Apollo's Snack
By Betty

A Sequel to Tigh`s Snack Time
Rating : NC-17 
Category: Slash
Pairing: Apollo/Starbuck
Disclaimers: I don't own them, I'm just borrowing them.
Distribution: Please Tell Me where.
Feedback: er.br@sympatico.ca



"Oh, no, Starbuck. I do not want to see that. No way, no how." Apollo cried as 
he pulled Starbuck out of his father's quarters. "But it does give me an idea."

"What kind of idea Apollo?"

"Come back to my place with me and I'll show you." Apollo whispered into 
Starbuck's ear.

"I think I'm going to enjoy this." Starbuck murmered to himself.

*****

Once in the Captains bed room Starbuck soon found himself bound to Apollo's bed. 
In the same way he had seen Adama bound to his desk, blindfold included. It didn't 
take long for him to feel something cold being laid against his hardening cock. 
Something cold and round. Other objects soon followed, as well as some thing being 
shoved up his ass.

"Aaaaapppppolllllloooooo, wwwwwhat are yyyyou dddddddoing?"

"Quiet slave, you'll find out soon enough." Apollo ordered as he started thrusting 
the object that was up his ass.

"Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh, I don't know what that is, but I like it."

Apollo stopped the thrusting, much to Starbuck's dismay, and reached for the can of 
whipped cream. Starbuck could hear him shake the can, and soon felt Apollo add it to 
whatever he had covered Starbuck's cock and balls in. Then he felt Apollo put a line 
of it up his abdomen, to his ribs, and a small dab on each nipple. But Apollo was 
not done yet.

Apollo hummed to himself as he put the finishing touches on Starbuck.

"A little chocolate here, some butterscotch there. Oh I can't forget the cherry."

"Apollo, what are you doing to me."

"Not yet Starbuck! I will let you see when I'm done." Apollo continued his humming 
as he added more of his ' goodies ' top Starbuck's body.

"OK, Starbuck. It's done. Sure you want to see?"

"YES, let me see what you've done to me!"

Apollo quickly removed Starbuck's blindfold and lifted his head to give him a better 
view.

Looking down at himself Starbuck gasped, "My lord, you've turned me into a.....
a.......what do I call myself?"

"Fruit salad, Starbuck. A nice fresh, extremely sexy fruit salad." Apollo grinned as 
he bent down and started cleaning off Starbuck's balls.

"OoooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhAaaaaaaaaaaaapppppppppoooooooollllllllllllllooooooooo
that feels sooooooooooo goooooooooood,' Starbuck moaned.

Apollo slowly licked and chewed the fruit off  Starbuck's groin, while at the same 
time thrusting and twirling the banana in Starbuck's tight ass, driving his lover 
mad with desire.

"Apoooooolllllllloooooooo whaaaaaat issss thaaaaat?"

"A banana Starbuck." Apollo cooed.

"Whaaaaat nooooooo, remember the laaasst tiiiiiime we plaaaaaaaayed wif a banana, it 
goooooot stuuuck." Starbuck tried to sound scared, but he was so turned on that his 
words came out in moans that caused Apollo to giggle.

"Would you like me to go and get Boomer to help?"

"Nooooooooooooooooo don't stooooooooooooop whaaaaaaa you doooooooing!"

Apollo's face was covered in whipped cream and chocolate. He looked so silly, that 
when he reached up to give Starbuck a kiss, Starbuck started laughing. He couldn't 
help it. The sight of Apollo with whipped cream on his forehead and chin, and 
chocolate around his mouth, he even had pieces of fruit on his nose and cheeks, 
anyone would laugh at that.

"What's so funny?" Apollo sniffed.

"Ha hahaha you look like a clown. Ha hahahah," Starbuck giggled.

"WELL!!! If that's the thanks I get for turning you on you can just..........you can just.........oh, GET THAT BANANA OUT OF YOUR ASS ON YOUR OWN, AND CLEAN YOUR SELF UP.
UMF." Apollo crossed his arms and pouted, as he went out to the kitchen.

Starbuck laid on the bed laughing for another five centons. Finally deciding that 
Apollo really wasn't coming he back to clean him off, he Started calling, "Apollo, 
come back." He didn't get an answer, so he called louder,  "Apollo come on, this 
isn't funny. How can I clean myself up if I'm tied to the bed? Apollo!"

