Title: Halloween In The Hills
Author : Betty
Rating: R-some sex not much though sorry, and also for Horror.
Category: Slash
Disclaimer: I don't own them, I'm just gonna scare them.
Distribution: Please let me know where.
Feedback: er.br@sympatico.ca
Summary: It's Halloween, enough said.
Murdock handed the last of the kids their candy and turned off the porch
light. Another night of trick or treating was over, and now it was time to
relax.
"Hey Face, we still have lots of candy bars left, guess you were right I
did buy to much."
"That's OK Murdock, we can eat it, I always loved chocolate."
"ARE THOSE KIDS DONE COMING TO THE DOOR?" they heard BA scream from the
kitchen.
Rolling his eyes Face replied, "Yes BA, it's all over no more kids in
scary costumes for another year. I don't understand this BA, I thought you
loved kids "
"I do love kids, no one can say I don't."
"Well your not acting like it tonight, I thought you would have been right
out here handing out this candy, instead of hiding out in the kitchen all
night like a big chicken."
"Hey Faceman, you better not be making fun of me," BA stormed into the
living room, "One of them little kids could have been a real ghost or
goblin, ya can never tell on Halloween." BA really was scared.
"Aw come on, BA, you can't tell me that a big ugly mudsucker like you
believes in ghosts." Murdock chuckled.
"They's real you fool, and if you were smart you'd believe in them too."
BA tapped his finger on Murdock's chest.
That's when the lights went out.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" BA screamed. " I KNEW IT I KNEW IT, SOMETHING BADS GONNA
HAPPEN IT ALWAYS DOES ON HALLOWEEN, AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
"Cool it, BA it was probably just a breaker, I'll go down stairs and check
it out " Face calmly said.
"NO! NO ONES GOING DOWN STAIRS!" BA screamed then catching his breath he
added, "we're all staying together, we have to make sure no one gets hurt,
or worse."
Rolling his eyes again Face said, "Okay BA, we'll play it your way, but at
least let us build a fire and light some candles.
"Alright, but we go into the kitchen together, no one can be alone."
Face and Murdock decided to humor BA, so the three tip toed into the
kitchen. Face felt really silly, Murdock thought it was fun, BA was
shaking in fear. As Face was rummaging in the drawer for the candles, they
heard a tapping at the window.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!" BA screamed again as he threw his huge arms
around Face and Murdock's necks, pulling them in close to his body, "IT`S
A GHOST, OR A GOBLIN MAYBE EVEN A WITCH, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
"BA, let us go, your choking us." Face gasped.
BA let go of their necks, "Sorry guys, but that tapping really scared me."
"BA it was probably just a tree branch hitting the window." Murdock said.
"Yeah, yeah your right, Murdock, guess you're not as big of a fool as I
thought." BA was sweating now as well as shaking.
"I got the candles BA, now lets go and light them and build that fire, and
we'll stay warm and safe till morning," Face smiled.
"Hey man, you making fun again?"
"No BA, now come on, I would like to get more comfortable."
"While you do that, I'll get some milk and cookies."
"Great Idea Murdock. It'll help BA sleep."
"I ain't sleeping, not tonight, when you sleep Freddie comes."
Face stared at BA, "Um, BA, Freddie isn't real, he's just a character in a
movie."
"Yeah well , ghosts are real I know they are, and they always come out on
Halloween night, you'll see, Murdock, hurry up with them cookies."
Murdock was glad BA decided to go out with Face, it allowed him to put
some sleeping juice into BA's glass. Maybe he and Face would have some fun
together after all.
Twenty minutes later, the fire was roaring, the cookies and milk were all
gone, and BA was snoring like a buzz saw. Face had laid a soft blanket on
the floor in front of the fire place, Murdock had retrieved the wine and
glasses from the kitchen, and now the two lovers planned on spending the
rest of the night having very hot sex.
Face was laying on his back on the soft blanket, while Murdock sucked and
licked his hard cock, sending him to heaven. When Face's moans became
constant, and loud, Murdock reached for the tube of lube, in order to
prepare his fingers.
Then someone knocked, very hard, on the living room window.
Both men looked at the window.
"It's probably Hannibal, trying to scare us," Face scoffed.
"Yeah, you're right, it sounds like something he would do, good thing BA's
asleep," Murdock chuckled.
"We'll just ignore it."
With an evil grin Murdock continued where they had been rudely
interrupted, bending down and taking Face back into his mouth and
inserting one lubed finger into Face's puckered opening.
"Oh Murdock, that feels so good."
"You want more?"
"Oh yes, please."
The knocking came again, harder, louder.
"Face that knocking is getting on my nerves."
"Mine too, lets give him a treat for his little trick."
"What?" Murdock laughed.
"Lets go to the window ,and open up the curtains , give Hannibal something
real nice to look at " Face grinned.
"Hahahahaha, that'll teach him for trying to scare us."
They tip toed to the window, each reaching and taking a hold of a curtain.
The knocking came again, a little harder this time.
The two grinned at each other and threw open the curtains.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! THAT`S NOT HANNIBAL!" they screamed.
The thing standing outside the window was only three feet tall. It had
short sharp horns on it's oversized, pumpkin shaped head, eyes the size of
baseballs, a nose that looked like a squashed tomato, and a huge mouth,
the size of a bread plate, full of sharp pointed teeth. It was dressed in
a black ragged robe. They screamed again as the thing smiled at them.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! IT`S A GOBLIN!!" they
screamed together.
"SHUT THE CURTAINS!" Murdock screamed.
