Apollo's Adventures As A Sexaholic By Betty & Jen (lmr) Date: March 2001 Rating: NC-17 Disclaimer: You can't sue us because there's no way we're owning up to this. Pairing: You really don't want to know, do you? Feedback: We're not really sure we want any but its; Betty (er.br@sympatico.ca) & Jen (jennylmr@yahoo.com) Author's notes: This is a punishment fic. We were forced into writing this. Its not our fault, really it isn't. You have to believe us! For the love of God, you just have to! Dedication: For Becky. This was your fault and we didn't do anything. We swear! We're two perfectly normal, healthy, well-adjusted people. We are! ~Mom's little angels Summary: It's het. In fact, its smutty het. Please accept our apologies in advance. Part 1 - Apollo Gets Taken (Betty) Apollo brought his viper to a screeching halt and quickly undid his harness and climbed out. He prayed Starbuck made it back to the Galactica with the message that he had been forced to land on this planet. Checking himself over he found he was lucky, he had no injuries, and his viper didn't appear to be about to explode. Pulling out the emergency gear behind his seat, he started to set up his camp so he would have a shelter while he waited for the rescue team to arrive. A sound from the bushes made him stop. Apollo pulled his Laser out of it holster and aimed it at the bushes. "Don't shoot, I won't hurt you." came a feminine voice. "Step out so I can see who you are." Slowly a female stepped out of the bushes. She was clearly humanoid, but unlike humans her skin was a lovely sky blue. She was wearing a baby pink loin cloth, made of silk, and nothing else. Apollo blushed when he saw her breasts, not to big and not to small. Her nipples were a dark blue, he had trouble taking his eyes off them. "Um, what's your name?" he asked the girl "I am known as Rebeccablue." "Oh that`s a pretty name, I`m Apollo, Captain Apollo from the Battlestar Galactica." "Not anymore, now you are Apollo, sex slave of the Sapphire women." Before Apollo had the chance to respond he was suddenly surrounded by ten more blue women, who quickly grabbed him. They pulled his arms behind his back and bound them tightly at the wrists. They then roughly pushed him forwards towards a small opening in the ground, an opening he was sure wasn`t there a micron before. The women forced Apollo down a long passageway. It`s walls were the same colour as the women`s skin, at least it appeared to be by the lights along the top of the wall. The passageway led to a large cavernous room, with giant chandeliers made of crystal and walls of pure gold. At the far wall was a podium, with what appeared to a thrown. On the thrown was an older woman, Apollo believed her to be the queen. "Welcome stranger, we are very happy to see you." The woman said as stood up. She made a motion to the women holding Apollo and he suddenly found himself stripped of his pants. They then pulled his jacket off, leaving it dangling at his wrists, they didn`t want to untie him just yet. They seemed to have trouble with his shirt, unsure of how to undo it, so one woman came forwards and cut it off him. He was now standing nude before the gathering of women. "Oh you will do nicely, very nicely indeed, bring him to me." Rebeccablue pushed Apollo forwards, causing his jacket to slap against his buttocks. He was forced up onto the podium and made to kneel before the queen. "It has been many seasons since we have seen a male, but I do believe you will be able to satisfy all of us, but first you will satisfy me." Apollo`s head was pulled back by the hair, and his mouth forced open. A dark blue liquid was poured down his throat, then his mouth pushed shut once more as he was forced to swallow. The room suddenly started spinning, he felt hot, his groin felt like it was fire. Looking down he saw he had become hard as steel. The queen then pulled him up by his arms and guided him down the stairs and over to a huge bed in the center of the room were his bonds were now removed and he was made to lay down. The queen quickly straddled his hips and inserted him into her. The queen rode Apollo`s cock until she screamed out her orgasm, Apollo came at the same time. When the queen rose from him he saw that he had not become limp, he was still ready for the next woman. This continued all through the night as each woman took her turn on him, after each woman came she let the next one have her turn until it was the queen`s turn once more. Apollo had to fight not to pass out, he had lost count of how many times he had ejaculated. Just that it was a lot of times. He didn`t think a human male could come that many times in one night and worried that these woman were about to fuck him to death. "Oh Starbuck I don`t know if I want you to come with that rescue party or not." he said to himself. ***** Part Two - A Rescue Of Sorts (Jen) The Queen was even more demanding of Apollo than she had been the last time. To Apollo's astonishment he was able to service her once again. After he climaxed this time, however, he did pass out. When he awoke the next morning, he found himself staring into the shocked faces of Starbuck and Boomer. He tried to pretend that he was relieved to be rescued but realized belatedly that not only was he still naked, but he was also surrounded by naked women on the large bed. "Apollo?" Starbuck and Boomer gasped in unison. Apollo flushed and quickly searched for his clothes. It was then he remembered that his clothes had been cut off of him the night before. In fact, the only articles of his clothing that were still intact were his jacket, socks, and boots. He looked at the two Lieutenants helplessly. "We would have brought you an extra uniform but we had no idea you were going to need one," Boomer smirked. Apollo shot him a dirty look, pulled on his boots, slipped into his jacket, and then tried to grab the blanket off of the bed. Unfortunately, their