Apollo yelled back, "That's your problem, you figure it out."

Starbuck's temper was getting the better of him know and he yelled back some thing he 
would soon regret.

"Apollo, you can be real baby when you don't get your way!"

Apollo came running back into the bed room screaming, "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME? A
BABY. WELL I`M GONNA SHOW YOU WHO`S A BABY!"

Apollo then went into the turbowash. Starbuck could hear him rummaging around in the 
linen closet, and throwing bottles of, what he assumed were, shampoo and body soap. A 
few centons later he returned, carrying a big towel, and some safety pins.

Climbing onto the bed, wearing nothing but an evil grin, Apollo said,  "Now we'll see 
who the baby is." And he shoved one end of the towel under Starbuck's butt. Swiftly he 
wrapped the other end over Starbuck's front and used the safety pins to fasten the two 
ends together at Starbuck's hips.

"There you go my love. You now have a clean diaper on. So tell me, who the baby is 
now."

"You are Apollo. Your a great big baby. This is just sort of thing a baby would do when 
he doesn't get his way." Starbuck's temper was rising even more, but so was Apollo's.

Jumping off the bed and stomping his feet Apollo announced, "Well if that's the way you 
want to play fine. I need a drink. You can just stay like that until I get back."

"Get back? Get back from were?"

"The officer's club. I told you I need a drink." Apollo then turned and walked out.

Starbuck just stared, wide eyed as Apollo left. He started chuckling as he heard the 
outside door close behind his very angry lover.

"I hope he gets  inside  the officer's club *before* he realizes that not only is his 
face still covered in whipped cream and chocolate, but that he's also still naked. Ha hahahahahah."

*****

Apollo was so angry at Starbuck that he didn't even notice the mess on his face, or 
the fact that he was naked. But the people he passed sure did. He received strange 
looks from everyone he passed. He couldn't understand their stares. He held his 
head the way he always did, and walked the same way. What did they think they were 
looking at, a moron? Passing a group of cadets, who had the nerve to point and giggle 
at him, was the last straw. He blew up at them, "WHAT? What's wrong with you people. 
Don't you have something better to do than stand around giggling at senior officers. 
Get out of here before I put you all on report."

The cadets ran down the hall, still giggling. Apollo almost ran after them when he 
heard them say,  "Lords what a weirdo he is."

"Don't forget pervert."

Instead he yelled after them. "PERVERT!!! WEIRDO!!! Starting tomorrow morning the 
whole lot of you will get a special lesson in respect. And your not going to like 
it."

Boomer heard Apollo yelling, and decided to go and investigate. "What's got him all 
riled up!" He thought to himself. Turning the corner, he almost ran right into the 
irate Captain. He stopped short, took a good look at Apollo, and burst out laughing.

Apollo's face flushed red with anger. "What do you think your laughing at 
*Lieutenant*?" Apollo said through clinched teeth.

Knowing Apollo's mood was dangerous at this point in time, Boomer wrestled the 
thought of telling him about his face, and state of undress. But decided he wanted 
to see this little show to it's end. So instead he just apologized.

"Sorry Captain. I was a.......just thinking about those poor cadets when you....
a....get at them tomorrow. So a ........were you off to this fine evening?"

"The officer's club. I need a drink." Apollo snapped back.

Boomer decided to follow. He had to see what happened when Apollo walked into the 
club. This was gonna be funny. He also wondered just what it was that Starbuck did 
that got Apollo so angry that he was walking the halls naked.

"So Captain, were is Starbuck tonight?"

Apollo stopped, turned to face Boomer, and calmly said,  "Back in my quarters, tied 
to my bed, wearing nothing but a diaper."

Boomer just stood there trying to imagine that. The thought of Starbuck tied to the 
bed was an attractive one, but wearing a diaper? "Oh Well," he shrugged, "if that's 
what they like."

The officer's club grew instantly silent when Apollo walked in. All eyes were on 
the naked Captain. Apollo glared at everyone. No one said anything, the glare warned 
them not to. Apollo walked straight to the bar and ordered an ale. The bartender 
quickly served the cold drink, trying hard to keep a straight face. Apollo grabbed 
the mug from the counter, but before he take a drink he heard the whispers.

"What is he doing?"

