--Thursday: George Grande & Chris Berman