were so many women tangled up in it that he couldn't get it to budge. Starbuck and Boomer were actually rolling on the floor with laughter by this time. Apollo tried to adopt a stern pose but standing there wearing only a jacket and boots while doing so only caused the two men to laugh even harder. "Do you think you two could pull yourselves together long enough to help me out here?" the Captain snapped. It was still a good five centons before either of the men were able to stop laughing long enough to speak. "There might be a blanket on the shuttle." Boomer winced as Starbuck discretely kicked him. "No, actually there isn't. We left in such a hurry to rescue you that we didn't have time to pack any supplies," Starbuck tried valiantly to hide his grin as he looked his Captain up and down. Apollo glowered at both of them suspiciously. "Sorry, you know we'd give you a blanket if we had one," the blond shrugged, trying to look innocent. Boomer decided his wisest course of action at this point would be to remain silent. The only way he wanted to get between those two were if he... He gave himself a mental shake. 'Best not to start thinking along those lines at this point.' Instead he contented himself in watching the nearly naked man turn and stride angrily out of the room. When he saw him stop and bend over to pick something up and stick it in his jacket he simply admired the view and thought nothing else of it. When they reached the Galactica both Lieutenants burst into a fresh fit of laughter when Apollo refused to leave the shuttle until they brought him something to cover himself up with. Just for laughs they left him sitting there waiting while they went to a debriefing meeting with Colonel Tigh. When Colonel Tigh asked the two warriors why the Captain wasn't with them they both shrugged and told him that Apollo wanted to make himself more presentable. Tigh just rolled his eyes at that and moved on with the debriefing. By the time the meeting was over both Starbuck and Boomer had completely forgotten about their near-naked Captain who was waiting impatiently aboard the shuttle. ***** Part 3 (Betty) Apollo was getting angry. It seemed he had been sitting on the shuttle, waiting for Starbuck and Boomer to bring him a clean uniform, for ever. He was starting to think they had forgotten him. Just when he was about to use the shuttle`s comm unit to call the bridge to locate them when Jenny, a member of the ground crew, entered. She stopped short when she saw him sitting there wearing nothing but his jacket and boots. "Captain! What are you doing?" "Why I`m waiting for you my dear." he grinned evilly as he stood up and reached for her, grabbing her around the waist and pulling her to him. His lips locked with her`s, kissing her roughly. Jenny was shocked at first, but then leaned into the kiss. The Captain always seemed shy and quiet, very hard to get. But he wanted her then she was more than happy to give in. She sighed happily as Apollo quickly started to remove her uniform, and made no objection when he laid her on the floor and started sucking on her breasts. ***** Starbuck and Boomer headed towards the barracks, still laughing at the way they had found Apollo on the planets surface. They both stopped outside the door way, looked at each other and yelled at the same time, "*Apollo*". They both realized they had forgotten their Captain on the shuttle and practically naked. "He`s gonna skin us alive." Boomer said as they ran to the supply closet and grabbed a uniform. "True, but we can blame it on Tigh holding us up in debriefing, it`s not really lying." "That`s true, lets go." They ran to the landing bay and skidded to a halt outside the shuttle door. Was that moaning they heard coming from the shuttle? "It sounds like a girl." Boomer whispered. "Sounds like she`s really enjoying it too," Starbuck whispered back. "You don`t think he`s..." Starbuck`s grin was pure evil "That little devil`s been holding out on us, he`s a bigger womaniser than I am." Boomer chuckled quietly as he tip toed into the shuttle, with Starbuck right behind him. They stopped just inside the door way, their grins growing bigger. There on the floor was Apollo and a new female ground crew member, having sex. Lounging next to them was a naked Jenny, who looked completely fucked out. Boomer silently laid the uniform on the seat and pushed Starbuck out the door. They quickly ran to the lift, where they allowed their fits of laughter to take over. "What are you two laughing at?" they heard Sheba ask. The two were so busy laughing at what they saw that they answered her before they thought. "In the shuttle over there, you won`t believe what Apollo is doing." Their laughter stopped when they heard Sheba scream "Why you fucking bastard slut." ***** Part 4 (Jen) Un unrepentant Apollo merely grinned at her. "I'm a little busy at the moment, so I'm afraid that you're just going to wait your turn," he said before returning his full attention to the female he was currently thrusting into. Sheba could only gap at him like a fish out of water for long moments. When she was able to collect her wits a little, the full extent of what he had just offered sunk in. She'd been trying to get him into bed for as long as she could remember and she wasn't about to waste this opportunity. She merely went over to a nearby bench and sat down to wait her turn. Outside the shuttle, Boomer and Starbuck were listening in at the doorway. They were expecting no small amount of fireworks from the hot-tempered female Lieutenant and didn't want to miss a moment of it. 