"I don't know, maybe he's sleepwalking."

"No. He's wide awake, and he looks mad about something."

The whispers made Apollo more angry. He turned on the others in the OC.

"What's the problem with you people. Haven't you ever seen a man who needs a drink?"

Bojay, the dirtiest, ugliest, boray in the fleet, had to be the one to say something.

"Maybe you should have washed your face before you came, you look like a clown. 
A..." He was about to say 'a naked clown' but Boomer quickly put his hand over 
Bojay's mouth. Looking the other warrior in the eyes he shock his head and whispered, 
"Don't say it, let him discover it on his own."

Apollo was furious at being called a clown by Bojay. First Starbuck, whom he loved, 
and now Bojay, whom he hated. His face was red with anger, yet he calmly said in a 
very menacing tone, "Boomer remove your hand from that boray's mouth so he can 
finish his sentence."

Before Boomer could do that, Commander Adama and Colonel Tigh walked in, both men 
still laughing about their earlier sexual encounter with the banana, and Starbuck 
walking in and seeing them. Adama suddenly stopped when he saw his son. "Apollo!!!! 
What in Hades do you think your doing standing in the middle of the officers club 
naked?"

"And with whipped cream and chocolate on his face?" someone added with a laugh.

Apollo looked down at himself, his drink splashing all over the floor, and then 
bolted out of the room. As the doors closed behind him, all he could hear was the 
entire club bursting out laughing.

"Starbuck, I'm gonna get you for this," he vowed.

*****

Athena was planning a special family dinner for the weekend, and needed to borrow 
Apollo's big frying pan . She didn't get an answer at the door, so she used his 
code to enter anyway. Once inside she thought she could hear some strange noises 
in the bed room. Smiling wickedly, thinking the noises were Apollo and Starbuck 
getting it on, she thought she might scare the pogees out of them.

Tip toeing up to the door, she jumped through it and yelled,  "Caught ya Apollo 
na na na na na... uh. Starbuck!"

"Hi Athena, say could you untie me. I seem to be stuck."

" Sure no problem. Were is Apollo?" Athena was stunned at the sight of Starbuck, 
tied to Apollo's bed, with a towel pined around his waist. He also had what looked 
like whipped cream and chocolate all over him, but considering what he was wearing 
she had to ask,  "That is chocolate on  you right, I mean this may sound crude but 
please tell me it's NOT something
else."

"Does it smell like something else? It's chocolate don't worry. And for your first 
question, Apollo went to get a drink. Naked." Starbuck grinned.

"WHAT! Your kidding, Apollo walked out of here naked, oh I wish I had seen that." 
She laughed.

"Well I plan on getting even with him for leaving me tied up wearing a diaper, plus 
another fine feature he left me with, excuse me Athena, I need to use the turbo 
flush."

"But Starbuck your wearing a diaper, just use that. Hahahahahahahaha."

"I don't think so."

*****

Athena waited for Starbuck in the kitchen. She wondered if Starbuck would let her 
help him get even. She always loved playing tricks on Apollo. When he came out, now 
fully dressed she asked him, "Well, I don't see why not. But lets not plan it here. 
He could back any time now. Lets go to the OC,  the long way around, so your big 
brother won't see us."

"Alright, lets go." Athena was almost dancing in delight.

*****

Starbuck and Athena left Apollo's quarters quickly. No sooner had they rounded 
the corner to go the 'long way '  to the OC, and Apollo rounded the other, running 
quickly and trying desperately to cover himself with his hands. A very comical 
sight that had everyone who saw him laughing.

Upon entering his quarters he immediately started yelling." Starbuck why didn't you 
warn me I was naked? "Your gonna pay for this. I'm gonna throw you over my knee and 
swat that pretty bottom of yours until... now where the hell did he go and 
how did he get away?"

Athena and Starbuck ran down the corridor, laughing and joking at Apollo's expense.

"I wish I could see the look on his face when finds that I'm gone." Starbuck laughed.

"Ya, too bad we didn't have vid camera, we could tape him dancing up and down having 
one of his temper tantrums." Athena added.

"Lords he can act like such a baby at times. Hahahaha, one time when he was sixteen, 
he threw such a big fit over something, that our mother actually gave him a bottle 
full of milk. She said 'if your gonna act like a one yahren old, I'm gonna treat you 
like a one yahren old,' it was so funny, he started stamping his feet and yelling 
that he wasn't a baby, hahahahahahah."

