Title: Bananas Jubilee
Author: Betty & Bob
Rating: NC-17
Category: Slash
Pairing: Apollo/Starbuck/Boomer
Disclaimer: I don't own them.
Distribution: Please let me know where.
Feedback: er.br@sympatico.ca
Summary: The guys have some fun with bananas.
*****
(Bob's part)
Ok you slashers, Betty`s gone out for coffee with one of her friends, so
now it`s my turn. This is what happens to characters who get cats named
after them.
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
I`d do it to him myself but he`s not here!!!!
Inside Apollo's apartment the boys sat eating bananas. Nice long ripe but
still firm, bananas. Suddenly Starbuck had an idea. He started rubbing the
banana up and down his crotch, making sure Apollo had a real good view.
Both men were getting real turned on by this and soon they both had real
bad hard ons. Suddenly Apollo grabbed Starbuck and ripped his pants off
and threw him over onto his stomach and started to tease his hole with the
banana. Starbuck's moans kept getting louder and louder as he got more
turned on, until he couldn't take it anymore and he begged Apollo to give
it to him. Apollo then shoved the banana up Starbuck's ass and started
pumping him with it.
"HARDER! HARDER!" Starbuck screamed until he finally came. Then apollo
pulled the banana half way out and pulled the peeling away and started to
eat the banana. All of a sudden the banana slipped back into Starbuck's
ass, disappearing, peeling and all inside. Starbuck jumped up and down
screaming, "GET IT OUT, GET IT OUT!' but there was nothing Apollo could
do, it was STUCK.
So girls what are you going to do now? Your precious Starbuck has a banana
STUCK UP HIS ASS.
hehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
LOVE BOB
*****
(Betty's part)
Apollo had to think a centon. How to get a banana out of there? "I know
Starbuck, I`ll call Cassi, she's a med tech, she'll know what to do." Poor
Starbuck wasn't to sure about calling in a third party, but he couldn't
stay like this, so he allowed apollo to make the call.
After Cassi had stopped laughing she told apollo to simply get Starbuck to
lay down and relax, "Then just do whatever the two of you would normally
do together, you must perform foreplay on each other, and Starbuck just
think of it as a butt plug, I know from experience you like those."
Turning off the comm link Apollo laughed, "You used a butt plug when you
were with Cassi?"
"Well.....yes sometimes she'd use a butt plug or a dildo on me. So what?
She has some very nice vibrators you know. Some of them you can't get in
regular sex toy shops. Remember she used to be a socialator and knows all
kinds of tricks."
Apollo mulled this over a bit, thinking it might be fun to have Starbuck
make love to him while using a vibrator on Starbuck at the same time. His
thoughts were interrupted by a knock on the door. "Go into the bedroom
Starbuck and calm down."
Starbuck went into the other room while Apollo answered the door.
"WHATS GOING ON IN HERE?!" Boomer shouted at him, "We could hear Starbuck
screaming all the way down the corridor."
Apollo pulled Boomer into the room and explained what had happened. Boomer
cracked the biggest grin in his life and doubled over laughing. "Do you
need any help getting it
Out?" he laughed.
"Well now," Apollo grinned, "I was thinking of something else, but you
know, a threesome doesn't sound all that bad."
"I'm game," Boomer replied, "but will Starbuck agree?"
"Lets find out."
"After you Captain."
The two men entered the bedroom to find Starbuck on the bed masturbating.
"I'm just trying to see if I can get it out Apollo, plus I could hear you
two talking out there, and got really turned on at the thought of having
both my best friends at the same time."
Don't worry Starbuck, Boomer and I will take care of that banana, and yes
you will get both of us."
Apollo lay down in front of Starbuck and Boomer in behind. Slowly they
started kissing Starbuck's neck and shoulders. Apollo moved down and
started sucking and nibbling his nipples, while Boomer paid attention to
that perfect back, licking and kissing his way down to Starbuck's firm
round cheeks as Apollo reached the navel, sucking, licking and kissing
Starbuck's belly. Apollo started sucking on Starbuck's cock at the same
time Boomer started licking his butt crack. The feeling of having his cock
sucked and his ass licked at the same time was to much and he came with
more force than ever before.
As his body relaxed after his incredible orgasm, Boomer saw the end of the
banana peel sticking out and gently pulled on it. The other half of the
banana came out with no problem, but now both Apollo and Boomer were
completely turned on. Both men stood up and slowly shed their clothing
giving Starbuck a good view of those beautiful, magnificent bodies,
turning him on all over again. He reached up and started stroking those
two big beautiful hard cocks in front of his face, and sitting up he
licked and kissed each one in turn. He first gave Apollo's a little suck,
then Boomer's. Teasing each man just a little. Apollo reached down and
stroked Starbuck's cock, while Boomer gently squeezed his balls.
"Lay down Apollo, so I can get to you properly," Starbuck whispered.
Apollo laid down and Starbuck positioned himself between his legs and
sucked that beautiful cock all the way down and Boomer moved up to the
head of the bed so Apollo could enjoy the taste of his.
Starbuck grabbed the half of the banana and mashed it all over his hand
and slowly pushed one finger into Apollo. When he felt Apollo was ready he
added a second finger and then a third. Slowly and gently getting Apollo
ready for him, using the banana as lube. When Apollo started to moan with
pleasure Starbuck removed his fingers and wiped his palm over his cock
,spreading the rest of the mashed banana all over it. He raised Apollo's
legs up over his shoulders and gently pushed himself deep inside. While
Starbuck was doing this Boomer went and peeled another banana and quickly
mashed it all over his own cock. He the positioned himself behind Starbuck
and entered him with one quick thrust.
Starbuck had never felt this wonderful before. This was a dream come true.
He was with his two best friends in the whole universe. Making love to
Apollo while Boomer was making love to him. It didn't take long for them
to set up a good rhythm. Starbuck thrusting into Apollo and then coming up
to meet Boomer's thrust. Apollo could feel the added weight from Boomer
and found it helped shove Starbuck's cock deeper into him, driving him to
ecstasy.
Boomer couldn't believe he was finally getting to make love to Starbuck.
He had wanted this for so long, so what if he had to share him with
Apollo, they were best friends and besides he wanted Apollo as well, he
loved both men equally.
The three men could feel their orgasms building and as Boomer thrust
deeply into Starbuck, pushing him down onto and into Apollo, the three of
them came together in unison, moaning each other's names.
Slowly they relaxed together. A tangle of arms and legs, caressing and
kissing each other until their breathing returned to normal. When their
heartbeats had slowed down and they were breathing properly again Apollo
said, "Next time I get to be in the middle."
"Hey, when's my turn?" Boomer asked.
"The next time after that." Starbuck answered.
The three men fell asleep in each other's arms, each dreaming of his turn
in the middle and knowing that they would be together forever.
The End