'Besides,' they told themselves, 'he's our friend and he may need our help.' They were very confused when after Sheba's initial outraged yell, all they heard was silence. "Maybe she killed him," Starbuck whispered to his companion. "Nah. She wouldn't do that in front of witnesses," Boomer whispered back. "Let's go take a closer look." Just as they went to enter the shuttle, a now fully dressed Jenny and the other crew member bumped into the two men on their way out, both of them refusing to meet the warriors eyes. Boomer and Starbuck exchanged at worried look with each other and rushed inside. This time it was their turn to stand in the doorway and gape stupidly. "Captain!" Boomer gasped. "Apollo! How could you?!" Starbuck yelled when he was able to find his voice. "You don't even *like* Sheba!" Sheba shot him a triumphant look over Apollo's shoulder. "Apparently, he *does*. Be a good little loser and run along now. The Captain and I are *busy*." Apollo didn't even turn around and acknowledge that there was anybody else but he and Sheba in the shuttle. Starbuck whirled around angrily and stormed out of the shuttle, Boomer close on his heels. "I just can't believe it, Boomer! I just can't!" the blond fumed. "Something is wrong with him. That is not the Apollo I know and love! Er, I mean, I love him as a friend of course," he finished somewhat lamely. "Of course," the dark Lieutenant murmured, then, "Maybe he's ill?" "That must be it! I could be the only logical explanation!" Starbuck warmed to the idea. "Tomorrow, the two of us will grab him right after he gets off duty and forcibly drag him to the life center if we have to!" ***** The next day rolled around and the two Lieutenants ambushed Apollo as soon as he and Starbuck returned from patrol. Despite his many protests that he'd never felt better in his life, his friends stood firm. They even threatened to go to the Commander and tell him about his recent behavior. "Besides, Pol, you had sex with *Sheba* for Sagan's sake!" Starbuck said bitterly, not quite sure if he was more hurt or more angry with his friend. "You have been acting awfully strange, Apollo," Boomer agreed. "I mean, first there was the way we found you on the planet and now the 'incident' aboard the shuttle yesterday. The least you can do is get yourself checked out." Starbuck and Boomer paced nervously in the waiting room after Cassieopea took Apollo into an examination room to check him out. "What could possibly be taking so long?" the blond warrior worried aloud. "Maybe there's something seriously wrong with him? You don't think its terminal, do you?" "Calm down, I'm sure he's not dying. Cassie knows what she's doing," the dark warrior assured his friend. Just then they heard a loud crash from the exam room. In a panic they both rushed into the room to see what had happened. They stopped short when they saw Apollo and Cassieopea writhing around naked on the exam table. A metal tray was lying on the floor nearby from where one of the two lovers had knocked it off of a nearby table. "Cassie! You back-stabbing whore!" Starbuck screeched and ran from the room feeling very close to tears. "Apollo! Cassie! What do you think you're doing?!" The Captain just smirked at his friend. "Well, if you don't know, perhaps you need to get out a little more." Angry and disgusted, Boomer stomped out of the room. ***** They next day, try as he might, Boomer could not seem to get a moment alone with the Captain. Every time he tried, Apollo was either on duty and too busy to talk, or he was getting busy with some woman. Great Sagan! At one point during the evening Boomer had walked into Apollo's quarters unannounced to have things out with him he found him embroiled in a threesome with Siress Bellaby and Siress Tinia! He was sure he'd have nightmares for sectars over that particular sight. Those were two women that just should *never* take off their clothes! Ever! He shuddered inwardly and felt himself growing nauseous once again. Something had to be done! The next day, he was met with even less success. And he was feeling extremely tired and irritable after having spent half the night consoling a very distraught Starbuck. To top it off, this evening all of the warriors were expected to attend a diplomatic reception to open trade relations with none other than those strange women from the planet they had rescued Apollo from. ***** Part 5 (Betty) Apollo stood very still next to a very red eyed Starbuck, and a Boomer who wore a sappy grin on his face. "You fracked my girlfriend you boray, and I thought you were my friend," Starbuck snarled at Apollo. "She wanted it." "I never fracked any of your girlfriends." "That's not true, Serina told me you were Boxey`s father." "That happened before you met her, I could be a real asshole too and take that kid from you." "Go ahead, leave me with more time to frack as many women as possible." "Asshole." Boomer nudged Starbuck`s arm. "Quiet Starbuck, beat the frack out of him later, Tigh is giving you two dirty looks." "You can keep Cassie I found someone else." "I don`t want that whore." "Well I don`t want her anymore either so there." "Be quiet you two," Boomer whispered. The Sapphire Queen was now signing a treaty with the fleet, promising them as much food water and fuel as they needed in exchange for some recreational time aboard the Rising Star. Adama thought this was a strange request, but he agreed to it quickly, he wasn`t aware the women had no men. When the treaty was signed and the warriors dismissed Apollo quickly made his way to Rebeccablue. "Excuse me Becky, may I call you Becky?" he smiled sweetly had the girl. "Oh you may call me whatever you like." she smiled back at him, her eyes filled with lust. "You wouldn`t happen to have any of that liquid with you, would you?" "Oh yes I have plenty of it, but you must pay for it with your body." "I was hoping you would say that." ***** Three centars later Apollo lay naked on his bed, sexually spent women surrounded him. Not only the bed was covered with them, but the floor as well. Most of them were from the planet Sapphire, but Sheba, Cassie, Rigal, Brie, Jenny and more than a few older Siress` were they as well. unfortunately for Apollo he was still hard. He had taken to much of the