If the Shoe Fits... Reader's Digest- Oct. 2003
	If high-heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. --Sue Grafton Researchers at Johns Hopkins announced an incredible breakthrough in shoe science.  Solving a puzzle that had eluded scientists for decades, they reported that it's the left sandal that's the flip, and the right sandal that's the flop. --Craig Kilborn "If you want to forget all your troubles, wear shoes that are too tight." --Submitted by Mildred Watts