Remote Patrol
By Sabrina Crawford--The San Francisco Examiner
August 23, 2004
I can't stop thinking about who should replace Craig Kilborn on "The Late Late Show."  Here are a few more thoughts rolling around in my TV-corroded mind:

-How about Magic Johnson?  Isn't it time to give him another shot?

-Michael Jackson?  Everyone would watch.  It would be like "The Anna Nicole Show," but, you know, scarier.

-Shaq--It might stop him from ever, EVER trying to rap or act in movies again.

-How about the winner of "Alien vs. Predator" gets Kilborn's job?