~Steph~
Stepharoni the San Francisco FREAK! Oh my! Cheap! That's not natural! That's artificial! I'm suffering from Stupidity-itis!!! Sam's Choice drinks with sugar! Bonehole! You meeted the cow! Numb nuts! Get away from my nuts! Shpoop!!! Orange car! Kill the orange car! Spunky loves me! Yoyoyoyo! What it is mother %#*^&@?!?! Oh $hit! It's Pac Man. Hey Pac Man! What's up? Me you biotches! I'm high on crack! Wanna freebie? No Pac Man, drugs are bad! Pu$$ies! Whoah! Holy $hit! LOL! Hooray for boobies! Mad Libs! Toronto+45 minute phone call=PARTY! Surge! 3A.M. phone calls, and ~strange~ people answering the phone! Pretty sky! You ran into a parked truck! Swearing in front of the teachers at lunch is really smart! LFO! Go away, you are gay! Why don't you take that condom off your head and quit acting like a d*ck! I need a math tutor! Celebrate good times, come on! Superbowl! We won the overnight brain bender! Whoo hoo! On Raging Wolf Bobs, we were in the VERY front! *running into wall* GET THE F*CK OUT OF MY WAY WALL! *punch* LMAO!!! Ice Zone! Wald*ck! He has a nice squishy butt!

~Kim~
Guinea pigs sure are jumpy on Halloween night! It's a full moon out! Ahh!! It's that scary guy at McDonalds!! PITA! Cleavage! And...my absolute fave....."ARE THOSE GUYS?!?!". LMAO!!! Jumping off the shed roof is fun! Gee, this is the only time I actually enjoy looking at my boob! "Sometimes" (Cedar Point)! MAGNUM! Psycho chicks on roller coaster! The remix of "As Long as you Love me"! We were less than a foot away from BRAD of LFO!! Chicken dance at Skate Zone! We got ho shirts! 3 Stoooges... we're cool now! You bulge! Dancing in moonlight! The trees are moving! We were the most well-behaved on the bus (yeah right!)! STIFFY! Dip$hit! Spice up your life! Lady is a vamp! Waterboy! LFO! Go away, you are gay! Me and Steph love to make milk come out your nose! Ice Zone is fun! Wald*ck! He has a nice squishy butt! LMAO! Oh yeah, Six Flags! Do it again, do it again! "Happy birthday" thing! We rode Superman and Mr. Hyde's Nasty Fall! There was spit on the Time Warp! :-(

~Kelly~
Da moss! Butt stick! Sh*t-fer-brains! Octopiss! Elek! Erfinage! I know what I'll do! Ya more! K-mart in Boardman in the freezing cold is always fun! Especially cause we froze our ARSES off! He broke his bell and needed a phillips screw driver! It's a full moon out tonight! You nimrod! What's on my head?! Walnut cracker! Stick licker! That's just murder! BUNGHOLE! Jillians! Ice Zone! Hot hot hot! Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight! Ascott! You ran into a shoe! That's torture! Look at all the 4-leaf clovers in my back yard!

~Lisa~
You can do it! Milk spiller!

~Kimmy~
**** sucker! Dancin' in the moonlight! What's my locker combination?! YO! Barbie Frogs! Bein' "Crazy" on the Hot 8 at 8 with Scott Adams! Scott TP!

~Brianna~
Well, DUH! PETER! PETERESE! Cheap! British flag! Major Peters! Bernadette Peters! Repeat! Peter Gazinia! Johnson! Francis Scott Key wrote the national anthem, and Peter sang it! LMAO! Hey Jay Kline! Octopiss! Oh for Pete's sake! TP! Scott TP! Swedish! We saw Patrick Swayze! Dirty Dancing, and the blue banana! Health food store boy doll! You don't hear Jack! We saw Peter on the way back from the radio station! Look, here are the answers to the history test! Dilbert comic strip!