When the two reached the OC they were greeted by a still chuckling Boomer, "Hey you 
two seen Apollo, he put on quit a show here tonight, hey wait a centon, he told me 
you tied to his bed wearing nothing but a diaper. How did you get here?"

"Oh I found him and set him free. If anyone should be in a diaper it's Apollo." 
Athena laughed again.

"It seems the dear Captain didn't like me laughing at his face, but I couldn't help 
it he looked like a clown."

"Starbuck and I are gonna get him good Boomer, we just need a plan."

"Oh........ oh.......... oh.......... letmehelp." Boomer begged, his words running 
together.

Starbuck and Athena looked at each other and together said, "Sure." Then Athena 
said, "You get the vid camera."

"Why ?"

"So we can have something special to watch at the family dinner at the end of the 
secton. You are going to be there Boomer aren't you?" Starbuck said in sing song 
voice.

"Oh yeah, I'm her date."

So it was that Boomer joined Starbuck and Athena in their 'special plans' for Apollo.

*****

Apollo angrily pulled on his clothes. "How dare he get himself untied and out of that 
diaper, and just when I was all prepared to give him the spanking of his life too. 
Well Mr. Call Me A Baby Starbuck, I'm still gonna get you for not telling me I was 
naked." And with that said, Apollo stormed out the door to look for Starbuck.

Starbuck was in the OC with Athena and Boomer, planning what they would do to poor, 
unsuspecting Apollo. Athena and Boomer were both doubled over laughing. Starbuck 
however had a bad feeling this plan was going to back fire. On him!

Apollo roamed the halls of the Galactica, looking for Starbuck. He wasn't in the 
landing bay, or the launch bay. Apollo checked the bridge, no he wouldn't expect to 
find him there. He then checked the bunk room, may be a card game was going on, 
Starbuck wouldn't miss one of those. But no, Starbuck was not to be found there 
either. One warrior however said he had seen Starbuck enter the Officer's Club with 
Athena. Apollo thanked the ensign, then went straight to the club.

"With Athena is he, well now I have two reasons to punish my dear loverboy." he 
seethed out loud.

*****

In the OC Starbuck was getting more worried. "Look guys, maybe what your planning is 
going a little too far, I mean we don't want to end up in the brig."

Athena smirked at Starbuck, "I thought you wanted to get even with him for leaving 
you tied up, wearing nothing but a diaper?"

"Ya, that was kinda mean of him Starbuck. You don't really want him to get away with 
that do you, what if he does it again?" Boomer added.

Starbuck was about to respond, but he was cut off by the sound of Apollo's voice, 
yelling from the doorway, "*YOU*, how did you get yourself untied from my bed and 
out of that diaper?"

All eyes turned first to Apollo, then to Starbuck.

Bojay burst out laughing. "Diaper, Starbuck you still wear diapers?"

Everyone in the OC started laughing at poor Starbuck. Jolly, even though he was 
Starbuck's friend, couldn't help but ask, "Oh Starbuck , does the Captain change 
your nappies and give you a bottle before tucking you in at night?"

"And read you a bedtime story?" Someone else added.

Starbuck's face flushed red from embarrassment. He turned on Apollo "I am going to 
get you for this Apollo."

"Oh is the lieutenant threatening to punish me, a Captain, his superior officer. Well 
now we can't have that. "Apollo then marched over to Starbuck and pulled him out of 
the chair, "Time for you to learn some manners *Lieutenant*!"

Apollo then sat down on Starbuck's chair, while at the same time, pulling the 
lieutenant down across his lap. Apollo then proceeded to give Starbuck a very hard 
spanking. Right there in the OC, in front of everyone.

"This is for getting yourself untied. "SMACK, SMACK, SMACK." This is for getting 
that diaper off," SMACK, SMACK, SMACK, SMACK. "This is for leaving that diaper on 
my turbo flush floor," SMACK, SMACK, SMACK, SMACK, SMACK. "This is for not telling 
me I was still naked when I left you tied to my bed so I could come here and get a 
drink." 