"GET THE GUNS!" Face screamed.
"WAKE BA!"
"WE CAN`T WAKE BA YOU PUT SLEEPING JUICE IN HIS MILK!"
"OH YEAH..........GRAB HIM UNDER THE ARMS AND WE`LL PULL HIM OUT THE BACK
DOOR!"
They grabbed BA, dragging him to the kitchen. Then they heard the knocking
on the back door. They dropped BA, who hit the floor with a thud, and
Murdock tip toed to the door, and peeked out the window.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!" he screamed
"WHAT?! WHAT?!" Face screamed back.
"HE`S AT THE BACK DOOR!"
"UPSTAIRS! UPSTAIRS! WE CAN HIDE IN THE CLOSET!" Face screamed back.
They grabbed BA's arms again and pulled him up the stairs, his nose
banging each step on the way. When they reached the top, they heard
knocking on the front door.
"AAAAAAAAAA! FACE! FACE! WHAT WE GONNA DO?! WHAT WE GONNA DO?! IT WANTS
INSIDE!"
"WELL IT`S NOT GETTING INSIDE!"
They ran to the master bedroom, opened the closet door and threw BA
inside, getting in themselves they closed the door and huddled into the
back corner, holding each other close, shaking in fear. They planned on
staying there until morning.
Or so they thought.
Suddenly they heard a crashing sound downstairs.
"Face, I think he just broke the door down."
"Shhhhh quiet, we don't want him to know were we are." Face's voice
cracked with fear.
The two men huddled together, trembling in fear.
"Face.......I gotta go to the bathroom."
"Yeah me too."
"This would be funny if I wasn't so damn scared." Murdock said. Face just
looked at him.
Then BA started snoring again.
"Oh no, he's gonna hear that, he'll find us." Murdock whispered.
"Roll him over." Face whispered back.
They rolled him over onto his side, it didn't work. They found a dirty
sock, balled it up and shoved it in his mouth, then tied one of Face's
ties around his head to hold it. The snores were muffled, but still loud.
Then the closet door flew open.
There, standing in the closet doorway, were two very ugly goblins, wearing
great big evil smiles. Drool was dripping from their mouths, running down
their chins. Face and Murdock screamed again as the two creatures reached
for them.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! GET AWAY! GET AWAY!"
They kicked the things in the stomachs, and dove out of the closet, only
to see three more goblins in the bed room. Grabbing Murdock's hand Face
screamed, "COME ON MURDOCK WE`RE GETTING OUT OF HERE!"
Face pulled Murdock out into the hallway and down the stairs. He could
hear one of the goblins making a funny choking sound, thinking it was a
normal goblin sound he screamed again. When they reached the bottom of the
stairs they found the way blocked. The goblins had taken all the chairs
and tables from the living room and stacked them on top of each other in
front of the door. Then they had turned the sofa on to it's side, and
leaned on the stack, holding everything in place.
"FACE! THE BACK DOOR, WE GOTTA GO OUT THE BACK DOOR!"
Pulling Murdock with him face ran into the kitchen. They slipped and fell.
The goblins had covered the entire floor with mashed banana and whipped
cream. "Oh GOD THEY PLAN ON EATING US FOR DESERT! WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE
MURDOCK OR WE`RE GONNA DIE!"
"I DON`T WANNA BE GOBLIN FOOD FACE RUN, RUN FOR OUR LIVES!"
Face and Murdock pulled themselves up and slipped and slid to the back
door, which was wide open and hanging crookedly by it's hinges. This must
the what the crashing sound they heard from the closet. Running outside
Face saw more goblins standing around the yard, and quickly changed
direction. They ran up the side of the house towards the front. All the
time the two were praying there were no more goblins out front, standing
waiting, knives and forks ready. If goblins used knives and forks. Maybe
they would just catch the two men and sink their teeth in to them, eating
them alive. BA would know.
Face stopped, "BA, we left BA in the house."
"Too late, Face, he's dead, I know it, the goblins ate him."
"Poor BA."
"Poor poor, BA." Murdock cried. Suddenly they heard the goblins behind
them again. "WE BETTER GET OUTA HERE BEFORE THEY EAT US!"
Once more they started running and screaming. Warning the neighbors. "HELP
US! HELP US! THE GOBLINS ARE COMING! THE GOBLINS ARE COMING!"
Suddenly the driveway was lit up with two very bright lights.
"AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA!" the two screamed, and Murdock added, "LEAVE US
ALONE! LEAVE US ALONE! PLEASE DON`T EAT US LIKE YOU DID OUR FRIEND!"
"What the hell do you two think your doing, out here screaming like that,
and naked to boot." Hannibal was standing there, laughing and yelling at
them.
Face took deep breaths, "Hannibal..........BA..........goblins........ate
him."
"What you talking about fool, you been hanging around Murdock too long."
Face turned and saw BA, standing there holding his nose. "I think you two
broke my nose when you were pulling me up those stairs, you're gonna pay
for that."
"But......but........but.........you were sleeping.........."
"Naaaaaaa, Hannibal switched the sleeping juice for water, I was just
pretending to be asleep, almost lost it a couple times too,
hehehhehehehehehehe."
Then a little midget, carrying a big ugly mask came around the house.
"Hey, Mr. Smith, when you and this big guy here hired me and my men for
this little stunt you didn't say anything about this guy here," points at
Murdock, "crapping all over one of my men."
Hannibal doubled over laughing, "Hahahahahahaha. I love it when a scare
comes together."
The End