Title: Frankie And The Daggit
      Author: Betty aka Lt. Cookies

      Rating: NC-17
      Category: Slash
      Pairing: ?
      Disclaimer: I don't own them.
      Distribution: Please let me know where.
      Feedback: er.br@sympatico.ca

      Summary: A silly TAT/BSG cross over that's all Glenda`s fault because she 
      put this stupid idea in my head and it wouldn't go away.


      Frankie tip toed through the corridors of the Battlestar Galactica. The 
      rest of the team wouldn't let him join in the fun with Starbuck, Apollo, 
      Commander Adama, and Colonel Tigh. So he decided to go looking for his own 
      fun. Suddenly he heard a strange barking. Turning the corner he saw the 
      strange looking dog. It didn't look real.

      "Come here boy, come to Frankie. I won't hurt you."

      The dog slowly made it's way towards Frankie. Looking more closely at the 
      strange animal Frankie saw that it was some sort of robot.

      "You must be that droid I heard Starbuck and Apollo talking about. Are you 
      Muffy?" Frankie said.

      Muffy barked in reply.

      Frankie grabbed Muffy and carried him to the storage room he had passed. 
      Once inside he quickly removed his clothes and kneeled behind Muffy.

      "Little doggie, I'm gonna give you a ride," Frankie sneered.

      Frankie placed his short hard dick next to Muffy`s tail and started 
      thrusting against it, moaning at the sensation. Muffy`s ears twirled as he 
      cocked his head. His built in sensors told him exactly what Frankie was 
      doing. Muffy became angry, no one had ever done this to him and he wasn't 
      about to let this guy get away with it. He let out a growl that Frankie 
      thought was some kind of droid moan, and spun around quickly. Before 
      Frankie had time to react, Muffy clamped his metal jaws around Frankie`s 
      cock and bit down.

      "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! HE BIT OFF MY COCK! HE BIT OFF MY COCK!" 
      Frankie screamed.

      Muffy jumped at the door, knocking it open, and ran down the corridor, 
      Frankie`s cock still in his mouth. Frankie ran after Muffy, holding his 
      bleeding balls and screaming, 
      "COME BACK WITH MY COCK! COME BACK WITH MY COCK!"

      The screams were heard by Apollo, Starbuck, Face and Murdock as they lay 
      relaxing in Apollo's big bed. Murdock jumped off the bed as he said, 
      "That's Frankie, what the hell is he screaming about?"

      Apollo threw on a robe and ran out to the corridor. Looking down towards 
      the source of the screams he saw Muffy running towards him, carrying 
      something in his mouth, and Frankie was chasing him, holding his balls and 
      screaming, "COME BACK WITH MY COCK! COME BACK WITH MY COCK!"

      From the other end of the corridor Apollo heard BA yell, "YOU CRAZY 
      FOOL,YOU TRIED TO RAPE THAT POOR DOG! YOU'RE LUCKY YOUR COCKS ALL YOU 
      LOST!"

      Apollo was horrified, looking at Face and Murdock he said, "Your friend 
      ruined my son's daggit, I'm gonna have to throw him out an air lock now 
      and then another made before he gets home from school."

      Face replied, "He's not our friend, we just got stuck working with the 
      creep."

      "Face is right, who would want to be friends with somebody who likes to 
      rape dogs?" Murdock added.

      Then Starbuck came out, fully dressed and said, "Cut the felgergarb, lets 
      get rid of it and then get Wilker to make another Muffy quick."

      Starbuck grabbed Muffy as he came by the door and ran to the nearest air 
      lock. Opening the door, he threw Muffy inside  and pressed the button. 
      With a whooshing sound Muffy was swept out the air lock.

      No one noticed until it was to late that Frankie`s cock was still in the 
      metal jaws. No one but Frankie that is, who quickly opened the door and 
      ran inside the air lock compartment.

      "MY COCK! GIVE ME BACK MY COCK!" Frankie screamed.

      Suddenly the whooshing sound was heard again, and Frankie was gone. 
      Everyone looked around. BA and Colonel Tigh had joined them, as well as 
      Commander Adama and Hannibal. Hannibal put a fresh cigar in his mouth, 
      set a match to it and said, "I don't know what came together, but I 
      loved it."


      The End


           

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