SMACK,SMACK,SMACK,SMACK,SMACK,SMACK. "this is for making me look all over the ship 
for you," SMACK, SMACK, SMACK, SMACK, SMACK, SMACK,SMACK,SMACK." And this one is 
for mouthing off at me and threatening me when I came in here." SMACK, SMACK, SMACK, 
SMACK, SMACK, SMACK, SMACK, SMACK, SMACK, SMACK. These last ten were the hardest ones 
of all.

The only sound heard in the OC was Starbuck's ragged breathing. There he was, in the 
middle of the OC, in front of all his friends, in front of all those who were not 
his friends, laying across Apollo's lap. His face was red from shame and humiliation. 
His ass felt like it was on fire, and he was sure it was just as red as his face, if 
not redder. 'Thank God he didn't pull my pants down before he did this.' Starbuck 
thought to himself. Then Apollo grabbed his upper arms and pulled him up, only to 
forcibly sit him in the chair next  to him. Starbuck screamed out in pain as his butt 
made contact with the chair seat. Apollo stood up and looked around at the silent 
warriors.

"Well does anyone else have something to say to me?"

Everyone turned away from the Captain, all whispering, "No, no sir."

"Good, Starbuck you have ten centons to get your ass back to my quarters." Apollo 
ordered, as he turned and left the bar.

Breathing heavily, wincing in pain as he stood up, Starbuck said to Athena and Boomer 
"Whatever you two want to do him, count me in. As far as I'm concerned, there is no 
way you can go too far." Starbuck then walked slowly out of the OC. Unfortunately, he 
was in too much pain to go very fast, and it took him fifteen centons to get to 
Apollo's quarters.

And boy, did Apollo ever make him pay for that.

*****

A few days after the big spanking scene in the OC, Boomer and Starbuck were discussing 
their plans for revenge.

"Everything is ready for tonight, Athena has the vid camera, and we'll meet you and 
Apollo at the dining lounge." Boomer whispered to Starbuck.

"Great Boom-Boom, and I reserved the best private dining room on the Rising Star, the 
one with all the plants and flowers in it, cost me a sectons pay, but it's gonna be 
worth it."

The two chuckled about what they had in store for Apollo, both looking forwards to the 
evening's dinner.

*****

Boomer and Athena arrived one half centar early, so they would have time to get 
everything set up without Apollo finding out. When Starbuck and Apollo did arrive, 
Starbuck quickly slid behind the table, so he was sitting beside Boomer on the long 
round couch. Apollo just shrugged and sat down beside him. The waiter had already 
brought in a bottle of the finest Ambrosa, and it was chilled to perfection. When he 
came in to take their food order, Starbuck asked him to bring two more bottles of 
Ambrosa, after all there was four of them drinking it. Boomer then served out the 
first glasses of the fine wine.

They toasted to friendship, and good times, then each took a sip, or did they? Apollo 
certainly did, but he didn't notice that the others were really pretending to drink. 
When Apollo's glass was about half empty, Athena slowly reached over to the plant 
sitting next to her, and poured her full glass of Ambrosa into the pot. Sliding her 
hand under the table, she then took Boomer's glass from him, and proceeded to pour it 
into the flower pot. Starbuck had been keeping his hand under the table, and 
anticipated the feeling of Boomer taking the glass, so as he could hand it to Athena. 
When he felt the glass once more being placed into his palm, he grabbed hold of it, 
brought it to his lips, and grimaced at finding it empty.

"Oh, I don't remember finishing that. Boomer can I have a refill please?"

"Sure Bucko, I need one as well, how about you Athena?"

"Mmmm, yes please."

Looking over at Apollo Boomer said, "Hey Captain, don't you like your Ambrosa?"

"It's fine Boomer, I just don't drink as fast as you three." Apollo smiled.

"Well drink up big brother, tonight's a night for fun, don't be a party pooper,"
Athena teased.

The scene was replayed again, with drinks being poured into a flower pot, right 
under Apollo's unseeing nose, and Apollo drinking his glass empty. By the time the 
third bottle was almost empty, Apollo was quite drunk. The other's very sober.

Boomer then leaned over Athena and the two started kissing. A very passionate, 
lustful kiss. Apollo saw the two and wanted the same. He threw his arm around 
Starbuck's neck and pulled the lieutenant into the biggest kiss he could muster 
in his drunken state.