hard on juice and now his body was completely out of control. He didn`t know what he was going to do. Jerking off didn`t help, and not one of these women looked like she was about to wake up. "I know," he said to himself as jumped off the bed, "Starbuck said he had found someone else, I bet he has her in his quarters fracking her, I`ll go to Starbuck`s and frack his new girl." Not wanting to take the time to dress, his pants would hurt against his erection anyway, he just slipped on a bathrobe and ran out the door. The corridors were empty this time of night and no one saw him ran down to Starbuck`s quarters. When he got there he didn`t even bother to knock, he just punched in Starbuck`s code and rushed in. the noises from the bed room told him he was right, Starbuck had his new girl in their and they were fracking away. Apollo rushed in and without even looking to see who the girl was he grabbed Starbuck by the hips and pulled him off the girl yelling, "LET ME AT HER! I TOOK TOO MUCH OF THE JUICE AND I CAN`T GET RID OF THIS HARD ON!" Apollo jumped on the girl and plunged inside, his eyes had closed as soon as he pulled Starbuck off her. Poor Starbuck sat on the floor shaking his head, staring at what Apollo was doing and wondering what the hell had gotten into his Captain. Apollo was thrusting hard and fast and soon came to completion. "Oh that was good but I`m still hard, sorry Starbuck but I..." at this point Apollo opened his eyes at looked at the girl Starbuck had been with "WHAT THE HELL...! BOOMER?! YOU WERE FRACKING BOOMER?" ***** Part 6 (Jen) Apollo jumped off of the bed with a horrified look on his face and scrambled into his robe. "That's right I *was* fracking Boomer, that is until you so rudely interrupted!" Starbuck fumed. "I'll tell you something else, he's the best lover I've ever had! Not only that, I happen to love him!" Boomer gasped in delight. "I love you too, Bucko," he said feverantly. "In love? You and Boomer?" Apollo looked back and forth between the two men stupidly. "What's wrong with you anyway? Isn't it bad enough you've been going around fracking every female on the ship? Now you burst in here unannounced, interrupt me and my lover and start *fracking* him?! You've gone too far this time!" Starbuck yelled furiously. "Yeah, Apollo! Just because you've turned into an oversexed slut doesn't mean you have to right to force yourself on me!" Boomer put in angrily. "I ought to file charges!" "No, you don't understand! It was a mistake! I didn't mean to frack Boomer! If I'd have known it was him I would have never done it! It was the juice..." Apollo stammered. "Oh, so now I'm not good enough for you!" Boomer said indignantly. "You've got a lot of nerve Apollo. You're not going to get away with this! I'm going to make sure that you pay!" Starbuck stomped over to the wall comm. "Wait! No! Please! I'm so sorry!" Apollo pleaded. "I'll do anything to make it up to you! Please don't report this!" Starbuck and Boomer exchanged an evil look. "Anything?" the dark Lieutenant said slyly. "Anything! I swear!" The two Lieutenants exchanged an even more evil look. "Okay," Boomer said. "Take the robe back off and get on the bed." "W-what are you going to do?" Apollo squeaked. "You'll see." Boomer chuckled evilly as he tied the Captain to the bed. Meanwhile, Starbuck was rummaging around in the closet. When he returned he was carrying several items, some of which Apollo didn't even know what they were. "W-what are those? You're not going to hurt me are you?" The blond grinned wickedly as he fastened a leather harness around the Captain's still extremely erect cock and his balls. He held the next item up. "This is called a penis stretcher," he explained cheerfully. "Since you're just so hot with the ladies, I'm sure they'll appreciate anything *more* you can give them. Hehehehe!" "Normally you shouldn't use this sort of thing while you have a hard-on. Its makes it painful when you do that." Boomer chuckled. "But I'm sure you won't mind a little suffering after what you did to me." Apollo gasped in pain when Starbuck fastened the contraption on. "How long do I have to stay like this?" he moaned. "As long as we say," Starbuck said smugly. Boomer glued a set of sparkly tassels on the Captain's nipples while Starbuck went to work on his face with a make-up kit. "Come on, guys. Please don't do this," Apollo whined. They both ignored him as they began sprinkling glitter over his hair and body. When they were finished they left they extremely frustrated and aroused man lying there while they went into the other room to make love. The sound of Apollo pleading for release from the next room only spurred them on further. When they were finished they shared a bottle of ambrosa and had some snacks while their Captain wailed and moaned. Finally, they went back into the bedroom and release him from the bed. "Can I take this thing off now?" Apollo begged, reaching for the penis stretcher. "Not just yet," Boomer stated as he tied the Captain's hands behind his back. After he did so Starbuck sprinkled more glitter on the back of Apollo's body. Both Lieutenants stepped back to admire their work. Apollo was covered from head to toe with glitter. Sparkly tassels adorned his nipples and the cock harness and penis stretcher encased his organ. His face was painted like a heavily made up prostitute. "Perfect," Starbuck said. "Boomer, go get the camera." "You wouldn't!" A horrified Apollo screeched. "Oh, yes we would," Boomer smirked as he began taking pictures. When he was finished, he led the Captain out in to the living area. "Come on, guys! Haven't I suffered enough! Please let me go now!" Boomer and Starbuck looked at each other. "Okay," they both said. Then they pushed Apollo out the front door and into the corridor, hands still tied behind his back. ***** Part 7 (Betty) Apollo couldn`t believe his two best friends had thrown him out into the hallway