~Erin~
Condom hat! Watch out for flying dead fish! Pac man rules! Crack head! Golden bananas!

~Amber~
I'm mighty TIGHTY WHITEY and I'm smuggling plums! Strippy! Oliver Clothsoff! Matt Blade, please give us a ride! We "cheat" on the overnight Brain Bender. We have the most interesting lunches! Dime you! I am "The Loser" and "Toe Jam"! You are "Hunk 'o' Cheese" and "Syphillis"! Cheese wiz! We saw Peter on the way back from the radio station! I'm gonna go eat a pound of salt! I'm telling Mrs. Perry on you! Hey Johnson, how's it hanging?! Bloodhound Gang concert was a nude fest! You love Jared! We saw Pac Man! That fat lady standing next to me stunk, and i was afraid she was gonna crush me!! How's seat 1089? They're such comfortable seats, don't ya think?! Jerk off in my sock! Oh crap! We're locked in McDonalds! Dred Scott! "Amber, You'll never get a period cause you're always pregnant", Brianna I don't have your waterfall water! Hey HOO CHIE! We just love it when a strange drunk dude comes to my window at 2:00AM and says "Hi Steve, want to touch my pepe?! Steve you're SOOOO sexy!" LMAO! You killed Jim Loboy at McDonalds! Those hot guys are stalking you! Hi Jen, my name is Amber! TP says Scott is a DOOF! Hello, house of sanity! You're artificialy blonde therefore you are artificialy dumb. You're Scott's body guard from Brianna!

~Danielle~
Suck me s'mores! Who wants to be a millionaire? Blink 182!!! Harry Peterson! The Mammas and The Pappas! I'll get in it with you! I'll have to pick an acre! If you think that they look bad then wait until you taste them! She left one right there! Mike Hunt! Mike Rotch! Mike Runchidik! I'm the best I ever had!  Ben Dover! Song #1! Numero uno! Eat Me!!! Ben Dover! Song #1! Melissa Estrogen! Phillip Ussi! I got a four leaf clover up my arse! So take your exams, throw on your green, and grab onto your lucky charms and bring 'em down to Ernie's! Hot dogs movin' in! Jen is a loser! Coming up, Fastball's "Outta my head".
Arse="buttocks, a$$, sexual intercourse"
Russian Circumcision by: I. Cutchacockoff
Under the Bleachers by: Seymore Butts
Rusty Zipper by: I. P. Freely
Ouch! That Hurts by: Claude Balls

By the look on his face, he already has! Xica! Weird slutty girl who shakes her shoulders and sleeps with every guy. And then there's also that one guy who twirls his hair on his finger! Popeye! I want it that way! Pretty fly for a white guy! Where'd your shoes go?! Number 5! Six Flags! Jawbreakers! "Our hats fit all heads". Cotton candy! Duh duh duh duh (my dad)! I didn't flip you off! ;-) Gotta love the movie "Stir Of Echoes" with Kevin Bacon! Check out that apple pie! TP, come wipe my butt! TP, you're needed in the bathroom!

~Ashley L.~
Here comes Peter Cotton Tail! Come on now! Joey! Lucky charms! Life savers! Jay's famous hot dogs! Mrs. Simon (Ashley)! I'll get in it with you! Blink-182! You're pacing!

~Maureen~
Snow is spiffy! Horses are extinct! Quack quack, the duck is dead! You're on crack! Smorrific suckers! Getting beat up by a dog! Ho! *confused look* We rode Mr. Hyde's Nasty Fall! Cotton Candy! Laughing hysterically on the way back from Six Flags is fun! We got chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and we couldn't even eat it on the bus! LOL!

~Ashley M.~
Skipper!!! Watch out for flying Peters at the movie theater!

~Jessica B.~
You're my roller coaster buddy! Rode the "Ring of Fire" about 11 times! Laughing hysterically on all the rides is fun! Haunted Hay Ride with Mike (bling bling!!) LOL