Starbuck pulled away, "Apollo, no, we are not alone, remember."

"It's OK, Boom and thena are doing same thing." Apollo's words were slurred, but 
Starbuck understood exactly what he wanted.

Smiling slyly, Starbuck said, "OK, let me see what you got big boy."

Athena started giggling as she turned on the music from the tape deck they had 
brought with them, a tape deck that Boomer has rigged so that when it was turned 
on the video camera they had borrowed, which contained a six centar long tape, was 
also turned on. Everything from this centon on was caught on tape.

Still giggling Athena said, "Come on Apollo dance for us."

It must have been the drink, for if Apollo had been sober, he would not have done 
what he was about to do.

Slowly Apollo stood and started swaying to the music, and slowly peeled off his 
clothes, throwing each article of clothing to Starbuck. Soon he was completely naked, 
and he seemed to have forgotten that Boomer and Athena were in the same room. Looking 
Starbuck in the eye, Apollo started stroking himself as he climbed on the couch, and 
straddled his lover.

"You like this Starbuck, you want this don't you, you want to take it in your mouth, 
feel it slide into that tight ass of yours, kiss it, kiss me while I strip you down 
and once I have you naked, I'm going to lick and suck every inch of that beautiful 
body of yours, make you all hot and turned on, and then I'm going to slide this into 
that tight ass, right were you want it, I'm going to make you scream out my name as 
you come."

Boomer and Athena jumped up, Boomer grabbed Athena's hand as he said, "I think we'll 
be going now." Starbuck and Apollo didn't notice them leave.

*****

Later that evening on the shuttle going back to the Galactica Boomer asked, "Well 
now, did you two enjoy yourselves?"

Smiling wickedly Apollo, who had sobered up, said, "Oh we enjoyed each other 
immensely."

Starbuck added, "It had to be one of the best dinners I have ever attended."

Athena whispered something to Boomer, who then jumped up and grabbed Starbuck's 
arm. Starbuck protested as Boomer pulled him into the back corner of the shuttle. 
"Starbuck where is the vid camera?"

"Oh frack!"

*****

Donner hated cleaning up after customers, especially the private dinning rooms. 
People always had sex in the private dinning rooms and always left little reminders 
of their activity on the seat cushions. He really hated having to clean that up. But 
tonight was different, he didn't mind them having sex tonight. As he was cleaning up 
after Captain Apollo and Lieutenant Starbuck ,he found a vid camera, with the video 
still inside. He had handed the camera in to his boss, but kept the tape. Now he sat 
alone in his quarters watching the best porn vid he had seen since the destruction, 
and once he made copies of it, he was going to be rich.

*****

As soon as the shuttle landed Starbuck and Boomer rushed to catch the next shuttle 
back to the Rising Star, they had to get that camera. Unfortunately, no more 
shuttles were going over tonight. They would have to wait until tomorrow.

"Boomer we can't wait until tomorrow, we gotta get that tape tonight, Apollo and I 
did some pretty wild things in that dinning room and it's all on that tape if it 
gets into the wrong hands......."

"Don't worry, I'll take my viper over and get it, you see to Apollo I don't like 
the way he's looking at us."

"Oh no. He knows we're up to something."

"Yeah, and he's gonna be pissed if that tape gets out."

*****

Donner called his Uncle, who was very interested in the tape. They would meet first 
thing in the morning , and start making copies. They would give the first copy they 
made to Commander Adama, as a gift. Donner slept very well that night.

*****

Boomer ran into the dinning lounge. No one was there, the place was dark, closed for 
the night.

"Oh shit now what, wait I can still check the room we had, nobody will know."

He headed down the corridor to the room the four of started out in, the door was open. 
Checking the corridor first and seeing no one, he slipped inside and checked behind 
the plant where he had set up the camera. It was gone.

"Great, now what...? I know, the office, if the bus boy found it he would take it 
to the owner and it would be in the office, Boomer you're one smart warrior."

Going quickly to the office Boomer found it locked. Peeking in the window he saw the 
vid camera, sitting on a shelf behind the desk. Figuring it was safe for now, he 
returned to the Battlestar. He would just have to find a way to get it in the morning.

*****

Apollo noticed how nervous Starbuck was and just couldn't take it anymore. "Starbuck 
what's the matter with you, you're acting like a man about to go to his execution, 
just what were you and Boomer whispering about on the landing bay, and why did he 
rush back the Star?"