naked and helpless. How the hell was he suppose to get untied by himself and make it back to his quarters. His quarters! That was it, if he went back there quickly he could find a way to cut the bindings and then get this damn cock stretcher off and then have a turbowash. Looking both ways and seeing that no one was about, he tip toed to the corner and peeked around the corner he saw the coast was clear and headed towards his rooms, checking behind him every once in while to make sure no one was coming. It took him a few centons to punch in the code, what with his hands tied behind his back the way they were, but he finally did and was met with another surprise. The women were starting to wake up. Rebeccablue was the first to see him. "Oh my, Apollo. I see you have gotten all dolled up for us." Sheba then chimed in. "Oh what a pretty slave you make Apollo" "Sl... sl... slave?" Apollo stammered. "N... n... no, you don`t understand." "Oh I think we do." Siress Belloby said as she walked to Apollo and stroked his trapped penis, "I`ve heard about these penis stretchers, I wonder how much longer we can get it." "What do you mean, what are saying?" Rebeccablue answered, "What she means is that we want to know how much longer you will get, what she`s saying is that the penis stretcher will remain on you until we decide to take it off." "But you can` t do that, please this thing is painful I was still hard when it was put on, I`m still hard you gave me too much juice," Apollo whined. "Oh poor baby, well maybe we`ll finish using you up for the night, but when you go limp again the stretcher goes back on." Rebbecablue told him. Then Rebeccablue roughly pulled the stretcher off the Captain, causing him to scream out in pain. They left his scrotum in the harness, with the stretcher dangling down between his legs. Then he was grabbed from behind and pushed into the bed room and thrown onto the bed, hands still tied behind his back. The woman then proceeded to take turns riding his thick hard cock that was now one half inch longer that it was before. They continued to use his body for their pleasure until he was completely spent and passed out from exhaustion. When they were done Rebbeccablue placed his cock back into the penis stretcher and tightened it up. ***** The next morning Apollo stood at attention in the Commander`s quarters as he received his new orders. The penis stretcher was firmly in place under his pants, done up in such a way that no one could tell he was wearing it. "Apollo, the Sapphire Queen has requested that a warrior be assigned to them for protection, as well as a guide around our fleet, they want to know as much as possible about our culture, but it seems some of the men have made rude remarks to them and they fear for their safety, we can`t have honoured guests living in fear on their visit with us, now because they already know you from your first visit to their planet, they have requested that the warrior be you, so I`m sending you to the Rising Star for the entire duration of their stay." Apollo swallowed, he knew exactly what these women wanted, and it wasn`t protection from the men of the fleet, more like the men needed protection from them but how did he explain that to his father, he would have to admit what he had done. "Father how long are they staying?" he asked instead. "For a while Apollo, they don`t get many visitors to their planet, and they don`t have space flight and would like as many of their people as possible to experience it, so we will be staying here for at least 4 sectons." "And I will be with them the whole time?" "Yes you will, now their ambassador is waiting for you on the launch bay, that very lovely Rebaccablue, such a pretty girl and she really likes you Apollo." "Yes Sir." was all Apollo could say. ***** Part 8 (Jen) Four sectons later Apollo returned to the Galactica a broken man. He was exhausted, had lost weight, and was walking *very* funny. He vowed to *never* take any of that juice again. He tried to ignore the snickers and strange looks he was getting as he hobbled back to his quarters. It was even more difficult to ignore the openly hostile looks he was getting from many of the men. Some of them even went out of their way to *accidentally* shove into him. While he was on the Rising Star he'd had alot of time to think, mainly because those women had kept him chained to a bed most of the time. He couldn't believe how awful he'd been acting. He wished he'd never heard of that horrible hard-on juice. How was he ever going to hold his head up in public again? Did he even have any friends left? He sincerely hoped he could patch things up with Starbuck and Boomer. The more he'd thought about it, the more he couldn't blame them for what they did to him. He vowed to seek them out first thing tomorrow and beg their forgiveness. With that in mind he went straight to his bedchamber and collapsed on his bed without even removing his boots. His last thought before drifting into oblivion was how wonderful it was to finally be in a bed alone. ***** The next day he tried in vain to find Boomer and Starbuck. They were definitely avoiding him. They'd both switched their patrol schedules so that they wouldn't be anywhere near the landing bay when he was. To make matters worse he'd slept with all of the female landing bay crew so they kept coming on to him. When he politely but firmly told him he wasn't interested in a repeat performance they got offended. They were now making his life a living hell. It seemed to be the same everywhere he went. Either he was getting grief from a female he'd after turned down their advances or he was getting grief from jealous husbands or boyfriends. He was practically run out of the OC when he went their to look for Starbuck and Boomer. The barman wouldn't even serve him. Just when he thought things couldn't get any worse he received a summons from a grim-faced Colonel Tigh. The