Title: Crash Landing Author: Betty Date: Nov 2000 Rating: NC-17 Category: Slash Pairing: Starbuck/Apollo Disclaimer: I don't own them. Distribution: Please let me know where. Feedback: er.br@sympatico.ca Summary: A spelling challenge story. Okay I tried this as well. I believe I used all the words. Wheat, seat, peach, sour, much, sweet, salty, when, where, and shift. But I spelled them all wrong. (jk) Betty Apollo hit the ground with a thud. Looking up he saw that he had landed in a field of wheat. Quickly he unbuckled the straps and got up from his seat, only to see Starbuck running over to him. "Apollo what happened?" Starbuck said anxiously. "Well, while we were scouting out the landscape I was eating a peach, but I dropped it, so I bent down to pick it up and somehow I hit the ejection button." Starbuck gave him a sour look, "Apollo that sounds like so much felgergarb." "Oh Starbuck, you have such a sweet way about you," Apollo said sarcastically. Starbuck grinned seductively at Apollo, and wrapped his arms around the captains waist, kissing him. "You know, it's going to be a while for the shuttle to get here and pick you up, why don't you let me taste that salty goodness of yours." "Oh I don't know, when is shuttle due to get here?" Apollo whispered. "They said it would be at least two centars." Starbuck said, as he kissed his way down Apollo's neck. "Ohhhhhhh and just where is it going to land?" Apollo moaned. "Oh I don't know, Boomer is flying it this shift, and you know Boomer he's always looking for good photo opportunities." "Oooooooohhhhhhhhh oooooookaaaaaayy," Apollo moaned loudly, as Starbuck laid him down in the wheat field and the two made wild passionate love. The End