"Um well um you see........ he um........ he lost something over there." Starbuck kind 
of lied.

"Lost something, what's so important that he had to rush back for it."

Starbuck had to think, he couldn't let Apollo know about the tape, not yet. so he 
came up with another lie. "It was a picture of um.........Athena." he stuttered.

"Athena......... why did he have to rush back for that?"

'Think Starbuck think,' the lieutenant said to himself, then said to Apollo, "Well 
you see, um, it was a naked picture."

"WHAT!"

"Naked you know, she was naked........ in the picture, and he lost it."

"*Are you telling me that Boomer took pictures of my sister NAKED and then lost 
one?!*"

"Well Apollo......... yes, that's what happened." Starbuck knew he was getting Boomer 
in deep trouble, but lords he couldn't tell Apollo the truth, could he? And besides, 
Boomer did have nudes of Athena, they had asked Starbuck to help take them, Boomer 
was in some of them. So he really wasn't lying that much.

"Well he had damn better find it , do you know what could happen if that got into 
the wrong hands, I'll kill him."

"Oh don't worry, I'm fully aware of what could happen." Starbuck was really sweating 
now.

*****

Boomer landed his viper and rushed to Athena's quarters.

"Boomer did you get it?" Athena was frantic with worry.

"No, it's locked in the restaurant owner's office, but I can get tomorrow, I'm sure."

"Boomer what about the tape, what if it's gone?"

"Well I guess it'll make Starbuck and Apollo really famous." Boomer tried to smile, 
didn't succeed.

*****

Commander Adama eyed the small package that the boy had just delivered. He didn't 
like it when he received something without a return address. It always spelled trouble. 
Examining the package closely he didn't see any evidence that this was a bomb, so he 
picked up a letter opener and slowly cut the package open. Shacking out the contents 
he saw a video tape, and a short, typed letter.

Commander Adama,

I have sent you a tape that I'm sure you will enjoy. Watch it in the privacy of your 
quarters, alone. Please be patient Adama, and soon you will receive instructions on 
what to do so that copies of this wonderful tape do not fall into the wrong hands. 
You wouldn't want the entire fleet learning about this now would you?

The letter was unsigned. Adama slowly inserted it into his player and sat back to 
watch what this blackmailer had sent him.

*****

Boomer stood at attention in front of Apollo. He had told Starbuck that he would take 
the rap for the camera, he had been the one to rent it after all, and he did set it up. 
Now he was in the duty office receiving the wrath of Apollo.

"I was told you lost a photo of Athena, Starbuck said nothing about a video tape," 
Apollo's eyes bore into Boomer

"That's because Starbuck didn't know about the tape, Athena and I decided not to tell 
him the truth, see we wanted to surprise you guys with the tape, but then we forgot 
about the camera and I had to think of an excuse to go back and when Starbuck asked 
what was wrong I lied," Boomer rambled.

"SURPRISE US? Oh this is a really big surprise you and my dear sister cooked up, do 
you know what could happen if the wrong person has gotten ahold of that tape?" Apollo 
raged.

"You and Starbuck become porn stars?" squeaked Boomer.

Apollo flushed red as he lunged at Boomer and wrapped his hands around the 
lieutenant's throat. "I COULD STRANGLE YOU FOR THIS!"

"Apollo that's enough, let go of Boomer now," Apollo just barely heard his father 
yell at him from the doorway. "I could hear you yelling all the way to the lift, now 
calm down boy so we can talk about this." Adama threw the video onto the desk and 
closed the door.  "Seems the wrong person has gotten ahold of it and is already 
blackmailing me with it."

Apollo sat down heavily in his chair. "Oh God," was all he could say.

"I'm sure you'll agree that the rest of the fleet doesn't need to know how much you 
and Starbuck enjoy spanking each other, as well as the other *very* kinky things you 
two did last night. I will admit though that the food play did give me ideas, 
especially those carrot sticks," Adama grinned.

Apollo covered his face with his hands as he remembered putting the collar and leash 
on Starbuck and then riding him like a pony. "You saw everything?" He moaned.

"Oh yes, it's was a very interesting show Apollo, very interesting indeed."

***

TBC



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