Commander wanted to see him in his office immediately. ***** Part 9 (Betty) Starbuck was responding to a summons to the Commander`s office. When he arrived he found the Commander and Colonel Tigh talking with five women. Three off them he had seen before, one night on the Rising Star with Boomer. They were talking about him, he thinks. They were discussing a lieutenant Starbuck who had been the best lay at a party the week before and were hoping he was going to be at the party that was taking place the next night. That had been 4 sectons ago, the night Apollo was assigned to insure the safety of their guests. Problem was, Starbuck didn`t remember being at any party, or meeting these women. In fact on the night in question he had been on patrol with Boomer. "Starbuck, I have been informed that you know these five young ladies." "Ah, no sir." Adama gave the Lt. an icy glare. "Are you denying you had sex with all five of these woman at various *orgies* that have taken place on other ships in this fleet?" "Yes Sir, I am. I never attend orgies, Sir." "These woman came to me and now tell me that a Lt. Starbuck had gotten all five of them pregnant, are you the father of their unborn children?" "No Sir I am not." Starbuck said with confidence. "Excuse me Commander," the red headed women interrupted. "But you have the wrong Lt. Starbuck, the other one is the one who was at the parties." Adama stared at the woman. "Other one? There is no other one, this man is Lt. Starbuck, he`s the only Starbuck we have." "No Sir, we`ve seen the other Lt. Starbuck, in and out of uniform, at many parties, he`s tall with dark hair and the most beautiful green eyes you could ever see." Starbuck`s mouth dropped open. "Oh my lord, there is only one warrior with dark hair and green eyes." Adama`s face flushed red. "*I`ll kill him, I`ll castrate him with my bare hands*." Tigh stepped forwards, putting his hands on Adama`s shoulders in order to stop him from rushing out and finding Apollo. "Adama calm down, Apollo was due to return last night, why don`t I have him summoned here and then we can sort this all out." "Wait a centon," the blond woman interrupted. "Are you saying this man lied about who he was? What about these papers he signed are they still legal?" Adama looked at the woman, fire in his eyes. "What papers are talking about?" The smallest woman spoke up. "The papers he signed stating that if any woman at these parties became pregnant he would take custody of the child once it was born, I certainly don`t want it." "I plan on getting rid of mine," the girl call Rainbow said, named because of the fact that her hair was every colour of the rainbow. "Yeah, me too," the last girl said, no one was sure who she was. "You two have every right to 'get rid of it' if you want, although I don`t agree with what your going to do, but if Apollo is the man your talking about, then I will make sure he is legally bound by any and all papers he signed, no matter what name he signed them by." "Sir may I go now, I really need a drink?" Starbuck asked. "Of course Starbuck, I`m sorry for what my son did to you." "*Your not the one who has to apologize Sir*." Starbuck then turned and left the room at a fast trot, Adama prayed Starbuck didn`t see Apollo before he did, or there may be nothing left for him to discipline. "Alright Colonel, go and find my son and bring him here, and make sure the look on your face tells him he is in *big* trouble, I want him scared when he enters this room." "Yes Sir." Tigh saluted and went to get the Captain. ***** When Boomer arrived at Starbuck`s door he was greeted by a very angry man. When Starbuck explained why he was so mad Boomer just gaped at him. "Apollo went to orgies and fracked all those woman using your name?" "Yeah, can you believe it, I tell you Boomer when I get my hands on him I`m gonna kick his ass so hard." "I`ll hold him for ya." ***** Colonel Tigh followed Apollo up to Adama`s quarters, keeping the same grim expression on his face the whole time. Apollo knew he was in trouble, big trouble, but didn`t really want to find out what it was. When he entered his father`s outer room and saw the five woman sitting there, he had to fight to keep himself from wetting his pants. His father knew about the orgies. ***** Part 10 (Jen) Apollo stood before his father, trying to keep up his best impression of a respectful, humble pose. "You wanted to see me, Sir." He was embarrassed by the way his voice squeaked when he spoke, but was too frightened to let it bother him overmuch. Adama stood there with his arms folded over his chest and simply glowered at him. "S-sir?" the Captain stammered out when he didn't receive an answer. The Commander quirked an eyebrow at his son and then looked pointedly towards the five women. "I can explain!" Apollo said in a rush. "You see there was this juice and... and... then those women... and... and... then these women... and... and... everything just got out of hand!" "Everything just got out of hand," the Commander repeated. "EVERYTHING JUST GOT OUT OF HAND!!!!!" he roared. "I'd say it wasn't just your hands that were the problem! Now wouldn't you say?! These women have all filed a complaint. Each of them are claiming that you, 'Lieutenant Starbuck', is the father of their baby! What's more, they have documents signed by a 'Lieutenant Starbuck' stating that full responsibility for any children rests on the signer of said documents." "That's him alright! That's the man who got me pregnant!" Rainbow pointed to the dark-haired Captain. The other women spoke up and agreed that this was indeed the man that they had been carrying on with during recent orgies. "Would you care to explain to me not only how you came to be at these orgies but also why you would forge someone else's name on *legally binding* documents? Forged a name that happens to belong to someone who is supposed to be your *best friend* at that?!" Adama asked in a voice filled with barely controlled fury. "I-I-I w-well you see I..." Apollo couldn't remember ever being this frightened in his whole life. He looked at the thunderous face of his father, looked at the accusing eyes of the five women... then felt a warm wetness trickling down his pant legs. He really had wet himself! "Oh, for the love of God! Go to your quarters and change! Haven't you disgraced yourself enough for one day!" Adama fumed in a disgusted voice. "And Apollo, consider yourself confined to quarters until further notice." Apollo left his fathers office dejectedly. 