Jen Quotes Page One

Jen: "You do any travelling?"
Cristian: "Yeah. From my apartment to here, back, and here..."
Jen: "That is the saddest thing I've ever heard."

(Jen runs into Cristian at the Break Bar)
Jen: "Fancy meeting you here."
Cristian: "I work here - remember?"
Jen: "Then, fancy meeting me here!"

(Cristian is surprised to learn that Jen has a family)
Cristian: "So, you actually have a father-"
Jen: "And a mother, and a brother. Did you think I was cloned?

(Jen wouldn't tell Cristian her name, so he wondered what he could call her)
Cristian: "So, what am I supposed to say? 'Hey, You'?"
Jen: "Or 'Hey, Beautiful', I answer to both."

Cristian: "Are you ever for real?"
Jen: "You know, funny, I ask myself the same thing all the time."

Cristian: "I give up."
Jen: "Good idea."

Cristian: "Well, I think everybody's got to have someone to turn to."
Jen: "That's what all the songs say anyway."

(To Cristian, about her Lindsay and Sam's divorce)
Jen: "It's a total drag, believe me."

Jen: "I don't believe in fairy tales anymore. Twenty bucks says that two years after 'happily ever after', Cinderella was going after every guy that came anywhere near the castle, and the prince was never coming home from the office."
Cristian: "Princes have offices?"
Jen: "Well, courts, whatever."

Jen: "I think I liked it better when I was a woman of mystery. How about you guys can call me Jen X?"

(Cristian wonders if he and Jen should leave the party)
Jen: "Well, it would be incredibly weird if we stayed. So let's stay!"

Jen: "One year on Mercury is 88 days, so if we were there - I'd be a senior citizen by now."

Jen: "Has anyone ever told you.. you can be a major drag?"
Cristian: "Has anyone ever told you that you can be impossible?"
Jen: "It's come up!"

Jen: "Love, honor and obey? Who came up with that? Some guy?"

Jen: "I mean, marriage! What a crock!"

Jen: (Cristian is trying to get Jen to behave) "Thank you, Father Cristian!"

Cristian: "You're really not gonna tell me your name?"
Jen: "Well, what's it worth to you?"
Cristian: "Another soda."
Jen: "Oh, whoop-te-do!"

Cristian: "Is this the same girl that was all depressed on that park bench?"
Jen: "Uh uh. You have me confused with someone else."

Jen: "Did you see my brother's face when you refused to leave the Palace? (Mocking Cristian) 'I'm the lady's date, I believe that's up to her.' He almost croaked!!"

Jen: (About Cristian enjoying 'sticking it' to Jessica at Todd's party) "You liked sticking it to your ex-girlfriend at that party my dad threw for Scarface, didn't you?"

Cristian: "I don't want you drinking. You get caught, I get busted. I don't need any complications around here."
Jen: "Thanks. I just love being a complication."

Jen: (After Cristian asks Jen if she will wait for him) "Sure."
Cristian: "You don't sound sure."
Jen: "Well, I'm not gonna throw myself in front of a bus, if that's what you think."

Cristian: (Trying to get Jen to wake up after being passed-out in a hospital bed for a while) "Jen? Jen? Can you hear me? Wake up! All right, that a girl!"
Jen: "Uh.. what hit me?"

Cristian: "You know, what you did was pretty stupid."
Jen: "Thanks. I didn't know."

(Cristian starts to kiss Jen, but she pulls away)
Jen: "Can I put you on hold for a minute?"
Cristian: "Okay."
Jen: (Incredulously) "Okay?!!!"

(Later, Jen is still upset he's taking it so well)
Jen: "You're taking it well."
Cristian: "Thanks."
Jen: "Too well."

(Still upset)
Jen: "Well, can't you even act a little disappointed?"
Cristian: "How?"
Jen: "I don't know.. do your 'Guy Disappointed' thing. Kick a tree! Breathe through your nose! Sulk!"
Cristian: "You mean something like this? (He sulks)"
Jen: "That's better. And then I go, 'Gee, I'm so sorry you're disappointed.'"

Cristian: (After Jen says she's going for a moonlit stroll, minutes after she said the woods creeped her out) "Hey, I thought you said these woods creeped you out."
Jen: "Well, that was when I was young and impressionable."
Cristian: "No, that was about ten minutes ago."
Jen: "So?! Girls mature faster than boys."

Cristian: "Some of us who actually work for a living get hungry... really hungry. So-"
Jen: "Me too! Even though I am just a social parasite."

Cristian: "Think you can make a banana split?"
Jen: (sarcastically) "I don't know. You know, cutting a banana in half, the long way.."

Cristian: (Cristian takes her kidding the wrong way) "It's a lot tougher than it looks, wise guy."
Jen: "It's ice cream."

Jen: (wipes whipped cream off her nose) "It's the first time anybody could call me sweet."

Cristian: (about Lindsay) "She's been acting very weird lately."
Jen: "That's my Mom! If she weren't acting weird, then I'd be suspicious."

Jen: (afraid the cops will find out about Cristian making the fake IDs) "Are you going to dump the evidence?"
Cristian: "You've been watching too much 'N.Y.P.D Blue'."

Jen: "Curiousity killed the cat, you know, all that jazz."


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