'How did my life go so wrong so quickly?' The people he passed in the corridors were all snickering and pointing at him. Many of them were wrinkling up their noses in disgust. He knew he deserved their ridicule. Ever since being stranded on that damn planet and drinking that god-forsaken hard-on juice, his life had turned into a complete disaster. After what seemed like an eternity, he finally reached his quarters and stripped out of his soiled clothing to take a long turbowash. Wrapping himself in a robe, he ambled back out into the main living area and was startled to find Starbuck sitting on his longseat waiting for him. "I suppose you heard what happened?" The blond nodded, an unreadable expression on his face. "Yep." "You're pretty mad aren't you?" "Yep." The word was curt, clipped. "Did you come here to beat me up?" "Nope. I probably should though." "To laugh at me then?" "Nope. I don't find any of this funny." Starbuck's voice was tight. "Then what?" Apollo asked anxiously. "An apology? You don't know how sorry I am! If there was anything I could do to change things, to make things right..." The Lieutenant held up a hand to stop him. "An explanation is in order at the *very* least, wouldn't you say?" "Yes! Yes, of course!" Apollo sat down on the other end of the longseat and proceeded to explain exactly what had happened on the planet. He told him about the juice and how he'd practically gotten addicted to it. "I just felt so powerful and virile. You know, like you." He took his friend's hand in his own. "I've always wanted to be more like you." The blond gaped at him. "Like me? You think that's the kind of person I am?!" "Well, no. I'm sure you would never get yourself in such a horrible predicament as I managed to get myself into. But you can get any woman you want. Everybody likes you. And I'm just..." Apollo hung his head. "I'm just me." "The same you that has always been my best friend." "Now I've managed to ruin even that," the dark-haired man said miserably. "Not necessarily." Apollo looked up at his companion hopefully. "Really?" "Well, I admit I'm pretty angry. This has got to be the most horrible thing you've ever done to me." "I know." Green eyes were staring dejectedly at the floor. "We are still friends though." "Really?" New hope appeared in the Captain's eyes. "Really. And friends always stand by each other." "Even after the things I did...?" "What kind of a friend would I be if I didn't?" "A better one than I've been, that's for sure." "Oh, Pol. You know I could never stop being your friend. I love you, you big dope." ***** Part 11 (Betty) Dr. Salik stood and waited for the lab results the Commander had ordered on the five woman. Because they had gotten pregnant at orgies, Adama wanted to be sure their unborn children were indeed Apollo`s. Two of the woman were not even pregnant, and one refuses to take the test, she had opted for the easy way out and was furious when Salik told her she would have to find another doctor if she wanted to do that. She had left in a huff, which was fine with him. That left only two of the unborn to test. "Dr. those test results are back." Cassie said as she entered the room. "Thank you Cassie, Apollo doesn`t know how lucky he is, you know when I was his age we had to wait until the baby was born to test for paternity, but now with all this new fancy tests we have it can be done as soon as the mother is two sectons along, so what do we have here, well looks like these two woman were right, Apollo`s the proud papa." "Serves him right for the way he was screwing around, he was worse that Starbuck, but at least Starbuck took precautions and wore a glove." Salik just nodded as he went to tell Adama the results. ***** Apollo sat and stared at Starbuck, stunned. "Did you just say you loved me?" "Yes Apollo I did, and I do." Apollo smiled as he leaned towards his friend and kissed him. Starbuck wrapped his arms around Apollo and pulled him close, kissing him back. The next thing Apollo knew his robe was off and he was flat on his back on the couch, with Starbuck laying on top of him. Apollo moaned, his body shivered as Starbuck laid a line of kisses along his jaw and then continued down his neck not stopping until those soft lips reached his left nipple. Starbuck licked the tiny nub and gently nipped it, grinning at the sound of Apollo`s moan. But Apollo`s couch wasn`t very comfortable, so he quickly jumped up, then bent down and picked Apollo up in his arms and carried him into the bedroom and laid him on the bed. Apollo sat up and placed his hand behind Starbuck`s neck and pulled him into another kiss then asked, "Would you like to try that hard on juice? I promise it will be the best night of your life." "Oh really. Well, only if I get to pound that pretty butt of yours until it wears off." "I`m hoping you pound me so hard I won`t be able to walk for at least a secton," Apollo replied seductively. "Where is it?" Apollo got up from the bed and quickly went to the closet where he had hidden the box of Juice, the Sapphire women had given him enough to last for about ten yahrens. Apollo`s grin faded when he opened the closet door. The box was gone. ***** The box sat on the floor by the bed which was bouncing so hard that it`s legs were actually banging the floor. The first man lay on his back on the bed with his very hard cock up the other man`s ass. The second man was sitting facing the fist man and used his legs and arms to ride that hard cock up and down. "Oh, lords! We`ve been at this for over four centars now, how much longer can you keep it up, I`ve never been fucked by such a hard cock," Jolly screamed as he shot another load over his lovers cum covered belly. "*Yippee yahoo, ride me cowboy*!" Boomer yelled as he shot another load up Jolly`s ass. ***** Part 12 (Jen) The next day when Apollo was summoned to Adama's office Starbuck insisted on going with him. "You really don't have to do this, you know. I got myself into this mess, I should have to face the consequences by myself," Apollo protested. "Nothing doing. Your problems are my problems. We're a team. We always have been and we always will be," Starbuck said firmly. The Captain gave him a wide smile and then kissed him soundly. "What did I ever do to deserve a friend like you?" he asked after they pulled themselves reluctantly apart. "Well, for starters there was that really incredible thing you did with your tongue last night..." the blond began with a wicked grin. Apollo swatted his lover playfully. "Don't get me started. The Commander is waiting." ***** Commander Adama did not look at all happy when the two warriors entered his office. "Do you mind telling me what the Lieutenant is doing here?" he addressed his son. "Moral support, Sir," Starbuck answered crisply before his companion could say a word. "Moral support? Hrmmph! It's a sad state of affairs when *you* are actually in a position to provide *moral* support," the Commander snapped. Starbuck flushed but stood his ground. "Very well. The Lieutenant can stay. It's not like the entire fleet doesn't know by now the predicament you've managed to get yourself into," Adama glared at the Captain. "I've received the test results from Dr. Salik. According to his report you are the father two of the women's unborn children. You should consider yourself lucky that it wasn't more than that." Apollo stood there feeling stunned. He wasn't sure whether to be upset or relieved. His wingmate, however, didn't seem to be having the same problem. "Congratulations, Apollo!" the blond grabbed him up in a fierce hug. "You're going to be a father! I mean, a father again! Commander, does the report say what sex the babies are?" he asked excitedly. "Both of them are girls." Adama had to admit he was a little surprised at Starbuck's joyful reaction. He hadn't even known that the Lieutenant was particularly fond of children. "Two girls?" the Captain could only reply stupidly. "Yes, I bet they're going to be soooo cute! I hope they have their father's eyes!" Starbuck gushed. "You need to get in touch with these two women and figure out what you're going to do. These babies are *your* responsibility and they shouldn't be expected to suffer for your mistakes," the Commander admonished his son sternly. Apollo nodded mutely. "Don't worry about a thing Commander," Starbuck stated confidently as he ushered his wingmate out of the room. "We'll take care of everything." ***** The two warriors met with the two women about the babies futures. Neither of the young women were very happy to find themselves pregnant and they wanted nothing to do with raising a child. "I was just lookin' for a good time. That's why they have the men sign those legal papers, in case somethin' like this happens," the petite blond girl named Rittia whined. "Yeah. Nothing like this has ever happened to me before. I'd never even had sex until that one night. It's all your fault and when this baby is born you're taking it!" Beccalee, the dark-haired girl insisted hotly. "Ladies, ladies, you have nothing to worry about. Captain Apollo will be thrilled to raise the children. You can rest assured that they will be well taken care of," Starbuck soothed them. "Yeah, well he better. And I'll tell ya something else, I expect a little money as compensation for having to lose my figure while I'm pregnant. A girl can't get a man to buy her a nice meal when she's as big as a house ya know!" Rittia said. "Me too! It's the least he can do!" Beccalee agreed. "No problem, ladies. We'll have a lawyer draw some papers up and you'll get your money then," the Lieutenant said in his most charming manner. After the women left, Apollo stared at his friend for a moment before he wailed, "What am I going to do with two babies!" Starbuck put his arms around his friend. "*We're* going to do just what I said. Raise them." "Both of us?" the Captain looked searchingly at his love. "Both of us. Apollo, will you seal with me?" "Oh, Starbuck! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! I love you so much!" Apollo through his arms around his lover and hugged him so hard that his lover could barely breathe. ***** A secton later Starbuck and Apollo were sealed in a simple yet eloquent ceremony. The two women, Rattia and Beccalee, signed legal papers giving the two warriors sole custody of the unborn babies. Seven sectar's later the two proud father's brought their beautiful new daughters home from the life center. They named the girls Betty and Jen. Betty had dark hair and green eyes while Jen had blond hair and blue eyes. Both warriors were often seen happily pushing two matching pink strollers down the corridors. Passersby couldn't help but admire the two infant girls, often commenting that they had to be the loveliest babies ever born. Some of them secretly wondered if somehow through some medical technology the girls were indeed the biological children of *both* of the men. ***** As for Boomer, he took to wearing a cowboy hat while not on duty and was always walking bow-legged. Often shouts were heard coming from the barracks, things like "giddyup!" and "saddle up, we're going for a ride!" but nobody complained. In fact, the other male warriors were rarely ever seen without huge smiles on their faces. The End